What is the only thing you are really good at? Honestly. What

>>25943474
really good at telling when i'm gonna need to vomit. to the point where i can have a normal conversation, calmly get up, slowly walk to the bathroom, yawn, and then vomit uncontrollably.

Why do you assume everyone has a "special ability"? Not only don't I have one but I've never met somebody with a "special ability". What's are YOU really good at, OP? Other than being a faggot, of course.

>>25943492
>What's are YOU

wew... that typo

>>25943474

It's really conceited, but probably fucking.

I'm fit and have a pretty large cock and it landed me a gf who pays for all my shit and lets me stay at home doing nothing all day. It's brought me more shit than anything, but it's probably my one skill and I've been able to skate through life on it.

>>25943492
That's kind of cool.

I am really good at driving under the influence. It started out of necessity, but now I make a little game out of it. I've driven more times
Fucked up then sober and I work a 9-5.

>>25943492
I think that's most people.

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>>25943570
Being Neet alone doesn't make you not a normie.

You sound like Chad.

Anyways I'm a pretty good whistler I guess, I can do a lot of pitches or whatever and they sound pretty accurate

English, grammar, writing, spelling, etc. Got 36's on the English and Reading part of the ACT and was a finalist in the 2006 National Spelling Bee.

>>25943474
being a dominatrix. which is really good since its also pretty much the only thing i really enjoy doing and its managed to land me a partner i may very well marry and carry me through life. i have nothing else going for me really but im very good at kinky sex.

>>25943474
i like to believe im decent at making music

Marksmanship and penmanship.

Only two things that come naturally to me.

i'm good at not being particularly good at anything

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Data processing, basically. I have synesthesia and what basically amounts to hyper-autism. Clumsy as fuck, can't throw or catch a ball, slight speech impediment, spacey, fidgety, uncoordinated, awkward, slow, out-of-balance and sensitive in general, but I basically have minor superpowers, and my kryptonite is sensory overload.

I can see text when people speak and letters have colors, I used to win a lot of spelling bees, I think spatially/geometrically about a lot of things, and can see functions and equations, I can basically feel sound and music as tactile input, my brain is basically like a giant memory palace, and my mind never stops running.

Wouldn't even say I'm that intelligent, though. My IQ hovers around 138, and I pick a lot of basic things up much more slowly than most people.

>>25943781
this post really is cringeworthy.

>>25943781
>>25943620
Spelling fight now

>>25943781
Are you repulsed by certain textures? Like napkins or cotton balls?

>>25943538
All normies tend to overrate themselves. You ever seen those tinder/okcupid bitches and their bios? They say stupid, inane things like "I'm really good at understanding people", "I give great advice, even though I'm veeery messed up", "I make people feel good", "I'm a good talker", "I'm very determined" and other cringe-worthy shit with zero self-awareness. They honest to god believe those things make them special, they don't stop for a second while typing it and think "wait, that fucking bullshit doesn't mean anything and it probably isn't true in the first place".

>>25943806
I'm pretty cringeworthy.

>>25943811
Naw.

>>25943825
Like you wouldn't believe. I have to wear my socks inside-out, fabric bothers me, I can't do the little tags on shirts or underwear, I can't stand light touch, etc.

I'm sensitive to noises, too, and those can have really ugly textures. Like whistling. Seriously fucks me up.

>>25943781

>iq 138
>higher than 99.1225537500% of the population
>not that intelligent

IQ isn't determined by how well you can climb trees or suck dicks. We live in an age of specialization. Just hide away in the ivory twoers of academia and try to avoid the PC lynch mobs. They let stallman live in the uni's basement so they could better babysit him and make sure he has all he needs. Intelligence is a gift. You don't have to use it for good, but I would argue it's a better idea than you trying to become an olympic fencing gold medalist or MTVBET rapper star.

>>25943846

I can understand why you'd make that shit up at an interview but I don't know why you'd lie about it to potential friends. It's more likely that they don't think they're lying and are just delusional, though.

Now that I've had time to think; I think my special ability is determining whether somebody is scum or not. I'm pretty good at it, which is why I don't have any friends. It's also why I don't like anybody on this website.

>>25943949
I guess I just hang out with enough academics that 138 makes me feel kinda small. I do like staying in the ivory tower, and trying to contribute something good to research is basically the goal.

>>25943474
...fapping? And hoarding porn?
>tfw I have a 1 TB ehdd full of porn and needed to buy another to store my porn in.

Im good at getting people to think im smart

Explaining complicated technical things to normal people without specialist knowledge.

I used to write articles on that kind of thing for car magazines, and now I act as a sort of "project advisor," helping amateur racers figure out their race car builds and how to set their cars up to work well for their skills and driving styles.

I'm kinda good at everything, not great at anything. I guess my skill is having skills.

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>>25943903

>tfw when normies bite down on their fork and then pull it out of their mouth while scrping it against their teeth

Holy fucking shit it send a shiver up my ass that feels worse than sandpaper. This is why the holocaust happened.Do they think it makes the food taste better? I can tell how the material of a fork greatly changes the taste of foods eaten with it but I wouldn't say it's ever been for the better. As bad as it sounds to the guy across from the table tough I don't know how they don't die actually hearing it coming from themselves, resonating through their teeth and skull in addition to it hitting their ear from the sound it makes outside of them. I believe I would implode if I ever did it. And these stupid fucks are't doing it on accident either, they do it multiple times in a row, and multiple sets during a meal. This is the main reason I'm skelly. Eating is gross enough as is, but throw other people who are even more disgusting than eating and any appetite is lost. I don't know why I didn't get the loves-to-bite-chew-and-scrape-metal-objects-on-my-teeth gene. I don't think it even skips generations because siblings, and cousins do the same fucking thing.

Look at this fucking shit, theirs even image macros about teeth scraping. Do they do it on purpose just to fuck with us? There is no way anyone honestly enjoys the feeling.

>>25944044
How do you do it? Any tips?

>>25944108
So basically you're good at language, right? Simplifying things?

>>25944343

Use terms that anyone uses, complex words and shit

Don't talk to anyone at least they talk to you first

Hate everybody

>>25944443
Shit. I don't really use complex words but this post describes me pretty well. I used to think people only thought I was smart because I wore glasses but I guess the way I act helped as well. It's weird being the guy people think is a genius but really isn't that smart but tries to live up to their expectations anyway.

>>25944137
funny coincidence. I once went full autism like you just did and wrote an entire detailed essay about why bears are pieces of shit. All because I saw a documentary where a bear kept trying to mate and the female kept brushing it off, and I got mad at bears in general.

>>25943599
>im a pretty good whistler I guess

Never has a more hilariously tragic sentence been typed.

>>25943980
w-what kind sempai? Why aren't you just streaming?

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Believe it or not, I'm good at aliens.

>>25944137
>>25944528

What bear is best?

>>25944563
>What kind
Just lesbian and solo. In the process of backing up lactation/adult breast feeding stuff.
>Why aren't you just streaming?
Because I don't want to. I do occasionally make gifs for /gif/ though.

I'm pretty good at children's card games like MTG and Hearthstone. I also know a lot of trivia. I can fly a plane but I wouldn't say I'm particularly good at it.

If I'm good at anything its video games, but there are thousands of people who will always be better than me.

>>25944724
doesn't it get boring to be so narrowly focused on particular kinds of porn?

>>25944727
I have a bunch of really old pokemon cards. What am I supposed to do with them?

>le "everyone has to be good at something" normalfag meme

I'm good at at the thing that your dad thought he was good at, home improvement, arts and craft, building and repairing stuff, I learn skills related to that at an enormous rate. I had thought myself woodworking, wood turning, blacksmithing and basic electricians skills by the time I was 16.
I enjoy creating new stuff more then installation and home improvement but that doesn't mean that I'm not good at it.
I can become a complete austist and start explaining stuff that no one cares about when I see something that was created by someone who knew what he was doing, just recently I went into a ramble about foundations when I saw a really nice outdoor starecase.
I see it as a form of artistic expression but most people perceive me as a redneck hick.

>>25944787
Don't know, I've never played Pokemon.

>>25944716

Polar bear. They're white and fluffy and like coke.

>>25944801
Are you sexually attracted to wood and wood accessories?

>>25944765
Doesn't it get depressing when you start watching more and more crasse porn, and before you know it you're spending your whole day watching traps and animals fucking, and then eventually beating it to guys and dead babies?
>Being this weak willed

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>>25944914
>watching porn
>not weak willed

>crass porn
>implying porn isn't all crass

>implying it's not depressing that you're hoarding porn

>implying you're not obsessed with porn
>implying you won't "progress" to more hardcore porn if you haven't already

>>25944914

Is that what you're afraid of? Don't be, as a porn connoisseur I can almost guarantee you it will never get to that point. You only like that shit if you liked it to begin with. Porn doesn't magically make you deviant. Lactation and solo boob stuff has always been my favorite, but I also like spanking and facial abuse/painal type shit. I started using porn 11 years ago and my tastes have always been the same. Sexual shit is really fairly static. After puberty your kinks may as well be set in stone.

>>25943474
>What is the only thing you are really good at? Honestly. What do you think is your special ability?
nothing really

>>25945219
I do like looking at other porn (a lot of the stuff I see on /d/ I like) it's just that the stuff on my hard drives are my go to material if I want gurranteed good wanking material.
>After puberty
I'm 25 fucktard.

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>>25945270
Why are you lying? Stop it. Stop it.
Hit yourself in the head until you tell the truth REEEEE

>>25945310

Assuming you are human then 25 years of age is after puberty. That means you are most likely safe, just like I said in my post. 25 is after puberty.

>>25943570
Luke Roper?

>>25945443
Yes. How did u know?

>>25943474
I'm charismatic as fuck but it gets me into trouble consistently so I guess nothing besides having level 100 speechcraft

>>25945316
>Why are you lying? Stop it. Stop it.
>Hit yourself in the head until you tell the truth REEEEE
just believe in yourself anon ;^)

>>25945599
>he can't talk his way out of trouble
>i-im charismatic, please believe ; ;

lol normies

My biggest weakness is that I'm mediocre in everything. Even back in school I would always get the same grade from every single subject.

>>25945716
Wow someone's an unhappy camper.

Some people just don't have time for chit chat, man. State cops being among them.

>>25943474
Counterfeiting.

Too bad I'm too much of a pussy to do anything with the skill.

>>25945570
Post your suburb and I'll believe it

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I'm a SPARTAN-II

Mythic raid leading and fire mage DPSing

>>25945570
Bump for Luke

Looking like an idiot

>>25943474
Manipulating people, aside from that I'm a really great asshole.