/r9k/, do you guys have roaches in your home? Mice? Bats? Snakes? I hate to tell you this, but if you do, you better get an exorcist. Those animals are servants in SATAN'S KINGDOM:
Until last year I was living in an apartment with a roommate and due to our shared careless attitude towards cleaning, we did get them.
It was kind of nightmarish when I went to the bathroom late night going across the kitchen, turned on the light and saw even three fuckers at a time roaming around, some even as big as a thumb, and then having to chase them, crush them and clean up.
This continued for months, with me catching them in the kitchen and in the bathroom almost every night, until late spring/summer when they disappeared. I must have killed hundreds of them.
Thank god we left and went our own way, now I'm in a new apartment with a dude who is crazy for cleaning and thus no fuckers around.
Too bad I did get bed bugs, although I have them under control and I'm ready to blow the fuck out of them with poison.
When I was a kid we ended up getting a big rat in our kitchen, and we eventually got it with poison. It was a weird blonde-ish colour.
A few days later, one of our neighbours knocked on our door with his daughter who looked pretty upset and asked us if she had seen her pet rat. She had a photo of it and it was the same one we killed.
You really think those creatures are gonna be in heaven? There's no roaches in heaven, they're Satan's beasts. Insects are evil, why would there be insects in heaven? Could you picture Jesus playing with a damn praying mantis or feeding roaches? get a clue.