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Explain to me how I am not a robot after this fucking shit night

>no friends so have never been out clubbing/partying
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
>agree because why not guess it could be good just not sitting inside
>get to the preparty and I feel pretty awkward, the guy from my class has bought alcohol for me though so I get drunk pretty fast
>I'm the only girl there but whatever, I never got along with girls anyway
>the cutest guy I've seen is also there, definitely feel like we got a connection
>tall, handsome, charming and amazing
>really shy and try to talk with him but just spill spaghetti, still he responds well and we get along well
>fucking Stacey Thundercunt enters and starts flirting with him and his focus shifts to her
>fuck this shit.jpg I'm going to get really drunk, take more alcohol from guy from my class
>fastforward and we get to the main party and I'm very drunk now and kind of angry because Stacey is still with the cute guy talking
>kind of blacked out for a while now but after a while I decide to walk upstairs to get some alone time because I can't stop thinking about this guy and to be fair the place is filled with annoying normies
>open the door just to see the guy and Stacey kissing in the couch
>I just break down completely and starts crying and shouting
>guy from my class comes up and tries to comfort me but I'm fucking done and I tell him to take me home
>he drives me home and I'm just crying the entire way and don't say anything I'm so fucking mad

Here I am drunk and lonely in my room, crying in the middle of the night. Do all guys just want Stacey? I'm not even that ugly just not a skinny bimbo with d-cups but apparently that's not enough.
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class
there you go pham
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>>25939524
Too obvious man.. Almost tho. Try again
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You went after Chad. Every girl wants Chad.

Stay in your lane, and you'll be happier. Accept your lot in life.
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I don't want Stacey. I actually like autistic weirdo women.

Also, post feet.
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>>25939524
>really shy and try to talk with him but just spill spaghetti, still he responds well and we get along well
This is why women can't be robots, silly girls get a titty pass. If some 4/10 tried to hit on a decent chick and sperged the fuck out, he'd be called a reject
>REEEEE
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>go after chad
>surprised when chad wants stacy
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>>25939599
>>25939620
He wasn't Chad just a cute average guy...
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>>25939524
>>25939657
women have ZERO self awareness

you ask how you're not a robot when you went to a party and got cucked by some slut and had your friendzoned beta drive you home? Jesus Christ.
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>>25939657
>tall, handsome, charming and amazing
>He wasn't Chad just a cute average guy...

pick one you dumb roastie
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>girls can actually be robots

Actually only unique content filter algorithms can be robots. Everyone else is just shitposting in it's domain.
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>>25939657

>>tall, handsome, charming and amazing
>>he's an average guy

pls b bait
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>>25939524
GIRLS CAN'T BE ROBOTS
The only thing fucking you up are your ridiculous standards
fuck you bitch get out of here
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>>25939673
This if you were a robot you'd have gotten your ass kicked by chad for going after stacey then get kicked out of that party and have to walk home (this is assuming you got invited to the party, which you wouldnt if you were a robot)
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>>25939592
Meh. People will still respond to it. I predict 300 replies, easy.
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This weak bait will garner at least 200posts.
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Guy from your science class is so deep in the friend zone
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>asks me if I want to go out to a party with him
Disqualified
> guy from my class has bought alcohol for me
Someone trying to get with you....
> still he responds well and we get along well
MODS! BAN ROASTIE! Stop fucking claiming to be Robot
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If you go on OKcupid right now you can find 100+ men who will marry you

You will never have to lift a finger for the rest of your life
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>be some guy from your sci class
>get your shit together and invite some ok-ish girl to a party
>buy her alcohol
>watch her drool over some Chad
>comfort her when she breakes down over Chad beeing Chad
>drive her home
>she forgets you and states "Do all guys want Stacey?"
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breddy gud bait desu
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lol all of you who say I should've just gone for the guy in my class

1) He never flirted with me, he probably also dreamed about Stacey just that he couldn't get her

2) We don't really have much in common, we only know each other because we were in the same project, I'm not going to date a guy who I feel no connection with and I'm sure he feels the same
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>>25939816
Please stop making me mad anon
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If by robot you mean fucking loser then I have turned into a robot
>have only one friend for 9 years
>friends gets boyfriend
>haven't seen her in weeks
>tell her we should hang out
>friend tells me her class ends too late at night
> "it's cool"
>see her yesterday and she tells me she sees her boyfriend every night
> die a little on the inside
> I have no friends anymore
> who will I go to the movies with now?
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>guy from my class comes up and tries to comfort me but I'm fucking done and I tell him to take me home
Trying this hard..
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>>25939524
Why a swimsuit in the bathroom?
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>>25939856
how do you flirt anyways? One chad said it's "light touching" but that sounds autistic and socially out of place no matter how I imagine it. I was talking to a girl the other day and I couldn't for the life of me think of how I could do that in any point in our exchange
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>>25939524

>Some guy asks you to a party.
>Friendzone him and cry over Chad.
>Act like a bitch in general.

You're the definition of normalfag.
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>>25939524
you are just a fucking damn roastie whore,you say women can be robots if you were a real robot you wouldn't even be in a party don't thrown around your excuse of*agree because why not guess it could be good just not sitting inside* you just wanted to become stacey for one night and you fucking failed at it hard but what did you seriously expect?for chad to care about some unknown ulgy wannabe slut?fuck no!! of course he is going for stacy.you are just proving that all you women care is about looks, social status,money,achievements...no get the fuck out of here you roastie whore
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>>25939856
If youre not willing to lower your standards and go for the average looking quiet guy, youre no robot
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>>25939524
5/10. Pretty good for a first try, but it's not subtle enough.
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>>25939524
Nobody else noticed the bait? Stacy literally gets invited out and does nothing for the guy. Are you guys that bad at understanding inflammatory literature?
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>>25939867
kill yourself bitch
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>>25939524
>asks me if I want to go to a party with him
>bought alcohol for me
>he responds well
>tries to comfort me
>he drives me home

You're not a robot, just un-attractive.
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>Some guy from Compsci class asks me if I want to go out
>Robot.

There's why. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to be down. You are not a robot. Cunt.
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>>25939919
im a guy. The scenario you described pisses me off
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>>25939918
Everyone here who isnt a teenager or retarded knows its bait anon
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>>25939890
it's a devastating condition
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You can't be a robot because if you go on ANY dating/fetish website you can find a 9/10 guy who will love you forever, will never cheat, and will be a good husband.
A guy can't even have that in this day and age.
At least show us your tits
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>>25939657
>He wasn't Chad just a cute average guy
Stacey flirting with average? Yeah, no.
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>>25939524
Chad didn't love you huh, that's alright dude. Stacey doesn't love me either, and most of us get over that. This is probably bait though, no way you think you're a robot for such a dumb reason.
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>really shy and try to talk with him but just spill spaghetti, still he responds well and we get along well

This disqualifies you from being a robot. If you were a robot, the Chad in question would never respond positively to your advances, even with no Stacey around.

It is hard to compete with top Chads/Stacies, but a defining feature of robots is that the opposite sex prefers to be alone than with them, not just to be with someone else.
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>Chad trades me for Stacey
>beta comes comfort me
>make him drive me home
#wastehistime2016
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>>25939524
>no friends so have never been out clubbing/partying
>no one asks me to go anywhere
>sit alone at home for hours on end doing college homework and beating off

pls ban her moot
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>>25939524
He was probably flirting with you and since you were really shy, you weren't able to convey that you were interested in him. Whilst the "stacey" was able to let him know that she was interested in him and thus his focus changed from you to her. Bal Bal Bal.
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>>25940003
iktf bro

Did you go to orientation? That's one of the main ways to make friends in university

I went to it and my social skills were shit + autism so nothing good happened except i made a fool of myself
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>>25940028
How would a woman convey interest? They dont do anything. You ask them on a date and they say yes or no. They're too lazy/stupid to take any initiative
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>>25939524
why are girls so fucking shit at greentexting?

look at all that rambling text. you're contradicting the whole concept of green arrow maymay with your vagina spewing. fucking idiot
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>>25940066
body language stupid
I am KHV but I'll admit it's ratherly easy to read the signs
They just never were directed to me
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>>25939524
That's the most normal chick shit of all time.
>get invited to a party by someone who isn't even your friend
>he buys you drinks
>you ignore him and go for the hotter guy
>be the bitch who drinks too much at a party, gets jealous, and cries
>not normal

Bitch, there are one or two of you at every party.
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>>25940066
>They're too lazy/stupid to take any initiative
Double dubs; don't deny.
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>>25940066
You must have a very warped perception of women. I pity you friend.
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>>25940112
>Women take initiative.
lol

Can't help but notice that you didn't actually deny what he said.
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>>25940097
>body language

So their lazy, and no the body language isnt easy to read if you're autistic in any way

>>25940112
I'm friends with quite a few so if my perception is warped, then either you or live in bizarro land.

That or you're a beta cuckhold little bitch who white knights for them
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>>25939524
I need to stop falling for this kind of bait.

Sage.
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>>25940151
*they're lazy

my bad
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>>25939982
>a defining feature of robots is that the opposite sex prefers to be alone than with them
Oh god anon why do you make me realize this? I can't check off the captcha now.
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>>25939524
i know you're either a man or a whore looking for attention

but no
robots don't want stacey
robots want robots
maybe if you stopped going after chad you wouldn't be disappointed you fucking cunt
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>>25940151
just because you have female friends doesn't mean that can't have a warped perception of women. there's plenty of women that have taken initiative like zaha hadid whose a leading architect and plenty of other female scientists etc.I'm actually in a happy relationship thats almost 4 years running.
You did make me kek though with your typical insults when you were presented with a conflicting opinion. I bet your view of women has made you very successful with them, that's probably why your here...
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>>25940257
>I bet your view of women has made you very successful with them, that's probably why your here...
It's funny how this post actually fits you better than who you responded to...
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>>25939714
Do you fucking Robots not realize that this is 90% of your problem too? There are plenty of homely 2/10 plumpers looking to catch dick. Lower your standards.
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>>25940281
I fail to see how. Like I've mentioned previously; I've been in a happy relationship for almost 4 years. I've only came on r9k today was to kill time looking at all the beta threads before I leave to meet up with my friends at a cocktail bar called revolution. Enjoy thinking of comeback whilst I'm out socialising. I bet you can only dream of what that's like.
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>>25940344
If we can only choose between fucking 2/10 and fucking nothing, we can very well choose nothing
You don't see robots complaining to anyone but other robots
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>>25940357

>I'm successful with women--
>--That's why I'm posting here!

>I'm also too stupid to see irony without it being explained to me like I'm a second grader.

kek
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>>25940344

>This is 90% your problem.
>90%...

Ha!

Women are alone because they all fight over Chad.

Men are alone because all women ignore them.
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>>25940357
right~

You know there's this thing called empathy. If you lack it you can hardly say anyone else is a bad person. You're a piece of shit dude.

When my life was together this is the last place I'd be. Mostly because I can respect the reality that not everyone is inherently social and it's kind of a dick move to go to a place where they consider a haven to ruin their downtime and lambaste them with a smug shit eating grin on my face like you do

Hope you die tomorrow
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>all these fags saying women can't be robots

Robots always go on about how much they hate "normies" and how stupid they are right? Shit is worse if you're a fembot. A woman that has a philosophical mind will inevitably go insane. She can't related to her peers (club chicks and the like), and she can't relate to angry sexless young men. Only thing left is madness.
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>>25940517
>and she can't relate to angry sexless young men
Then she's not a robot. Not a hard thing to figure out.
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>>25939878

>who will I go to the movies with now?

LONDON
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>>25940473
Quite the contrary, I simply posted here explaining how someone had a warped perception of women, trying help them realise that if they changed their flawed opinion of women they might have a better chance with women. Instead I got the typical reply of "cuck" and "white knight faggot" simply because I did not agree with their opinion.
You just seem to reek of jealousy, and to wish death upon someone from just reading some text and then saying that THEY lack empathy is incredibly hypocritical. I hope your life gets better friend, but typing garbage like that isn't going to to that.
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>>25940517
>implying women have sapience or any kind of complex thinking
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>>25940595
>"Why can't I find a girlfriend?"
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>>25940517
what about seeking out men with a philosophical mind
too icky tho right? fuck off roastie
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>>25940609
>Implying I am a stupid entitled robot that wants anything with women
I am far above that, bitch
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>>25939878
You get used to doing everything alone. Good thong is that almost all restraunts have little wait for a table for 1.
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>>25940586
Alright mate, you go out side, have a drag on your electric vapor and come back in when you've chilled your bean
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>>25940395
I can understand how you might hold that view, since you're clearly so very bitter and hateful towards women, and yet you don't have any luck with them. So when you're confronted with someone that actually has a good experience with women, you fire out insults and refuse to believe that because someone is typing text on a specific forum that it's impossible for them to be successful with women.
anyway man, believe what you want to. Just trying to help out someone that clearly needs it. It won't change the fact that by tomorrow you'll still be here, and I'll be waking up with my girlfriends head on my chest.
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
This is the fundamental reason why girls can't be robots. No robot gets randomly invited to parties by people they don't know. Girls get so many social opportunities just handed to them that a guy would never get.
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>>25940545
she may not be a robot by your definition but that doesn't mean she isn't worthy of sympathy m8.

Men and Women have very different journeys in life.
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>>25940684
I'll be outside in 20 minutes. I don't vape, I have asthma. I'm pretty chill though bud. Thanks for your concern.
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>>25940586
Don't waste your breath m8 just shitpost the heathens of r9k are beyond saving
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>>25940710
>Girls get so many social opportunities just handed to them that a guy would never get.
Sadly, this.

>>25940719
Then they should stop trying to hijack a man's suffering to get MORE sympathy.
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I'll have you
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>>25940732
You are literally hijacking other people's sympathy for your gain but you can't see that because you're such a fucking mad piece of shit
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends

stopped reading desu senpai
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>>25940721
>I have asthma

>tfw
Pretty grim isn't it.
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>>25940795

>NO YOU'RE DOING IT MAD MAD MAAAAAAD
Jesus, lady. Have an Arby's and calm down.
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>>25940700
See, here's where you're fucking up.

#1 You havent been in his position. You have no clue what his specific situation is, and you don't have any frame of reference on how someone like us can get a gf.

#2 That backhanded insult, "I'll wake up to my GEE EFFS HEAD ON MY CHEST XDDD" just makes you seem like a condescending sadist little shit

#3 No one asked for your advice. Your "advice" is no better than anything you'd hear on /adv/. Everything you say is meant for Chads in a rut, not virgins who aren't desireable despite trying hard in life

#4 This board was mainly for virgns to exchange feels and give advice from similar points of suffering. We'd help each other out and start to make it one step at a time and when you did make it you got out

Your mere presence here is quite laughable because you think that anything you say has any correlation to our specific and infdividual situations or weaknesses. You dont have a frame of reference to help us out with any of those weaknesses in that pradigm, so you have no place trying to "help" anyone here. Only we can do that.

You were never bullied, battered, or rejected endlessly by women nor have you experienced sufficient hardship on it.

In short, you should fuck off
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>>25940517
I am with you, most of literature is with you, but really, don't bother.
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>>25940795
robots don't get sympathy. if you were a robot you'd know that.
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>>25939524
>some guy asks me...

Nope, you are not a robot. Robots are ignored by their peers at best. You are a failed normie.
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>>25939524
step your fucking bait game up
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>>25940904
but the bait was strong
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>>25940841
This. Normalfags only come here to pad their ego

If he wantedto help an anon so badly, he'd have befriended loners in college or tried to coach a guy irl in person into getting a gf (before realizing that social skills, game, and looks determine whether you can get one and not effort or mere "confidence")

But no, he doesnt do that, he just comes here to shit on people less fortunate than him, which goes to another post I read earlier from another anon. He said most normalfags are ok, but the ones who come here are sociopath cunts who deserve to be punched in the face
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>>25940047
Nope, didn't go to orientation. Never been to a party, and very rarely hang out with friends. At least that gives me lots of time to do all my work..

This roastie doesn't understand the fact that a shy girl is normal af, and even average shy girls will have tons of betas orbiting her. Socially awkward guys pretty much invisible.

I had a girl tell me that it was her first time seeing me in the CS class yesterday, even though I had the whole other term with her before that. And I'm 6'3, it's not like i'm easy to miss, but if you're a shy guy you're pretty much worthless to everyone.
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>>25939524
>habe to be tall and handsome to be considered only average
I guess i shouls kill myself
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>>25940925
your post made me upset anon

why are normalfags such animals?
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>>25939524
>Girls can also be robots
lel, not even reading the rest of your bullshit
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>>25939735
>>25939745
who will win man A or man B ?
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>>25939524
>lust after someone because they're more physically attractive
>they also lust after someone that's more physically attractive
>this is their fault for some reason
>person that isn't vapid and appreciates your feelings tries to comfort you
>"no you're not worth my time"

I don't care if this is bait. Other people need to read this.
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>>25939524
this is bait guys, really. Not even a fembot is that unaware.
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>>25940576
I wish
23,f, US
Maybe in our next life anon ;-;
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There's plently of places for women who couldn't nail Chad for you to complain in.

I don't know why you're trying to fit in here specifically, but this is clearly not a place for you.
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>>25940661
You know what sucks is that we even did Valentine's Day dinner for friendship. Now I'm like what the fuck will I do for Valentine's Day :I Ima be alone af
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>>25941141
...San...San Diego?
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>>25940595
gfjgu
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>>25939657
>>25939524

>tall, handsome, charming
>average

weak bait
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>>25941179
It's actually San Diago, it means a whale's vagina in Spanish.
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>>25939524
>got invited to a party
>people show you interest
you're not a robot but thanks for playing
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>>25940992
Don't know man, but I got story similar to the roastie

>below average shy weeb girl in art class
>muster up all my courage and chase her for half the semester
>biggest crush in my life
>finally ask her to hang out
>spend a couple really awkward hours with her
>she updates her facebook status to 'in a relationship with Jamal' the same day

It's pretty comical honestly, classic cuck story
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>mfw Stacey goes on a board of autists exclusive to autists, makes a thread in which losers explain why she's not an autist, losers come and do said thing, Stacey gets an ego boost cause she's not an autist.
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>>25939524
So you got invited to a party without showing any initiative.

You blatantly ignore the person who invited you.

You scream and have a fit when the guy you liked that you dont even talk to, just mixed signals and smiles that are supposed to let him know you are interested in that way.

Fuck you, im sick of this fucking board, the one place where i could go to share a mutual opinion.

Fucking die.
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>>25941492
>yfw you're retarded enough to take the bait
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>>25939524
>no friends so have never been out clubbing/partying
I can certainly relate. When people actually did invite me though, I hated it. You literally went to Chad harem tryouts. It can work both ways. I ended up being a Stacey's boytoy for months before she found Chad.
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out
He's probably the only guy who you realistically had a chance with.
>tall, handsome, charming and amazing
If these things still matter to you, you're not a robot. I'm not saying that you'll never be, because I remember caring about things like that in women, but there's a level of loneliness and desperation where you just want to be valued and loved by any member of the opposite sex.
>still he responds well and we get along well
Yeah, he probably would have fucked you. Then, better ass came along. People like you are just holes to him. I have to interact with people like him on a daily basis, and that's how they view women. If you just want to be a whore, you can probably pull it off, but all that will happen is that you'll get pumped and dumped by about 9,001 Chads.
>guy from my class comes up and tries to comfort me
So, uh, he actually sounds like he gives a fuck about you. Maybe he'd go out with you? Is he taken or something? If so, I can sort of see why the whole situation was really disturbing for you.
>Do all guys just want Stacey?
Basically, yeah, that's how we all start out. You're no different, obviously. Look who caught your eye. Valuing other people for their less obvious characteristics is something that only comes with maturity.
>I'm not even that ugly...
You probably are, desu. That doesn't really mean that nobody will ever love you, but it does mean that most "cute" guys could do "better", and are aware of the fact that they can. I'm a social retard who happens to be "cute", and even I get checked out in public constantly.

>>25941119
It might be, but you're wrong. I've encountered that level of delusional self-pity IRL.
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>>25941179
from Arizona actually....
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>>25940586
just stop you moron
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>>25939856
oh my sweet summer child
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>>25941411
>Sorry for the bad luck
>But that story was funny as fuck
>im sorry that you were such a cuck
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>>25939906
This x1000

First off you got invited to a party by what sounds like a fairly Chad fellow. You are NOT a robot
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
stopped reading there, fuck off whore
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I feel like an oversexual machine at times.
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>>25939524
>got invited in the first place
>people were interested in you
>you have enough fortitude to accept something like that in the first place
>actually attractive enough that someone you classify as attractive would have very well hit it off with you had circumstances been different
>enough fortitude to "just take more alcohol from a guy in my class"
>enough fortitude to get drunk outside to begin with
>enough fortitude to navigate in a party environment and walk around opening doors, drunk or not
>someone who would actually drive you home and put up with you ruining their night because you're probably a cute girl
>unaware that her problems will get sorted out eventually, and that reasonable people pass through them as well
>probably not a virgin

I don't think it's impossible to have female robots, but you definitely are not one. Im not going to tell you to stop posting period, but don't make in your face posts like that. It's straight up rude.
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>>25939524
>Do all guys just want Stacey?
>bought me alcohol
>invited me to a party
>totally ignored that dude, went after cute chat

I know this is terrible bait but GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING SLUT I HOPE THE NEXT UPRISING MARTYR STAINS THE GROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD, DUMB CUNT
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>>25939524
You either gotta up your attractiveness or you'll have to lower your standards. Or you could just do nothing and die alone. But hey, at least you'll have sex, right? Sure you'll feel used and unloved, but hey, it's better than nothing, right?
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>>25939524
bait but

>one cliche teenage drama experience makes me a robot guys i swear!
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>>25939524
In all honesty this is excellent bait

Good job man
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>>25940517
>A woman that has a philosophical mind
kek no
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we're only 126 replies in guys
we need more b8
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>Went to a party
>Guy asked you to go
>Guy brought alcohol for you
>You drank it
>You wanted a Chad
>He and you got along fairly well
>You broke down and cried when you didn't get what you wanted

You're a typical girl and certainly not a robot.
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>>25944558

Not to mention

>I told him to take me home

Treating people like fucking dogs definitely makes you a normie
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>>25939524
tldr
Not being fucked for a whole night doesn't make you a robot.
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>>25939524
Your biggest mistake was not settling for comp sci guy who gave you free alcohol

Cunt.
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>>25939524
>>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
stopped reading there, you're proof enough
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>>25945265
>>25945198
>>25945089
>>25944558
>She wanted chad's cock
>a fucking douche jock
>When stacy came in
>Anger boiled within
>the mad roastie then turned on her frieeend
>the madness will never end
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>>25939524
>asks me if I want to go out

Stopped reading right there. Get the fuck off this board.
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>>25939900
Compliments, suggestive body language and tone
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>>25939885
he sure grinned his ass off when he composed this line
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>fell in love with chad out of nowhere
>he didnt even spit in your face and laugh at your height
>none of the guys gave you awkard stares for existing
>didnt even notice the guy who asked you out just treated him like a limo river
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>>25940357
>implying you`re not a fat neckbeard who`s baiting
>implying this whole thread isn`t composed of bait
My sides are currently exploding with kek.
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>>25939524
>being this jealous of another vapid whore stealing your Chad.

Fuck off Stacy

The guy who drove you home is the robot.
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>>25940357

>Revolution
>Cocktail bar

Revs is a scummy vodka bar you fucking pleb. Literally the fucking bottom of the barrel. I went once when I was 17, realised I couldn't stand the stench of first-year students, red bull, vodka, shit music and vomit, and never looked back.

You make your shitty Friday night pissup sound like some saintly accomplishment, the reality is you're scum like the rest of us.
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>>25947495
Seconding this sentiment, Revs is genuinely vile. The one by me put a "Cuban Bar" on it's upper floor to try and trick everyone into coming back, went to check it out and it's the same horrid shit with slightly more expensive drinks.
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
Stopped reading. That's why you're not a robot. Nobody asks a robot to come party with them.
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Lmao. Girl gets rejected one time and this is how she reacts. Women couldn't last a day in a man's shoes
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>>25948556
Basically. Now imagine if that happened to you every time you tried to talk to a man. And you think men can't handle rejection... men have to be able to.
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>>25939934
killyourselfbitch Anon and scenario Anon are diffrent Anons
sauce: Am Anon
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>>25939524

>I was at a party getting drunk for free and getting male attention
>girls can also be robots

yeah no
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>>25939524
>>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends

This is why. Someone actually ASKED YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

You're not a robot if people expend any effort on you at all. It doesn't matter how badly it goes once you get there. The fact that you're there makes you NOT A ROBOT.
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>>25939524
>get invited randomly to a cool party
You lost your robot status right there,girlie.
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Robots think girls cant be robots because they rarely speak to girls.
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>>25939524
How fat are you?
Chad's don't like whales
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>>25939524
> Be in comp sci class.
> See nice girl in class.
> Ask her to party.
> I bring some alcohol, she gets drunk.
> She ignores me, and instead goes for a tall, handsome, charming guy.
> She gets mad when he goes for another girl named Stacey.
> Later that night, she sees the guy kissing Stacey and breaks down.
> I try to comfort her, but she tells me she's fucking done.
> I drive her home. She's crying the entire way.
> She thinks all guys want Stacey.
> But I don't. I want her. That's why I asked her to the party.
> Do all girls just want hot guys? I guess so.
> I'm not all that hot, but I'm a pretty nice guy -- but apparently that's not enough.
> I always get friendzoned like that.
> It makes me sad.
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
Right there rostie. Stay toasty
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>>25939524
just get on tinder

I used to be a fembot until my sister introduced me to tinder, now I hook up with guys way out of my league every now and again. its been a great confidence boost and gives me some interaction with other people

it would just be better if guys actually gave a shit about making me cum, but i like to suck dick so its ok i guess
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>Explain to me how I am not a robot after this fucking shit night
Literally the second line:
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him
No robot has ever been invited out anywhere by a girl.
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>>25939524
>cuck guy in class so you can try get with chad
>spill your shit cuz you're not good enough for chad and never had a chance with him anyway
>whinge when stacey comes in an takes chad, which is basically natural order

Difference between you and robots? We don't have a second option like you do with your classmate who is basically referred to as "free alcohol" in your story
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>>25939524
Try having absolutely nothing going for you socially economically academically and then getting told you have Aspergers.
You're no Fembot. You're just a troll.
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Why did they leave this bait here?
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>>25939524
>>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
2nd line.

Come on man you need to b8 better than this.
Though I just replied, so I guess that's a successful b8.
Gr8 m8.
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>>25939524
>Explain to me how I am not a robot after this fucking shit night
No matter how legitimate your issues might be (which you are), the majority of posters (which are entitled, borderline retarded manbabies) will always be mad at you for not showing as much desperation and inability to lose one's virginity as yourself.

I'm sorry OP, I hope you'll sleep well tonight and wish you had someone to cuddle with.
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