Is a fat, white, male, with bad facial hair the absolute worst

Add balding.

>>25950379
No, it's not. Being a nu-male in general is, although fedoras are basically an extension of the autistic male and the nu-male.

>>25950379

They bring it on themselves.

>Step 1: Don't be fat
>Step 2: If you're fat, don't wear a fedora
>Step 3: If you're fat and wearing a fedora, don't pose for pictures holding a katana

There, crisis averted. The real puzzler is how there are so many fat, neckbearded, fedora wearing, katana wielding guys who think that this is a wonderful idea and they should take pictures of themselves in this state.

>fat
>white
>balding
>holding a katana
Congratulations, you're a laughing stock

>fat
>white
>balding
>holding a European sword of any style
Congratulations, you're a laughing stock, but no one is going to laugh because they'll have "is he actually a LARPER, and therefore capable of using that non-meme sword?" in their minds

>>25951025
>"is he actually a LARPER, and therefore capable of using that non-meme sword?"
lol nobody is thinking that

>>25951025
What's he going to do, throw it at me? He can't catch me

>>25950379
Add short, like <5'4"

They're a mixture of something that's terrible yet nobody has any sympathy for them as they're not on the list of things you should feel sorry for

Being an unattractive, white man who isn't masculine (short, fat, weak) is something people just have absolutely no sympathy for. There are definitely worse things to be but people have sympathy for these other things.

I'm just so sick of everyone judging. There is no right way to live and someone wants to do what he likes then he can go for it. I'm still going to mock him because I don't agree with his lifestyle and think it's ridiculous but I still understand perfectly well that it's what he wants and if he's not a faggot he'll take it on the chin and carry on

There's more to it than that. See: the popularity of Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill.

Well, I'm a white male pedophile with bad facial hair. I'd trade the loli lust for being fat any day.

>>25951581
>Add short, like <5'4"
5'4'' isnt a male human height.

short is <5'10''

>>25951972
Well I'm all those things and I'm also stupid. I wish I were dead.

>>25952103
Short for men to me is like < 6'0"

But most people don't really care about that sort of thing.

I'm 6'3" though so I cannot really comment, most people near me are tall af.

>>25952419
as a short guy myself (5'11'') i agree with you. i was just trying to make myself feel better.

you don't know how awful it is to be a manlet.

>>25950379
>is this the worst thing you can be?
the only thing worse is to be a fat black male with bad facial hair.

>>25952535
I see plenty of fat thugs on my daily commute and they seem to fit in.

>>25951025
>knowing and recognising types of swords

lol I bet you argue over fedoras and trilbeys as well

>>25952730
what is a trilbey

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>>25952477
>short
>5'11''
FUCK OFF

>>25953379
A Trilby is what you know as a Fedora

An actual fedora is what Indiana Jones wears.

>>25950379

All social standards apparently go out the window when talking about neckbeards.

It's considered shallow and mean-spirited to make fun of people for being unattractive, yet neckbeards are the butt of much aesthetic hatred.

It's considered downright cruel to mock people with disabilities, and yet people will openly make fun of obviously autistic men for being "socially inept".

It's considered Puritanical and ridiculous to judge someone for their sexual history, yet neckbeards get absolutely tormented for being kissless virgins.

>>25954588
it's because they're white, male, heterosexual, etc. you're not allowed to make fun of someone unless their Privilege exceeds a certain threshold, at which point it's all fair game.