Why do you assume everyone has a "special ability"? Not only don't I have one but I've never met somebody with a "special ability". What's are YOU really good at, OP? Other than being a faggot, of course.
I'm fit and have a pretty large cock and it landed me a gf who pays for all my shit and lets me stay at home doing nothing all day. It's brought me more shit than anything, but it's probably my one skill and I've been able to skate through life on it.
>>25943474 being a dominatrix. which is really good since its also pretty much the only thing i really enjoy doing and its managed to land me a partner i may very well marry and carry me through life. i have nothing else going for me really but im very good at kinky sex.
Data processing, basically. I have synesthesia and what basically amounts to hyper-autism. Clumsy as fuck, can't throw or catch a ball, slight speech impediment, spacey, fidgety, uncoordinated, awkward, slow, out-of-balance and sensitive in general, but I basically have minor superpowers, and my kryptonite is sensory overload.
I can see text when people speak and letters have colors, I used to win a lot of spelling bees, I think spatially/geometrically about a lot of things, and can see functions and equations, I can basically feel sound and music as tactile input, my brain is basically like a giant memory palace, and my mind never stops running.
Wouldn't even say I'm that intelligent, though. My IQ hovers around 138, and I pick a lot of basic things up much more slowly than most people.
>>25943538 All normies tend to overrate themselves. You ever seen those tinder/okcupid bitches and their bios? They say stupid, inane things like "I'm really good at understanding people", "I give great advice, even though I'm veeery messed up", "I make people feel good", "I'm a good talker", "I'm very determined" and other cringe-worthy shit with zero self-awareness. They honest to god believe those things make them special, they don't stop for a second while typing it and think "wait, that fucking bullshit doesn't mean anything and it probably isn't true in the first place".
>iq 138 >higher than 99.1225537500% of the population >not that intelligent
IQ isn't determined by how well you can climb trees or suck dicks. We live in an age of specialization. Just hide away in the ivory twoers of academia and try to avoid the PC lynch mobs. They let stallman live in the uni's basement so they could better babysit him and make sure he has all he needs. Intelligence is a gift. You don't have to use it for good, but I would argue it's a better idea than you trying to become an olympic fencing gold medalist or MTVBET rapper star.
I can understand why you'd make that shit up at an interview but I don't know why you'd lie about it to potential friends. It's more likely that they don't think they're lying and are just delusional, though.
Now that I've had time to think; I think my special ability is determining whether somebody is scum or not. I'm pretty good at it, which is why I don't have any friends. It's also why I don't like anybody on this website.
>>25943949 I guess I just hang out with enough academics that 138 makes me feel kinda small. I do like staying in the ivory tower, and trying to contribute something good to research is basically the goal.
Explaining complicated technical things to normal people without specialist knowledge.
I used to write articles on that kind of thing for car magazines, and now I act as a sort of "project advisor," helping amateur racers figure out their race car builds and how to set their cars up to work well for their skills and driving styles.
>tfw when normies bite down on their fork and then pull it out of their mouth while scrping it against their teeth
Holy fucking shit it send a shiver up my ass that feels worse than sandpaper. This is why the holocaust happened.Do they think it makes the food taste better? I can tell how the material of a fork greatly changes the taste of foods eaten with it but I wouldn't say it's ever been for the better. As bad as it sounds to the guy across from the table tough I don't know how they don't die actually hearing it coming from themselves, resonating through their teeth and skull in addition to it hitting their ear from the sound it makes outside of them. I believe I would implode if I ever did it. And these stupid fucks are't doing it on accident either, they do it multiple times in a row, and multiple sets during a meal. This is the main reason I'm skelly. Eating is gross enough as is, but throw other people who are even more disgusting than eating and any appetite is lost. I don't know why I didn't get the loves-to-bite-chew-and-scrape-metal-objects-on-my-teeth gene. I don't think it even skips generations because siblings, and cousins do the same fucking thing.
Look at this fucking shit, theirs even image macros about teeth scraping. Do they do it on purpose just to fuck with us? There is no way anyone honestly enjoys the feeling.
>>25944443 Shit. I don't really use complex words but this post describes me pretty well. I used to think people only thought I was smart because I wore glasses but I guess the way I act helped as well. It's weird being the guy people think is a genius but really isn't that smart but tries to live up to their expectations anyway.
>>25944137 funny coincidence. I once went full autism like you just did and wrote an entire detailed essay about why bears are pieces of shit. All because I saw a documentary where a bear kept trying to mate and the female kept brushing it off, and I got mad at bears in general.
>>25944563 >What kind Just lesbian and solo. In the process of backing up lactation/adult breast feeding stuff. >Why aren't you just streaming? Because I don't want to. I do occasionally make gifs for /gif/ though.
I'm good at at the thing that your dad thought he was good at, home improvement, arts and craft, building and repairing stuff, I learn skills related to that at an enormous rate. I had thought myself woodworking, wood turning, blacksmithing and basic electricians skills by the time I was 16. I enjoy creating new stuff more then installation and home improvement but that doesn't mean that I'm not good at it. I can become a complete austist and start explaining stuff that no one cares about when I see something that was created by someone who knew what he was doing, just recently I went into a ramble about foundations when I saw a really nice outdoor starecase. I see it as a form of artistic expression but most people perceive me as a redneck hick.
>>25944765 Doesn't it get depressing when you start watching more and more crasse porn, and before you know it you're spending your whole day watching traps and animals fucking, and then eventually beating it to guys and dead babies? >Being this weak willed
Is that what you're afraid of? Don't be, as a porn connoisseur I can almost guarantee you it will never get to that point. You only like that shit if you liked it to begin with. Porn doesn't magically make you deviant. Lactation and solo boob stuff has always been my favorite, but I also like spanking and facial abuse/painal type shit. I started using porn 11 years ago and my tastes have always been the same. Sexual shit is really fairly static. After puberty your kinks may as well be set in stone.
>>25945219 I do like looking at other porn (a lot of the stuff I see on /d/ I like) it's just that the stuff on my hard drives are my go to material if I want gurranteed good wanking material. >After puberty I'm 25 fucktard.
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