>Be me >Clearly an autist >Go to local park/hobo hangout >go up to a black guy >He looks me over >Hey man, can I buy some weed? >How much? >Um, I have $20 >That's cool man >Give it to him >Alright, I'm just gonna walk around the corner. Wait here, and another guy will come up and hand it to you. >Ok, cool man. >He walks away >Wait for 45 minutes >Leave
>>25953661 >wear sunglasses >wear those black coats like "matrix" style >go to the nearest school >wait at main entrance for the "bell" >just say this and you will be fine "hey b0ss, have you seen drugs?"
Laws are pretty ridiculous as far as personal use goes. You have to prove you aren't selling, which is about as hard as you'd imagine proving a negative could be. If it's more than a single dose you can be charged with intent to distribute.
>>25953661 >be riding on bus >sitting near the back. start evesdropping on some qt talking to some guy about drugs. that she only does it once in a while blah blah blah >say "hi. i'm anon. sorry to ask but do you do that stuff? i'm actually keen on trying it out myself. do you know where i can get a hold on that stuff, maybe i can buy it from you or maybe your supplier? >she gives me her number >start talking, she invites me to her home a few days later and we blaze it. >she is now my dealer and a good friends >mary is now being legalised where i'm from
Ask acquaintances if they want to "Match". meaning do drugs together, taking turns packing the bowl Anyone who smokes knows exactly what you're talking about, and anyone who doesn't won't know what you mean.
Once this person agrees to "match" with you, all you have to do is say "hey m8ey, I'm all out...know where I can get some -insert euphemism for weed here-"
In a lot of cases they'll go so far as to go buy drugs with you if you can somewhat hold a conversation.
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