Have you ever tried to become chad?

>>25941136

>manlet
>dicklet
>no beard
>socially retarded
>balding

It would take more than actually trying you stupid faggot.

>>25941136
so you're asking me if I ever tried to kill myself and reincarnated in a chad's genetics / rich family ? no.

>>25941136
Deep down, even if they had the chance, few robots would become Chad. Like the Nazi who cannot exist with the Jew, robots want Chad to exist to validate them. Master-slave dialectic, bruh.

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Fuck Chad lets play a game

>>25941136
Chads are seriously weak pussy men. Imagine you consider yourself alpha but you take time reading fashion blogs and taking cues how to behave from movies and television.

No way, I think it's time you guys figure out there is a level above Chad.

>>25941340
vader bro

>>25941340
HIJACKED
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>>25941340
Yeah, fuck em. I'll play.

>>25941340
Rolando Rolando

>>25941490
>cold ass
t-thanks

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>>25941136
maybe not chad per se but a few years back I made a concerted effort to improve myself. I tried a lot harder in college, started working out, looked for opportunities to meet people and go out. I managed to keep it up for about a year and, by the numbers, did better on all three fronts.

but overall it was a complete failure, both in the sense of getting me laid and in the sense of making me more confident and happier about life in general.

I tried lifting but I gave up because I didn't make gains. I didn't make gains because I'm a spooky skeleton who can't eat that much. Dieting was harder than the actual lifting.

I would try, mi physical appearance can be a lot better, but my personality is fucking shit.
I'm very shut and do not know why.

However, this year I am staring calisthenics.

>>25941340
le roll dfsasdasdasd

>>25941340
Rolling for darth mauloogabooga

>>25941340
rolling commento
originale

>>25941340
rolollololololl

>>25941136
>have you ever tried to become a wolly mammoth?
thats how you sound. Chads are born not made

>>25941340
Ayy lel rollin

>>25941340
whats my vader name

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I'm 5'7'' and not particularly good looking, there's no hope to become Chad. I can only aspire to be a Chinese imitation of it and maybe get some pussy, but it's never the same.

>>25941340
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(holy fuckeroni that still wasn't unique.)

>>25941136
I'm tall and somewhat into muscular/fat body type. Face is somewhat okay but severe acne and crooked teeth kills my chances.

>>25941871
looks like a scene out of Men in Black

>>25941340
haha my willy jimmy :)

HAHA MY PEE-PEE

>>25941340
Succulent shoes

it actually does feel good man

I'm too scared of side effects to take the HGH required for me to acquire chad height.

>>25941136
I never tried anything ever. I just exist

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>>25941262
my brother in anguish

>>25941364
I think we just have different ideas of what "Chad" is.

To me, Chad is the confident, self-assured guy who doesn't overthink things or worry about social interaction, and who effortless gets friends, women, and careers without really trying, because people are just drawn to him.

Chad is a state of mind, not a physical look or financial status or anything like that.

>>25941340
im original russian.

>>25941340
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yeh

>>25942295
yes, russians are like niggers of europe, but now europe has more actual niggers than russians.

One time I met the amazing athiest & I was more autistic then he was. Dude schooled me in social norms

>>25941340
Fuck Star Wars

I'm rolling anyway

>>25941340
rolling ioioioioioioioioioioioioi scooby

>>25941340

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>>25941340
Darth Coldy get.