How do I kill my parent's dogs and make it look like an accident? I'm fucking sick and tired of them and they need to go.
Dogfags please hide this thread, I don't need your useless input.
Wow okay spergboy. Try actually not being a weird anti socialite shitlobster and talk to your parents instead of hiding in the attic plotting to kill your pet.
If I were a hacker I'd've doxed the shit out of you by now.
Anon, you have to understand that you're just being a little sociopathic piece of shit and don't really deserve any sympathy from anyone at all. You want to kill an innocent animal. Full stop.
What I'm trying to say is, mcfucking kill yourself, you bitch.
>mfw I've been feeding my dog grapes for ages
WHY DOESNT ANYONE TELL ME IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE THIS HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS AAAAAAAAA
Cherries too, iirc
I'm in the basement, for your information. Also we've had countless discussions about these shit animals and nothing is ever done about it.
This seems like it would work. Will they actually drink it if I give it to them?
I came into this thread for the express point of laughing at how stupid you are.
Dunno about the dogs m8, maybe leave summat toxic out. Or put something toxic in their food. They're really easy to poison I've heard. If you get caught, just say you dropped it or didn't notice.
there you go friend
>Never go full retard
Says the guy who advocates for murder and killing someone's animals while occupying their property. Lol you're fucking crazy. Not in an I want to insult you kind of way. You're literally fucking insane.
How many times has a person bit you in the genitalia and mauled your baby brother?
A pit bull did that to me. No human ever has.
Animals are all worthless sacks of crap and the people who sympathize with them are faggots and worthless hippies and traitors to their species.
OP here, you're retarded.
Everyone else getting all assmad, fuck off. I don't care about you or your dogs. I'll never have to interact with them. I don't hate animals, I hate horrible creatures that make my life more difficult than it needs to be. This extends to all living things.
>How many times has a person bit you in the genitalia
Was that you in the article?
Didn't think so.
Fuck off and die, animal lover.
They're my stepmother's, but she has the mental capability of a small child and does the bare minimum to take care of them. They constantly piss and shit all over the house and nothing is ever done to prevent this. She doesn't even clean up after them. Everyone else in the house is sick of the shitty dogs as well, and the discussion regarding them has been done to death.
The dogs need to fucking go.
Because I love my parents and they've done their best to help me when I needed help.
I got laid off from my old job and lost my apartment. My dad offered to let me move back in so I wouldn't be homeless. My current job is awful and doesn't pay me enough to be self sufficient. Life kinda sucks but you do what you can.
Enough of what? You're the one that said "I don't hate animals, I hate horrible creatures that make my life more difficult than it needs to be. This extends to all living things." Clearly your step mother is a horrible creature and needs to be dealt with.
Fucking dog owners are autistic fucks. I seriously hope some day someone will kill their dog right in front of them. Last night I had a dream where my I ran over my neighbor's retarded dog while they watched. It was so fucking delicious seeing them get all autistic over a dead beast. Too bad I woke up.
Fuck dog owners.