I haven't spoken since I was nineteen years old.
I just got word my older brother is positioned on a building to kill himself.
My mother wants me to speak with him, thinking that I have some sacred voice of reason to convince him otherwise.
I shouldn't be leaving the choice to strangers on the internet but i'm not sure if it will have been in vain. She pissed herself and show me the text he sent after she got off the phone with him.
If this goes without replies I understand.
>I just got word my older brother is positioned on a building to kill himself.
So... he's just standing there like an idiot? Wow, normies are such drama queens.
Think about this, OP: If you don't even care about your brother, why the hell would we?
Say something retarded that he'll find funny, maybe an inside joke or just something dumb.
If your first word to him in years is "penis" and he laughs, he won't be able to jump. Get a megaphone and say penis. I'm sure the street will be crowded and it will be totally sweet.
AYOOOO MANG HOW YOUS DOING AND SHEET I HEARD YOU WAS GUNNA SELF KILL OR SUMSHIT LIKE DAT. -eats kfc chicken- LOOK MANG -sucks thumbs- WE IS GUNNA GO TO SUM MOUFUCKIN STRIP CLUB AND WE'S GUNNA GET OUR DICK WET AIGHT. MY NIGGA DAYQUAN GUN HOOK-US-UP I'M TALKING WHITE HOES WITH BIG BLACK BOOTIES Ahhaaaaa NAH I"M SAYING
this works every time, trust me I work as a police officer and deal with suicidal individuals on the daily