It' Friday night Anon. What will your crush / oneitis likely

Being a normie or sleeping. The usual. Wish I could be with her tho.

>>25943186
What does "being a normie" entail in her case?

>>25943204

Sucking nigger dicks, t.b.h.

probably putting her kids to bed

>>25943229
Wewlad got a good chortle out of that one

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>tfw you're taking care of her kids while she is out partying

>>25943169
Probably getting railed by Chad, desu.

>>25943169
sucking nigger dicks

>>25943169
Probably spending quality time with her boyfriend or out drinking with her female friends so she can party a bit more before they get hitched.

>>25943204

Going anywhere with her friends, Facebook and instagram, hooking up with chads. The normsual.

>>25943169
Going to a movie with me. I have a gf though ( who is a a different girl).

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Playing video games with other people

>>25943169
probably masturbating and thinking about chad

>>25943169
She's at home, ignoring all the fresh gondola memes I send her.

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>>25943169
>try to think of a girl i like
>none come to mind

how can this be

fucking chads

>tfw she used to post on r9k every day and now she just parties and fucks chads

>>25945268
You dont realize how good this is for you.

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Probably working at Fleur de Lapin or doing homework.

None of the girls I have ever had a crush on in the past mean anything to me now. I guess they're all doing normie shit now like everyone else.

>>25943169
She'll sleep or take care of her sick grandma. She's a 10/10 autistic qt kissless virgin, wish I could talk to her but she's completely off the grid.

She'll be spending the evening at her boyfriends house, most likely cuddling and fucking all night. I won't even be a thought in her head, not even for a milisecond. She probably doesn't even remember who I am. Haven't spoken to her In 4 years now I think.

Potentially having a sleepover with my brother.

What the fuck is my life?

>>25943169
>While you scream her name while you cum
>She drinks jamals babies like red rum

I'd like to think that she's pure, but all women are whores.

So most likely being a slut

wish i had one so maybe i'd feel something

>>25945268

Realistically?

Getting railed by some guy.

Stop posting ugly-ass overage whores you stupid cunt.

>>25943169
Sitting on her computer.

>>25943432
>Going to a movie with me. I have a gf though ( who is a a different girl).
kill yourself

What's wrong with all of you? Do you really think that every girl is a slut who gets railed by a different guy every weekend? Believe it our not, most girls are not that promiscuous.

>>25945268
>>25945433

Don't, love is a fucking poisonous feeling and it will ruin your life with you having nothing to do about it, be glad your soul is still free.

Having a party at his house with his friends

maybe she'll stay in and wonder what i'm doing tonight

I'm sure my orbiter will think I'm going out and hooking up with guys, but I'm just going out to dinner with my family before I go back to college.

>>25945527
>Her jaws glued closed tight
>from chads cum overnight
>they all are the same
>when screaming chads name

>>25945377
Hang in there Elliot

>>25945593
Thank you for your autistic reply. You definitely convinced me.

>>25945544
>and it will ruin your life

geez how can you ruin something that doesn't exist

>>25945619
>tfw when you just wanna make rhymes
Don't hate, appreciate

>>25945268
Yeah this. I can't think of a girl I know that I would also like to be with.
Good for me I think.

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I just skyped with her.

My gf is in North Africa helping refugees reach Europe.
Can't wait to see her in 2 weeks

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>>25946282
come on

this is just bait at this point right

I haven't had a crush in ten years.

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I think she is going to some Jew convention of some sorts! Shabbat shalom.

>>25946309
it sure sounds like bait but it's actually 100% true

I don't have one, never had any.

>>25943169
shitposting on dank meme pages on facebook

>have a uniform fetish
>have a braces fetish
>lil sis abruptly gets braces and becomes a cheerleader
>pretend I don't see her that way for months
>fap 2-3 times daily solely to her for past 3 weeks
>be the cool older brother she always wanted and start spoiling her
>have already groomed her into hugging regularly and accepting semi-inappropriate hinting compliments
>late at night can sometimes briefly hear her muffled distressed moans through our bedroom walls

Tonight she is living an oblivious care-free life out with her friends while I bailed out on plans so I could stay home and fap with her panties.

>>25943169
she's ill

probably asleep right now

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>>25946733
You need Muhammad.
You fucking degenerate.

I don't crush on her anymore, but she's a huge whore. It is very possible she'll be taking a dick in the ass. That filthy whore.

Getting drunk with the cunt who stole her from me.

I say stole her from me, started dating her because i'm shit and ineffectual.

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Probably spending the night at her DESIGNATED friend's house swapping body image issue stories.

Pic related, the resemblance to normalfag frog was unintentional AFAIK.

>>25946733
This is hot.

texting. probably some guy.

>literally only ever "liked" girls based on exterior
I really don't usually find women that attractive, but some girls are unconventional in a way that drives me insane. Makes me want to grab them by the throat and smell their hair for hours. Is that strange?

I don't think I have one anymore. My old crush? I dunno, probably munching carpet because she was a lesbian. At least it's not what OP suggested.

>>25947587
Oh man reminds me of my recluse lesbian friend who I used to spend hours a day with. Some very weird events transpired and I ended up breaking off our friendship. This is at least a year ago and I still receive at least 1 email a day from her, which I never answer. I miss her but it's all for the best.

>>25943169
It's nearly 11:20pm here, so she's probably at home underneath a blanket watching netflix

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She probably will be celebrating that she has finished her exams with her boyfriend. I doubt she even remembers me, yet I still think about her.

I guess it's better this way seeing that she is happy, but I still wonder what was wrong with me, why didn't she see anything in me worth of being loved.

>>25946339
>tfw no jewish princess gf

>>25948264
I wonder when it goes away
It has been 3 years and I still haven't got over it
How normies shrug it off so easily?

>>25948321
>I wonder when it goes away
It's going to be a full 10 years this August. Hopefully it goes away soon.

>>25948342
Holy shit, tell me you are kidding
Well
I guess getting oneitis when you are KV (which I am) will make things alot more complicated

>>25943169
How old are you that you still have crushes? Wtf?

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>>25948321
It has been 2 years for me more or less, and I haven't talked to her in about a year and a half. At this point I realize that she and I have probably changed a lot, yet I can't stop thinking about those times together. I feel like I live in the past.

>>25948438
YES
It makes it a thousand times worse
knowing that the girl you fell in love with probably doesn't even exist anymore
She changed
I didn't

>>25948463
I can relate. Had a crush on a mildly metalhead shy girl, she turned into a full-on piercing/tattoo party-slut. She actually has pics on fb of herself in one of those skimpy goth dresses pouring beer into her barely-hidden cleavage.

>>25948642
I got oneitis on a pretty outgoing girl
Then next year she went quiet as fuck
It kinda annoys me a little
We have no common ground now
And I think she has a boyfriend

>>25948713
>party girl to quiet girl
Is she also "sick of the games"?

>>25948763
probably yes
she got into pc gaming kek
guess I ain't losing much
but oneitis is oneitis

>>25948713
I think the difference between a "quiet girl" and a "party girl" is much more fluid than the terms suggest. Sure, some women are exceptions, but if a girl told me she was just a quiet homebody I wouldn't believe that couldn't change if Chad came around.

>>25948849
she was Chad's (he was from my classroom) pickup at the time I met her
And they found out I liked her
well shit

>>25948812
True, it's not easy to get rid of the itis. It's indeed worse when she changes because you still cling onto the hope that you're ever be with her, but she doesn't even exist anymore.

And so goes the world.

She fell asleep three hours ago, and will either wake up in an hour or two and call me, or sleep until morning.

>>25945527
>Believe it our not, most girls are not that promiscuous.
Women are hornier than men.

going to a poetry reading apparently

Probably to a party. I miss her alot.
I guess it's better this way. She probably doesn't even think about me in anyway or form.

>>25943169
>inb4 "sucking nigger dicks" etc

Honestly, that's a pretty good guess. Either that or playing Destiny.

>>25945268
It's called getting older. They all become disgusting, undesirable once they reach 20.

Haven't had a "crush" in 5 years (coincidentally that's the last time I've properly socialized with someone).

>>25945320
Rabbit Flower? Is that a Quebecois strip club?

>>25943169
I don't even know any women, let alone have a crush on one.

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>mfw old crush just sent me a snapchat of her feet as a joke

little does she know I go to /tv/

She will be doing cute, innocent things on the anime I'm about to watch.

Eating dinner with her husband in their home, or getting ready for bed.
It still hurts me I have to call him her husband now.

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