Tell me right now, why the fuck are you on /r9k/? It's

I'm from the original wave of r9k posters.

You know, before this place became neo /jp/ when NEETposting got forbidden from there.

I am here for only one reason: the memes.

My bad childhood caused me to not be able to make friends very well, be very insecure and be awkward with everyone I try to talk to.

And also no gf

idk, I just started browsing because there was too much Star Wars threads on /tv/ and I just stayed. I'm a 25 year old kv NEET but I couldn't give 2 fucks about bitches.

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>>25940415
I like talking to random people

>>25940448
why don't you FUCKIUNG FUCK OFF BACK to /jp/ you insufferable piece of shit snooty cunt

>>>/jp/
>>>/jp/
>>>/jp/
>>>/jp/
>>>/jp/
>>>/jp/

>>25940559

No. I was here first.

Arcane 9 is about memes.

It just happens that you guys came here because nobody wanted you but us or /b/, and that board moved too fast for you to shitpost.

You are the new fag invaders.

Agreed. This board is way too thirsty these days.

>>25940646
Nah. You're the cancer.

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I just come here for a laugh, why else? I enjoy the failed normie stories than the dick measuring contests of "i've got a small dick" "NO MY DICKS SMALLER, I CAN'T PLEASE A QT WITH THIS, WHY CAN'T I GET GF?"

>>25940559
Preach it, call them cancer, you are doing gods work anon.

I always get tempted to start calling out these fucking weaboos (inb4 animeboard(imageboard)) but was very glad to see someone was already doing it.

Well done.

>>25940415
Keep in mind that r9k is only a part of 4chan and 4chan has a 'normie' userbase overall

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>>25940415
>The loner, anti-social, rejects who just hates anything and everything 3D.
i can identify with this

>>25940905
>4chan has a 'normie' userbase overall
A site about anime doesn't attract normies
At most they're filtered out at /b/ and /v/

Even /fit/ is filled with weebs

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>>25940905
i disagree. there are no Stacy/Chads here who play competitive intramural football and go to Electric Daisy Carnival. There may be arrogant nerds here who get laid from those weird post-emo chicks with beta orbiters, but i don't think those are "normies"

>>25940415
Well I am an anti social reject.

Since the first day I went to school desu .

>>25940999
>A site about anime doesn't attract normies
it does
>At most they're filtered out at /b/ and /v/
not completely

does that answer your question OPie?

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>>25941005
>get laid
You do realize you're on the internet and anyone and everyone lies, right?

>tfw my mom calls me a weirdo for not asking some girl to hang out this weekend and staying home to do work and play video games instead

>>25940415
I like seeing how fucked up yall are

>>25940905
>>25941005
Look at /adv/ to get a load of what normies on 4chan look like. It's a scary contrast when out next to any other board.

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>>25940999
i think r9k's definition of "normal" is being able to sexually interact with the opposite sex. No matter how mild the interaction. Anyone who posts here who can do those things is just being elitist and therefore a jerk

Seeing you faggots cry motivates me.
I only come here to make fun of faggots, and everyone here is irritable as fuck

>>25941106
>i think r9k's definition of "normal" is being able to sexually interact with the opposite sex
this actually makes a lot of sense
you can be the biggest Chad here, be as socially active as you want, but the moment you say "tfw no gf", everyone starts yelling "ONE OF US, ONE OF US!"

>>25940415
Explain to me how this board belongs to you And I will leave

I read that as "what the fuck are you on, /r9k/?".

I am on kratom and I'm gonna drink some coffee too. Should wake me up nice and good. I'm on an anti-psychotic too, so I get really sleepy all day.

>>25941120
I remember when I told myself that. Stick around a little longer and you'll fall down too

>>25940646
>I was here first
Which makes you entitled to absolutely nothing.
Anyone can post here so majority rules.don't like it? Go to wizzardchan

>>25941120
i wouldn't recommend that. The longer you stay, the more likely you are to succumb to the hints of depression that led you here

>>25940415
I attend uni, have a girlfriend, get sex BUT... I don't have a single friend, cant communicate with strangers, don't understand how others can be people magnets. I come here to feel better basically.

>>25940415
I lurk to laugh at and observe the robots. full blown normie here

>>25941244
>I attend uni, have a girlfriend, get sex BUT... I don't have a single friend
Literally how?

>>25940886
>is on 4chan
>fucking weaboos
m8

>>25941230
That was true once but its not anymore.
R9k is for everyone now, depression can't save you this time robot

>>25941267
What part? How I got a gf or how im friendless?

>>25940646
tru fucking story

>>25941309
How you can achieve the former and not the latter
By "gf" do you mean internet gf or hookup?

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>>25941298
bonding with other "depressed" ppl here made me love it in like 2013. Was it the rise of pepe to the mainstream that ruined it?

>>25941070
Pffff, there are boards far more normie than /adv/. It's only above average on the normie scale.

I'm hopeless with women, everybody I know in real life is a total Chad that doesn't understand at all, and it's nice to commiserate with people who have similar experiences to me.

Also, /r9k/ has interesting people, funny threads, and can be generally entertaining.

>>25941371
>2013
Funny I remember the big Reddit influx and everyone getting a trip at the end of 2012
We're you one of those retards posting the you too meme?

>>25941346
No she's flesh and blood and attractive surprisingly. See her everyday and she sleep at my place on the weekend. I used to be pretty well liked but I faithfully slayed all friendships and forgot how to interact with people / make friends.

>>25940646
you are appreciated, anon

>>25941188
>>25941230
I've been lurking /r9k/ for years, l decided to turn my life around and never come back here. But l like to watch people fall for the bait every single time. R9k isn't a depressed goblin board anymore, it's more of an anonymous facebook

Honestly, I can't really argue my point anymore as too much time has passed and my time here has blurred together.
What I do remember is that OP is partly correct, in the sense we adopted 2D to focus on other goals and hobbies like history, fitness, and 300k starting.
OC was common place and feel posters then shit everything up.
I feel as there is stuff missing from but we were just practical gentlemen, then robots focused on OC and helping each other improve.
Also tits.
This is all nostalgia though.

>>25941515
This
There aren't even real robots anymore. Most people calling themselves robots come from Reddit and never experienced the true r9k robot paradise wich lasted less than a year

>>25941515
>decided to turn my life around
>never come back here
at least one of those things we know you're struggling to do properly.
>anonymous Facebook
sure, m8, what are you even on about? feel sorry for you

I left /r9k/ for good about 6 months ago and went to /pol/

>>25940415
Do you want a honest or a meme answer?
I'll just answer honestly anyway.
I'm a somewhat normal person with my ups and downs in life. I don't consider myself as social reject or whatever, but I don't think I fit this society perfectly either.
I find this place pretty interesting, and aside from troll and shitpost threads, I've talked to some really interesting people here.

I don't know what else you want to hear. I never pretend to be a robot because why would I? I don't derail your threads, I don't make fun of you, I don't do anything bad to any of you. I sometimes participate in discussions and offer my point of view but I understand that I am not any of you and that we're different. Everyone is anyway.

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>>25940415
I'm in a country not my own. Been here for 4 years, too awkward and sapped to learn the language and interact with others, additionally it's a bumfuck place in the middle of nowhere.

My life is going utterly nowhere, held back two years because i moved here, less than one year away from college, my family is not only poor and won't be able to afford to send me anywhere, but i have no ambition anymore since the things i thought i was good at, it turns out im not so good at.

My hope was to get a scholarship in what i liked but i dont think i'll be good in it anymore.

I have literally not held a conversation for 5 years, and before that all my interactions with other humans were laced with paralyzing guilt in a shitty third world country.

Where else am i supposed to go?

I can't even talk to robots since who gives a fuck about some guy on the internet.

Here sometimes some people say nice things about me and i like that.

>>25940646
This. I always laugh when I see threads about how "normies" are the invaders when the "tfw no gf" fags are the ones who invaded and ruined this place. Robots are the invaders, gentlemen are the natives and no matter how much they try to force original gentlemen out a few of us will always remain.

I'm not even sure why I come here myself. I'm a an autist with no social life, sure, but I don't freak out about not having a girlfriend like everyone else here does.

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>>25940415
Waiting for my not global ban to expire and talking to anon.

>>25941653
I remember the time you could come here and post about your feels and you would get at least 30 replys from compassionate people in ad situations
I'm glad that time is over. Just look at yourself, at what you have become. Do you think you should be influencing other people in bad situations naive enough to listen to you.robots died, I moved on. If you can't then there is only one place for you and its not online

>>25940415
"I come here to feel better about my life"
Anything else is most likely a lie

>>25941749
>Do you think you should be influencing other people in bad situations naive enough to listen to you

Who says i tell anyone else that they might want to do this or that? I don't think i would offer terrible advice despite my position, im in the gutter, not mentally challenged. I digress though, the only influence i have is that i sometimes offer some kind words to others here, and that's about it.

I come here to pass time at work and read OC.

>>25941865
No, you encourage them to stay here and feel good about things that should feel bad about.
You pieces of shit kept me unhappy and thinking I couldn't do better for years, i m not going to let you do it to anyone anymore

>>25940415
Bored in class desu senpai

>>25941929
I don't though. How do i do that? I come here to talk with somewhat kindred spirits.
Escapist behavior doesn't end and start with r9k. Usually people here that have real issues are tangled up in many different defects. If one of these escapist behaviors is going online and having someone tell you "you might not actually be the piece of shit you are convinced you are, maybe you're a good person" then i don't think that's the issue you should root out first. Maybe later on stop depending on internet comfort. I'm sorry to hear that this place kept you chained down for whatever reason, but i don't think this is true for everyone here.

>>25942081
You clearly are remembering things wrong.
All you ever did was validate peoples fears and bias

>>25942182
Please stop with this old meme of,"x is one person". It's not that funny.

>>25942182
You aren't offering any sort of explanation for what your points. I can't reply meaningfully.

>>25942226
Are you familiar with the term echo chamber?

>>25942287
Yes, circle jerk etc. There is this sort of behavior here, and i agree, it's harmful. I don't participate in it. But i wouldn't say that this is true for all the posts here. Some people are legitimately hurting with no way out, and want a few kind words.

>>25942370
A few rotten apples ruin the bunch tho

>>25940849
Underrated, lets all just get along and stop competing with each other. This place is enough like pissing into a sea of piss as it is, lets not make it worse by comparing piss streams.

also noice best grill, post moar saya-chan

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Maybe you want to know weher the real losers is uh dont you want to know it Chad they are on wizchan they leave /r9k/ becuase of you normie

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Someone nailed this on the head
>>25942911

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>>25940415
I've been here since day 1
I came for the original stories and being able to relate to other social pariahs
I stayed because I finally found a place online where I would be accepted not despite of how fucked up I am, but BECAUSE OF how fucked up I am.
Over the years that has faded and now I desperately cling to this place in the hopes that one day it will be restored to its former glory
Not saying that old /r9k/ was perfect, but it was a very different creature from the one that it is now.

>>25940415
i just like the personalities of real robots here. not the fucking fake trying to fit in robots. I am just a weird fucking person that enjoys talking people with the same interests and lifestyle as me.

>>25940102
I come to bitch about women being sluts and not saving their virginities. People irl get annoyed or angry if I do this.

I'm just here for the memes desu

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>>25940415
>Tell me right now, why the fuck are you on /r9k/?
the pic say it all

>>25944965
We don't get a great view, but that trap's dick looks pretty girthy.

>>25941564
can you explain what a true robot is?

>>25944965
Heyyy senpai

originalcommentfuckbot

>>25940415
>Tell me right now, why the fuck are you on /r9k/?

and what else would I be doing? Homework? I guess I could do that.

I can't afford any vidya and I'm sick of all my PS2 shit that I have played and replayed. Can't afford any good food either, just ramen.

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>>25941120
and of course you come for the gay threads because you suck cock.

I can only sexually interact with the opposite sex online.

Am I a robot or a normy???

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>>25945107
I know your game already, nerd.

>>25945111
really wat else would I do? What else IS there?

>>25940415
Because, despite the fact that I have a gf and plenty of friends, I also have a sick sense of humor and robotic tendencies, so I can relate to you guys pretty well. You guys are my friends, too.

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>>25940415
Because I'm a lonely NEET.

Too tired to even watch anime.

>>25945183
Uhh huh? What's my game?

Normies come here to be entertained by us. We amuse them. They screenshot our memes and send them to their dumb ass friends. They're the type to point at the fellow autists and retards coming off the yellow bus and Keke their assess off.

They can all suck a Blacked.com dick.

>>25940415
>Why does this board attract the latter so much?
Superiority complex anon. They like to lecture people they feel are inferior to them because that makes them feel good.

>>25940886
GET OUT. This is not your board. Leave-

>>25941667
>original gentlemen
what a weird way to spell normie scum

>>25942732
>This place is enough like pissing into a sea of piss as it is

that's the definition of /b/ you fucking idiot

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>>25945251
I know to keep my expectations low because these things never go further outside the board.

>>25941120
You're irritable as fuck, irritable fuck

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all the majorly anti social rejects who are at risk for actual suicide all left for wizchan a long time ago

>>25941146
Not exactly. Had had a gf disqualifies you to be robot

I pop in occasionally because sometimes I relate to the posts.

>>25941170
Are you the one with the contrarian opinion just because you think you can advice people about how can they "improve" their lives?

If the answer is yes, then you don't belong here.

>>25941298
>R9k is for everyone now
No it's not, stop deluding yourself

>>25941244
Then you're a failed normie with a superiority complex, not a robot

>>>/soc/

>>25941642
>I don't know what else you want to hear

Simple, just write: "I'm a normie, I don't belong here, I promise I'll never come back here" and honor that promise.

>>25941749
>I moved on
If you really mean it, please GET OUT

>>25942287
>echo chamber
gb2 tumblr a/o le reddit

r9k does not need saviors

>>>/adv/

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>>25940415
I'm here for the fucking BANTZ m9

>>25945250
HOW DOES HE KNOW?!

You've been watching me. But FYI I wake up at 2pm and go to sleep at 2am. I'm not a lazy fuck like some of you

You all would consider me a complete normie. I'm good looking, /fit/, have had a few girlfriends, have a job, and got to uni but I don't party or anything. Idk why i come here honestly I enjoy the misogyny and the memes are pretty funny I guess. I've probably been on the ch0n longer than most "robots" and it's kind of true how they say your here forever.I don't make fun of any robots unless they act like edgy fedora tippers. Guess what though robots? You can't make me leave so stay mad.

>>25945727
You are not the person to dictate this, neither am I. What happens will happen, I still will help whether you like it or not.
>not that guy.

>>25940415
>Tell me right now, why the fuck are you on /r9k/?
i spent all my booze money on burgers this afternoon and didn't see the point in going out

>>25940415
To laugh at the NEETs and mentally ill.

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>>25940849
Nice post but it was shit since you posted worst girl

>>25945085
if you have to ask, you're a fucking reddit

I am addicted to shitposting. Seriously, I hate this place anymore and can't think of a better reason to post unless I am desperately bored of anything else and crave some form of human interaction. And I don't think this place is remotely like facebook or reddit, mainly because I would rather just banter and not actually meet people and have to be respectful.

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I like laughing at the stories posted here, especially the ones with piss bottles

>>25940415
Because I bored and want to watse some time before the snowstorm hits and my internet connection.

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>>25940415
I like to read about the lives of people on here. Making connections of Anons is a fun but unproductive hobby. I have a tendency to remember too much about someone that I shouldn't

>>25945250
It gets better anon, just bee yourself and buy a 3DS.

>>25940415
I lost all of my friends and haven't made new ones because I've been in a horrible spiral of self abuse and pity.

>>25947192
some of us appreciate it man

Im the lonely retard in the back of my shitty highschool english class on /r9k/ while everyone else plays fuckin scrabble and has fun.

>>25947339
Thanksanon. This was comforting

>>25940415
anime girls are cute but I don't see how they're superior. I just think of all "fictional girls", 2d or 3d, in the same category. escapism is escapism.

I'm bored at work and sometimes these threads are a good laugh

I don't have any problems, I just like the banter here

I'm a pretty normal guy off the internet, but I come here to laugh at all the socially awkward rejects because deep down I'm extremely worried that I have a lot more in common with them than I'm comfortable admitting.

>>25941055
Full agreement.

To watch people more miserable than me. i'm a failed normie but i'm trying.

>>25940415
Are you mad that there are now people trying to fit in with the group YOU already identify with?

I FEEL MAJORITY OF R9K IS LURKERS WHO JUST LAUGH AT THE RIDICULOUS CULTURE OF THE BOARD. THERE'S A SMALL PORTION THAT ACTUALLY GENERATE THE GARBAGE, PITIFUL CONTENT.

>>25940415

Abnormie logic thread?

>come to board that has no topic
>original posters are kind enough to make you welcome and post threads
>you interpret this to mean the board is now yours and shit post 24/7
>abuse anyone who strays from your rigid mindset of what "your" board should be
>get constantly BTFO by people who were here before you
>start threads like this crying about how you're haven has been ruined

What a complete and utter cunt you are

I'm not a normie in common sense, my life is pretty good except my social relations but you can call me that way. I'm a little shy, but the real reason is that most people bore me and slowly it starts making me depressed to have nobody (moved to new city). That's why I'm here.

I'm bored and I got really used to this place for fun so I browse it everyday out of habit

>>25940415
Been lurking since the board got reactivated. I don't post anything, I just enjoy reading stories of failing at adulthood written by useless, hate-filled retards. Seriously, that's all this board has become to me. It's a place where mongoloids share their stories of failure, NEEThood and 'tfw no gf' - not to feel any sort of camaraderie, but for the reading pleasure of people who aren't completely absmal failures.

Thanks for playing, and enjoy your mediocrity!