/r9k/, do you guys have roaches in your home? Mice? Bats? Sn

>>25945175
pic reminds me of my childhood

>>25945175
Did you know God also sent plagues?

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>>25945175
Wait... did you just say "roaches"?

>>25945202
>A sad tale of anon's life
>his childhood filled with abuse and strife
>Hopefully he finds a qt wiiiiife
>Or kill himself with a knife

>>25945227
Roaches aren't from God though. He created them, to allow Satan to use them to test humans to see if they can choose good or evil.

One time i found a mouse in the trash under my sofa.

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Until last year I was living in an apartment with a roommate and due to our shared careless attitude towards cleaning, we did get them.
It was kind of nightmarish when I went to the bathroom late night going across the kitchen, turned on the light and saw even three fuckers at a time roaming around, some even as big as a thumb, and then having to chase them, crush them and clean up.
This continued for months, with me catching them in the kitchen and in the bathroom almost every night, until late spring/summer when they disappeared. I must have killed hundreds of them.

Thank god we left and went our own way, now I'm in a new apartment with a dude who is crazy for cleaning and thus no fuckers around.

Too bad I did get bed bugs, although I have them under control and I'm ready to blow the fuck out of them with poison.

>>25945299
which chapter is that in?

No. I'm clean and don't attract bugs

>>25945468
Watch that guy's channel, he explains stuff that the churches omit from The Word.

>>25945686
im sorry but i have too much self respect to pretend what YouTubers say is as fact

When I was a kid we ended up getting a big rat in our kitchen, and we eventually got it with poison. It was a weird blonde-ish colour.

A few days later, one of our neighbours knocked on our door with his daughter who looked pretty upset and asked us if she had seen her pet rat. She had a photo of it and it was the same one we killed.

>>25945730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dSXrW9Avn0

You really think those creatures are gonna be in heaven? There's no roaches in heaven, they're Satan's beasts. Insects are evil, why would there be insects in heaven? Could you picture Jesus playing with a damn praying mantis or feeding roaches? get a clue.

>>25945836
yeah it explains all that in the bible, you know that book on the religion? that way you dont have to base your info off your day dreams and how you feel about them

>>25945901
Jesus never explained his thoughts on insects, but it is very obvious he would not like roaches.