Let's start the weekend with a nice can of sardines!
Fellas I've got an array of sardines I can have for lunch. Do I think should go for the spicy sardines in hot sauce, the sharp flavor of mustard sardines or the classic fishiness of sardines in oil? And for a side I'm thinking either smoked oysters or tuna. Cottage cheese with chives is a must regardless.
I can't help you with choosing. Most of those flavors aren't available here.
>Cottage cheese with chives is a must regardless.
Never heard of that flavor, nevertheless pic related.
I'm convinced this board is being used by some sort of think tank to test the effectiveness of memetic advertising on people.
>chicken tenders meme gets started
>people buy them in droves
>Little Caesar's meme gets started
>people buy a fuckton of pizzas from there
>"Holy hell, Jim. Just how far can we push the envelope with these losers?"
>"What if we try canned sardines? There's no way that'll work."
>it still fucking works
I've been eating a crazy amount of sardines and canned fish since I started keto to lose weight. Dropped 100lbs and I feel fucking great, sardines are the truth lad. I don't care if they're just being advertised here I love those little fuckers to bits. Sardines, tuna, mackerel, oyster, clam, anchovy, I don't give a fuck it's all cheap and delicious protein to me.
>some sort of think tank
You're almost there.
The Little Ceasar's meme was started by the JIDF. So we would get fat and miserable.
The tendies and sardines memes are robot crowd created memes. Let's face it, tendies are robot tier food for manchildren. Sardines are easy food for robots who want to get healthy.
But because robots started getting healthy by eating sardines, the JIDF tried to start the beans meme. They contain a lot of empty calories and come with sugary sauce. We again would get fat and miserable. You forgot the beans meme in your post, probably because it never took off.
well that guy whoever he is, is right.
charcoal grilled fresh deenz far above your nigger tinned dines any time any day.
JIDF do not want robots to be healthy plain and simple.
>eating fish that are high on the food chain
That's exactly the reason why you are on r9k to begin with.
I don't think there is some ebil tendie industry out there to get us. It's just plain chicken breast fileted, battered, and fried. You can't buy them, you make them. Sardines is also a stretch. They've been a thing on /fit/ as long as GOMAD and protein powder. Subways and little Caesars are the only ones that make any sense. I think those are just derivative and the /v/ dr pepper TM 23 flavors shitposting in response to the blatant shilling from game devs there, mocking them.
Two weeks ago this happened and I"m still pissed.
Some fat bitch was shittalking em at lunch because of my privilege of being able to afford to eat a whole bowl of shrimp and having a good body and genetics and all that shit. I sperged out and said that it's her fucking fault she chose a meal more expensive than a bowl of shrimp(some wendy's meal that was probably like $8) and that I go to the gym 5 days a week, membership only costing $15/month, 45 minutes a day before work, and all kinds of spergy shit. I was dead right with every point I make but everyone took her side and I had a 'verbal' warning from my manager for the incident. Scare quotes because I had to sign some shit and it went in my permanent record but not really because they destroy it after 12 months unless another incident happens in which case a written warning or termination is issued. All fat people should be killed, and all women should not be allowed out of the house unless escorted by a man, and never allowed to drive or hold jobs. I'm still seething. Shrimp is like $6 a pound. How could someone be so retarded to think that's equivalent to breaking out a bottle of don perignon and pouring it over a bowl of caviar and eating it like cereal? She chose her lunch and paid more for it. If anything she is the privileged one for spending such lavish amounts on food. Wendy's isn't all she eats. She has boxes of cakes, chocolates, and candies that her fat ass grazes on all day long at work, and I assume it's no different once she's at home.
Get herring to ease into it. They taste similar, to me at least. After you get over the holy shit meat is animals thing it's not such a big leap to eating something with only the head and tail removed. Maybe canned salmon if you need something inbetween to get used to the idea of skin and bones, but get the red. Pink salmon doesn't have a very fishy taste, it's almost like eating tuna that just has a better/fattier texture..
Watch what happens when normies try to eat the food of the wizards.
Their weak bodies cannot tolerate it...
scummy normies can die from mercury poisoning any time any day
i'll stick to my lower in the food chain deens deens thanks
I just had mustard dines sandwich for dinner and they were delicious
>Vitamins wouldn't even be discovered for another hundred years, but if Napoleon had known how well he was feeding his men, he would have been very pleased with his choice. Sardines are packed with nutrients of every kind, and the canned fish are actually even better than the fresh, because with canned sardines, you're eating the whole animal.
>That's the truly "Paleo" way to do it -- nobody in preindustrial cultures was throwing out the bones, skin, and organs of the animals they killed. They ate everything, and they were much healthier for it, because there are all kinds of valuable nutrients hidden away in these "odd bits."
seems a bit retarded desu
We don't need sardine threads, why do you think we do? Do you think someone has a gun to our heads and is making us post or else? People come here because they want to, not because they need or have to.
Let him have his conspiracy theories.
Had these last night. Breddy Gud.
Nah, the guts and poo are removed prior to packaging. They are also deboned.
Yes they are and the ribs are still in too.
Unless you get boneless.
I know this is just a meme but recently I actually tried to eat those and after two times I think is time to stop with the joke, they taste oddly enough not to have them as daily nor even weekly meal
Yes, obviously. Hope you find it as hilarious as the three people forcing it.
A R T I C H O K E S
also a normies repelent
good to know
for now on, dines-chokes salad then
What a lot of people don't know is they grow like weeds and are perennial if you don't live in a shitty climate. I grow the shits fresh. Cook that shit up and dip the little strips in butter, fucking delicious. There's also the jew sunchokes, different but still good. Winter garden is best though. Kale, chinky cabbage, real cabbage, radish, chard, bok choy, carrots, radish, arugula. Good shit. When I'm rich I'm buying 10 acres and building a small cottage, land and all should be about 120k if I want top quality luxury shit like copper and zinc, marble, and hardwood. I'm going to be a happy little Walden but with internetInternet.
That's a big alarm clock, anon. Why don't you just use your smartphone? Could it be that you don't have one? Maybe you have a burner instead? Maybe the alarm clock is so big because you have to get up for work extra early? Work, as in a job? A job that you do in an office? With other people? In suits? You know, you put all these things together and it almost makes you look like, oh, I don't know, A GOVERNMENT AGENT!!!???
Sardines is a meme I can get behind. I'm 33 and have loved canned sardines as long as I can remember. I usually eat them with saltines and salt and pepper.
BUT BUT BUT
Canned smoked oysters are GOAT
That should be the next new meme tbqhf
What about the fact that some tins can have BPA and other baddies leeching into the deens and also oysters which I admit I love are reputed to be a toxin magnet due to the way they process food,
How does one tell if one's can is healthy is the relevent question,
I'm enjoying some smoked kipper snacks now. It's too bad I can't be a meme hipster and say I like dinesdines before they were cool but tinned fish is delicious, I should have tried it sooner. I also got some anchovies and stock up on beach cliff dines, 10 for $10 at Kroger.