Let's start the weekend with a nice can of sardines!

That's fucking disgusting fucking kill yourself

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>>25938809
I think you are new here.

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>>25938799
Fellas I've got an array of sardines I can have for lunch. Do I think should go for the spicy sardines in hot sauce, the sharp flavor of mustard sardines or the classic fishiness of sardines in oil? And for a side I'm thinking either smoked oysters or tuna. Cottage cheese with chives is a must regardless.

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>>25938879
I can't help you with choosing. Most of those flavors aren't available here.

>>25938879
>Cottage cheese with chives is a must regardless.
Never heard of that flavor, nevertheless pic related.

>>25939138
Not a flavor of sardines friend, it's just cottage cheese. Think I've decided on the mustard.

>>25938799
Is that cat food? Are you a cat? Typing must be hard for you.

>>25938809
>not liking tinned sardines

get out normie

>>25939211
My bad, though I think they should make those.

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>>25939228
You should really go back to Reddit

>>25938879
Currently eating sardines with hot sauce and a side of smoked oysters. Enjoying it thoroughly.

I'm eating them with salad

>>25939373

What brand of hot sauce?

I'm convinced this board is being used by some sort of think tank to test the effectiveness of memetic advertising on people.
>chicken tenders meme gets started
>people buy them in droves
>Little Caesar's meme gets started
>people buy a fuckton of pizzas from there
>"Holy hell, Jim. Just how far can we push the envelope with these losers?"
>"What if we try canned sardines? There's no way that'll work."
>it still fucking works

anchovies > sardines but sardines > tuna

>>25940777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmZmcR3jUy0

http://paleoleap.com/eat-this-sardines/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-74554/How-fishy-diet-help-autistic-children.html

>>25940777
with posts like >>25941379, I believe it.

Yeah but seriously what's going on?

I started eating tinned sardines recently as a health thing and now /r9k/ is doing this. Are you fucking watching me?

>>25940777
Sardines have been a thing on /ck/ for a while. Some crossposters brought it here probably.

But seriously, sardines are delicious and nutritious.

>>25940777
I've been eating a crazy amount of sardines and canned fish since I started keto to lose weight. Dropped 100lbs and I feel fucking great, sardines are the truth lad. I don't care if they're just being advertised here I love those little fuckers to bits. Sardines, tuna, mackerel, oyster, clam, anchovy, I don't give a fuck it's all cheap and delicious protein to me.

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>>25940777
>some sort of think tank
You're almost there.

The Little Ceasar's meme was started by the JIDF. So we would get fat and miserable.

The tendies and sardines memes are robot crowd created memes. Let's face it, tendies are robot tier food for manchildren. Sardines are easy food for robots who want to get healthy.

But because robots started getting healthy by eating sardines, the JIDF tried to start the beans meme. They contain a lot of empty calories and come with sugary sauce. We again would get fat and miserable. You forgot the beans meme in your post, probably because it never took off.

>>25941941
>mackerel
Never tried that canned. Only smoked.

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>>25941379
well that guy whoever he is, is right.
charcoal grilled fresh deenz far above your nigger tinned dines any time any day.

Mackerel > Pilchards >= Salmon > Tuna > Anchovies

>>25942352
Mackerel is indeed the best.

deens deens, good for your heart...

>>25943438
deens are still the meme though

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>>25941978
JIDF do not want robots to be healthy plain and simple.

just need fish n chips, fuck sardines

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>>25943719
>eating fish that are high on the food chain

That's exactly the reason why you are on r9k to begin with.

>>25940777

I don't think there is some ebil tendie industry out there to get us. It's just plain chicken breast fileted, battered, and fried. You can't buy them, you make them. Sardines is also a stretch. They've been a thing on /fit/ as long as GOMAD and protein powder. Subways and little Caesars are the only ones that make any sense. I think those are just derivative and the /v/ dr pepper TM 23 flavors shitposting in response to the blatant shilling from game devs there, mocking them.

Anchovies > Sardines

Two weeks ago this happened and I"m still pissed.

Some fat bitch was shittalking em at lunch because of my privilege of being able to afford to eat a whole bowl of shrimp and having a good body and genetics and all that shit. I sperged out and said that it's her fucking fault she chose a meal more expensive than a bowl of shrimp(some wendy's meal that was probably like $8) and that I go to the gym 5 days a week, membership only costing $15/month, 45 minutes a day before work, and all kinds of spergy shit. I was dead right with every point I make but everyone took her side and I had a 'verbal' warning from my manager for the incident. Scare quotes because I had to sign some shit and it went in my permanent record but not really because they destroy it after 12 months unless another incident happens in which case a written warning or termination is issued. All fat people should be killed, and all women should not be allowed out of the house unless escorted by a man, and never allowed to drive or hold jobs. I'm still seething. Shrimp is like $6 a pound. How could someone be so retarded to think that's equivalent to breaking out a bottle of don perignon and pouring it over a bowl of caviar and eating it like cereal? She chose her lunch and paid more for it. If anything she is the privileged one for spending such lavish amounts on food. Wendy's isn't all she eats. She has boxes of cakes, chocolates, and candies that her fat ass grazes on all day long at work, and I assume it's no different once she's at home.

>>25938809
the ultimate normie repellent

>>25944645
One of the worst opinions I've read on 4chan.

>>25944959
nice shit taste

>>25944985
>>25944959
Anchovies are for normies period

>>25945049
Sardines are more normie

>>25945072
Normies get anchovies on their pizzas.

>>25945104
Normies order sardines at restaurants

>>25945136
Not tinned.

Tinned sardines are the ultimate normie repellent.

I had anchovies on a papa johns pizza a few years ago and it was gross. Are sardines any better or is there a good way to eat them if you're not used to them?

>>25945174
So are tinned anchovies

>>25945241
I recommend getting them tinned in olive oil packed with chilis or peppers for your first time. It's going to be delicious.

>>25945241

Get herring to ease into it. They taste similar, to me at least. After you get over the holy shit meat is animals thing it's not such a big leap to eating something with only the head and tail removed. Maybe canned salmon if you need something inbetween to get used to the idea of skin and bones, but get the red. Pink salmon doesn't have a very fishy taste, it's almost like eating tuna that just has a better/fattier texture..

What's with the sudden spamming of sardine threads? Though they are a great snack, I don't know why /r9k/ of all places needs sardine threads.

>>25945244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMN88JXrJpc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTrGpctbggw

Watch what happens when normies try to eat the food of the wizards.

Their weak bodies cannot tolerate it...

>>25945359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgENtIMxSTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkRswi9dYys

They're more normie than anchovies

>>25945359
scummy normies can die from mercury poisoning any time any day
i'll stick to my lower in the food chain deens deens thanks
I just had mustard dines sandwich for dinner and they were delicious

I'm gonna be real with you guys. Sardines are my all-time favorite pizza topping. They're perfect.

>>25938799
i can only get smoked herring at my nearest supermarket, but it's pretty good senpai
been eating it for the last couple of days

>>25945555
Get the fuck out normie fagg

>>25941379
>Vitamins wouldn't even be discovered for another hundred years, but if Napoleon had known how well he was feeding his men, he would have been very pleased with his choice. Sardines are packed with nutrients of every kind, and the canned fish are actually even better than the fresh, because with canned sardines, you're eating the whole animal.

>That's the truly "Paleo" way to do it -- nobody in preindustrial cultures was throwing out the bones, skin, and organs of the animals they killed. They ate everything, and they were much healthier for it, because there are all kinds of valuable nutrients hidden away in these "odd bits."

seems a bit retarded desu

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>>25945339

We don't need sardine threads, why do you think we do? Do you think someone has a gun to our heads and is making us post or else? People come here because they want to, not because they need or have to.

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>>25945555
Lookit them numbers

>>25940777
Yeah this board is getting so hypnotized it's legitimately scary.

>>25940777
I'm convinced you're a fuckin' moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor

>>25938799
Are sardines the new meme?

>>25945597
What's retarded about the stuff you quoted?

>>25945574
Alright champ ;)

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>>25945657
Shhh......
Let him have his conspiracy theories.

Had these last night. Breddy Gud.

Do they still have their guts in em?

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>>25945838
Nah, the guts and poo are removed prior to packaging. They are also deboned.

>>25945673
>the new meme
>the new
>new
>meme

>>25945798
>alarm clock
what a dirty disgrace
clean your shit nigger

>>25945904
>deboned
>bones visible in pic

>>25943523
That's why I will always bump these threads

>>25945968
spines aren't made of bone

>>25945904
>eating them without removing the lid completely

I'm kinda triggered senpai

>>25945968
The spines are really soft and crumble easily. You usually won't even feel them.

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>>25946025
Yes they are and the ribs are still in too.

Unless you get boneless.

I know this is just a meme but recently I actually tried to eat those and after two times I think is time to stop with the joke, they taste oddly enough not to have them as daily nor even weekly meal

>>25938799
Testestest

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>>25946080
It's enough to scare normies away.

>>25946158
>I know this is just a meme
Buh, this is not a game. I eat sardines and smoked oysters on a daily basis.

>>25946158
You're a thirsty normie.

Sardines are not for you.

>>25946158
spotted the normie
fuck off normie get out

>>25938799
Fuck off with your sardines.

>>25940777
Exactly what I thought.

I could live on sardines and whole milk.

>>25946255
need some leafy greens imo

>>25946239
>>25946239

thirsty normie comes on r9k when his wife sends him to the cuck shed

Get out normies

>>25946310
Who /spinach/ here?

Normies don't eat their spinach.

>>25946441

Spinach a shit, I'm all about that frozen kale.

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>>25945673
Yes, obviously. Hope you find it as hilarious as the three people forcing it.

>>25946441
Spinach is limp shit. Gotta get that kale for the extra crunch.

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>>25946441
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>>25946667
Are these healthy and nutritious?

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>>25946711
the most
also a normies repelent

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>>25946795
good to know
for now on, dines-chokes salad then

>>25946667

What a lot of people don't know is they grow like weeds and are perennial if you don't live in a shitty climate. I grow the shits fresh. Cook that shit up and dip the little strips in butter, fucking delicious. There's also the jew sunchokes, different but still good. Winter garden is best though. Kale, chinky cabbage, real cabbage, radish, chard, bok choy, carrots, radish, arugula. Good shit. When I'm rich I'm buying 10 acres and building a small cottage, land and all should be about 120k if I want top quality luxury shit like copper and zinc, marble, and hardwood. I'm going to be a happy little Walden but with internetInternet.

>>25946492
As one of the three, I'm having the time of my life!

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>>25945798
That's a big alarm clock, anon. Why don't you just use your smartphone? Could it be that you don't have one? Maybe you have a burner instead? Maybe the alarm clock is so big because you have to get up for work extra early? Work, as in a job? A job that you do in an office? With other people? In suits? You know, you put all these things together and it almost makes you look like, oh, I don't know, A GOVERNMENT AGENT!!!???

>>25945904
>8-12 fish
What kinda fucking bullshit...?

Sardines is a meme I can get behind. I'm 33 and have loved canned sardines as long as I can remember. I usually eat them with saltines and salt and pepper.

BUT BUT BUT

Canned smoked oysters are GOAT

That should be the next new meme tbqhf

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>>25947751
>sardines is a meme

>>25947751

What about the fact that some tins can have BPA and other baddies leeching into the deens and also oysters which I admit I love are reputed to be a toxin magnet due to the way they process food,

How does one tell if one's can is healthy is the relevent question,

I'm enjoying some smoked kipper snacks now. It's too bad I can't be a meme hipster and say I like dinesdines before they were cool but tinned fish is delicious, I should have tried it sooner. I also got some anchovies and stock up on beach cliff dines, 10 for $10 at Kroger.

>>25938799
tuna is better.

Is this the first new meme of 2016? Pretty spicy, can't wait till you all ruin it

>He eats his dines flavoured or with oil
plain dines in spring water master race