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Anyone else here actually messed up? I'm talking about clubbed feet, missing limbs and shit.

Tired of all the "waahh my social anxiety!" and "my depression, can't get a gf" garbage that makes up every second thread. How about some actual issues

>Me: Only have one eye
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where did the other one go?
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>>25938488
I have a perfect set of 37D breasts and I'm completely male.
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Not really.

I have a motor skill disorder, fine movements under an inch or so are difficult for me, and "orders" to my hands and fingers come out "scrambled" when I try to do small-scale stuff like writing, building model kits, things like that.

Other than that most of my problems are mental, although a lot of them come from being harassed and ostracized as a kid for being "the kid who couldn't write."
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Pigeon chestt
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I have some blackheads I can't seem to get rid of.
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I forget what it's called but that condition where your chest sticks out.

>tfw ex gf loved it

t..there's hope
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>>25938488

I'm 5'2", can't wait to see other guys "actual issues"
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>>25938488
Only having one eye is not that big a deficit, sure you can't drive and you'll never be a pilot or neurosurgeon but those people are already rare.

Plus get an eyepatch; eyepatches are badass, they men look manly and women look cute. If anyone disses you or says you look like a pirate, just point out that you are actually blind in one eye or missing a eye (whichever is applicable) at which point they'll immediately feel like dicks for mocking a disabled person.
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>>25938488
>>Me: Only have one eye
welp, no VR waifu for you. I would consider suicide if I was you senpai
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I have a disproportionate amount of fat in my face.
So my cheeks are swollen and my forehead has fat deposits that push down one of my eyebrows down in front of my eye.
Also a protruding mole in the middle of my forehead.
Also my nose is like a foam clown nose covered in black heads no matter what I do.
Also my voice never changed.
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>>25938596
I'm not a massive anime faggot, so I think I'll be alright
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>>25938596
you're looking at it wrong.

If you only have one eye, EVERYTHING IS 2D.

OP doesn't need VR to experience his waifu realistically, pictures on a monitor are just like real life.
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>>25938612
Too bad, you could wear an eyepatch and cosplay some anime faggot or something, anime chicks love it
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>>25938488
Boss.. Is that you?!
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>>25938552
does it affect your masturbation?
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>>25938597

I'm imagining this guy and cannot stop laughing.
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>>25938584
do you prefer midget or little person?
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>>25938663
Yeah, it sucks. I don't leave the house.
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>>25938680

how dare you

original
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>>25938543
post tittys m8
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>>25938488

Well, crooked teeth here, and i have that sleepy eye thing, both make me look like a crack addict.
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>>25938661
Not really. An inch might be an exaggeration, it's more like a cm I guess.

I have a decent sized wang so my clumsy-ass hands manage OK with it.
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I have scars on my face. I think it's cool, makes playing vidoegames with scarfaced protagonists more immersive know what I'm saying?
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>>25938488
Fuck man she's definitely hot
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>>25938488
>Only have one eye

Gonna need a pic blackbeard.

Makes you look deep and mysterious probably
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I got pretty fucked up in a car accident when I was 15. Lost an eye, my entire top right set of molars are implants because they all got busted out, and my right leg is pretty much more pins than it is actual bone. doctor legit didn't know if I'd keep it because of how mangled it was. Those were the perminate things that fucked up because that wreck, the things that healed were about a dozen broken bones.

I don't use that as an excuse though, like despite having gotten super fucked up I still managed to lose my virginity less than a year after that.
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I was born with Chiari malformation which caused me to have pretty major scoliosis. So throughout highschool I was slowly becoming a hunchback and had trouble/pain doing most normal exercises so I was fat until I had two major surgeries to fix it.

One in elementary school (had it during Thanksgiving and was home schooled for the rest of the year) to get rid of the malformation and the other in highschool (one Christmas eve of my senior year, was out for 3 months and could only slowly walk around till the summer) to straighten out my back

I've had body issue ever since, and some minor back pains, no feeling in a fifth of my body, but atleast I can run without hurting my back.

[Spoiler]tfw I insult SJWs for being ablebodiests and they get mad as fucj at me [\spoiler]
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>>25938488
Yes, I'am 5'1''
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>>25938597
Anon, are you me?

Except for the voice part, I`ve deep booming voice like Adam Driver has.
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>>25938909
In all honesty, it's hard to believe that anyone is quite as bad as me on here unless they are severely deformed.
I'm sure you're fine.
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>>25938974
Nope

>All body fat goes to face-chubby,baby-faced cheeks
>Skin on eyebrows always droops down
>Blackheads on my nose-literally spent hundreds dollars trying to get rid of them
>Weak chin-it`s there but it`s so small its really not there..
>No cheekbones
>Weak jawline

At least my voice is okay but then again, it would fit better on Chad. I literally sound like Adam Driver.

And my hair is faggot-gorgeous tier - my hair naturaly looks better than Milo Yiannopolous`
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I have a fairly large keloid on the back of my neck. I use cover up to conceal it but its still annoying.
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>>25939024
I'd have to see you.
If it makes you feel better, any ugly person is a friend of mine.
My only redeeming factor is I have full lips and a decent jawline (would be better if it weren't for fat face).
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I have a big cock
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>>25939024
>my hair is amazing!
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>>25939159
>projecting this hard

not him, but sorry that you're already balding

what age did you start?

t. man with non-faulty genetics
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>physical impairment > mental impairment

do you even think bro?
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I have two urethras for some reasons
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I am a hairy girl with a sweating problem
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>>25939328
That's cool bro. Does your piss come in two streams?
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>>25938488

The most serious physical problem I have is hyper mobility in my joints and generally fucked up and faulty joints, making walking sometimes quite painful and making lifting weights difficult.
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I had a operation on my testicles as a kid and now I'm sterile.
Whelp, not like I was going to become a father.
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pretty sure I have crohns/uc but haven't gotten it diagnosed bc I hate doctors.
also my hips lock when I walk a lot
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>>25939328
Blame BPAs, the birth defect is more and more common because of environmental pseudoestrogens.
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I got crohn's and I can't afford treatment. I got a couple tramadol left but even if I take them the pain is awful.
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>>25939344
Botox injections can fix hyperhidrosis.
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>>25939426
What operation
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>>25939426
Fatherhood is in the heart, not blood.
My biological father was a piece of shit. My uncle, on the other hand, basically adopted me and raised and loved me as his own. He's the one I call daddy. You can always adopt.
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I got hit by a car when I was 12.

The only current physical sign of it is some moderate facial scarring that's mostly hidden by a beard. Mentally it fucked me up bad, though, in addition to a TBI that gives me random panic attacks and stuff, I also was basically incapacitated for several months and wasn't allowed to leave the house. It was during that period that I convinced my parents to get a DSL connection and buy me the components to build a PC, and that started me on this long spiral of internet addiction and reclusive behavior.
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I have really bad IBS.

It takes me about 3 hours before it's safe for me to leave the house and be away from a toilet, eating out is scary because I often get severe shits 30 mins or so later, and some days I can't leave at all because I'm on the toilet every 20 minutes all day.

It also is crippling with women, I'm so scared that I'll have to jump up in the middle of a date or sex to go take a shit, or that I'll have really nasty farts in bed, etc.
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>>25938636
That's not how the human eye works, you dumb person.
God can this general misunderstand that 2 eyes = depth perception 1 eye = flat image just die already, bunch of uneducated swines!
What gives you depth perception and dimensional range is not the number of eyes. It's the shape of your retina. Our retinas are semi spherical, unlike a camera sensor that is flat. It's that spherical shape that grants us 3d vision.
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>>25939465
Just saying if you think you have crohn's you should do something before you get that big "welcome to hell" flareup. It will send you to the hospital and if some steroids can deter that you'd be saving yourself a lot of pain, time and money if you're american. I hate doctors too but really this disease is hell if you let it run wild.
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two letters:
>ED


Hell is bound
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>>25939628
Honestly I was just making a joke dude.

I know all too well how depth perception works, I have two "working" eyes but severe astigmatism, which means I don't have much in the way of depth perception. It also means I'm stuck with glasses forever because it's too bad for contacts or LASIK to correct.
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i have genital warts.
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Not as bad as the other anons here have it, but the tip of my dick is bent downwards. Instead of pissing horizontally like any normal dick, I kinda piss vertically from it. Feels weird, man. Not like I'll ever get to use it for anything else than pissing and fapping, so whatever
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>>25939704
Damn, that must be rough. That's like one of my worst nightmares.
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>>25939731
How...do you...pee? Into a toilet/urinal I mean of course
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>>25939731
Show pictures.
Most guys are used to porn dicks and forget that dicks come in all sizes and shapes and most of what you would consider weird or misshaped is actually normal.
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>>25938488
Fetty Wap posts on r9k?

I have a lazy eye and chronic migraines
I could have an aneurysm any day now and die
Couldn't happen soon enough desu
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My dick has lots of scars for reasons I'm not aware of and when I squeeze them, white sebum comes out. It's also hair, even the shaft. I also have a lot of foreskin.
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>>25939731
Just the tip or the whole dick curves downwards?

My whole dick curves downwards and then pisses upwards, I've always been kind of self-conscious about it.
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>>25938636
You're really fucking retarded
Don't ever post again
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>>25939771
Requesting pics because i'm having a hard time to figue what what the fuck is going on with your dick.
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>>25938515
Such a simple question. Yet it made me laugh.
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>>25938488
>considers a missing eye worse than schizophrenia or depression
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>>25938721
Literally me
Except I got braces and visual therapy
Therapy wore off and the eye is still lazy
Gonna get surgery
DO NOT FALL FOR THE THERAPY MEME
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>>25939786
Jesus, I thought /r9k/ would get that it was a stupid joke and laugh, not flip out. I guess I underestimated the ability to convey sarcasm on the internet again...
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>>25939553
>uncle
>not in the blood
I'd happily raise my brother's children if he died but not some random's, I'm not a cuck.
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>>25939553
Your uncle is a cuck
>>25939426
I'm getting my vasectomy in a few weeks.
It's gonna be heavenly
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>>25939753
No problems at all. Though admittedly, it's a bit more comfortable for me to be sitting while I pee. If I stand when I do it, the piss sometimes kinda goes all over the place, as I have a second, small hole on my dick. The effect of an operation I had when I was like 6. I was supposed to have it shaped somewhat properly, but I got some bad illness back then, and the op had to be cancelled. I kinda didn't feel like bothering ever since.
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>>25938488
I'm no robot, but a normie.
I have a genetic disease that makes my bones slowly fuse together and organs swell up. It's called Ankylosing Spondylitis.
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>>25939838
Your sarcasm will be really appreciated over at reddit.
Fuck off, faggot
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>>25939531
A vasectomy.
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>>25939396
>mother had arthritis in her 30s
>dad was suicided by 25
>brother had discs replaced in his back at 28, no cartilage on knees, he was the most fit
>after military training sister could run 1 mile in under 8 minutes... barely
>can't even lift 65lbs (30kg) without hurting my back and knees for days
Why would anyone let unfit people live
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>>25939925
How long have you been here? I swear there's been a guy posting with that bone disease for years.
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I had 6 fingers in my left hand when i was born, my left thumb is weird retarded thumb. Why those doctors took away my sixth finger, i would have had monster grip, now my left grip is weaker, thanks to retard thumb.
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>>25939883
You could probably just cut into your dick a little and the hole would seal itself.
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I have ALS
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>>25940117
That sounds like a horrible idae
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>>25940055
Rarely ever post desu, just now and again. Quite surprised about that though, only about 0.2% of the population have AS.
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>>25940117
I tensed up and crushed my own junk between my thighs just thinking about that.
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>>25940202
Didn't need to see that shit
Use a spoiler
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>>25940202
looks like some kind of worm. Also, use some god damn lotion on that thing
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>>25940264
yeah I forgot about the bloody spoiler.
Dick once again, now I am out of here
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>>25939344
You are my ideal kind of girl
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I have very bad joints, they dislocate alot
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I have psoriasis all over my body, penis included.
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>>25939863
>>25939875
I knew I would get this reaction off here.
There is no cuckoldry in loving a kid that doesn't share your dna. All of us tgat had abusive or negligent parents learnt the hard way how little genetics means in the family structure. I wish you may one day learn that, and not be deprived of parenthood for your own bigoted prejudices.
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>>25939838
Sarcasm doesn't work without facial expressions unless it's too obvious. Besides, that 2d comment was too fitting in this place standards.
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>>25940145
Poor thing. Are you prepared for slowly decaying into a vegetable?
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>>25940298
Oh that's unfortunate... Is it hard?
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>>25938488
seriously, whats wrong with her ass, why is it shaped like that?

does she have implants?
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I'm a hunchback. It actually makes me much stronger than the average person, and it's not too noticable.

A Jean de Florette kind of thing.
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>>25940519
Maybe he's going to become a Theoretical Physicist you Disablist
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I've only got one ball. Don't know if that counts as messed up enough for ya!
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>>25940580
Show pics.
My first lover had only one long hanging ball. I hated it.
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>>25940556
big hips big booty, m8
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>>25940556
Are you 12? Have you never been exposed to the glory that is wide hips?
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Anybody here have a sleep disorder?

I struggle so damn hard to try to keep a job or go to school because my schedule shifts like 30 minutes a day, it's OK for a week or two but then I either pass out at 7AM and sleep through it or I stay awake and am useless until my body collapses.
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>>25940723
Get sleeping pills brah. You can get some no prescription deliriants for that easily yo.
20-70 hours of being awake used to be common place for me.
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>>25939328
Are they visible?
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>>25939328
How do you know that? Explain more
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>>25940625
Mine just kind of sits in the middle, not that far down. Get really bad blue ball pain too, don't know if that's cause of only having one. But I'm shy about it so no pics.
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>>25940723
I use melatonin every night. I've been on it for like five years at this point, with a few breaks.

The half-life is a joke. I could sleep with 13x3mg worse than I could with 2x3mg +2x10mg time release. The brand matters too. The Member's Mark brand is shit, like the release is too late so you get drowsiness. I think the better brand I've had was Natrol.

My sleep advances, to the point where I'd be at 10AM-6PM or something. I also have 40min-1.5h before I'd fall asleep normally. On melatonin I can fall asleep in 20-30mins, and stay asleep for either 5-6 hours or 8-10 depending on when and how tired I am when I take it.

I still can't fall asleep before midnight or I'll wake up in hours, and I've been going to sleep at 3-5 AM anyway if I'm doing stupid shit like video games.
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>>25940784
I've tried them but they fuck me up really bad, I knock out like a rock for like 10 hours and then wake up feeling like shit.
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>>25941007
Try a really low dose of them perhaps, but yeah in my experience waking up is a pain in the ass on them.
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I'm a female with one breast.
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>>25940625
You should be my gf tbqhwyf
>>25940408
Literally just said I'm getting a vasectomy.
Fatherhood is the same as cuckoldry
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>>25940996
I've tried Melatonin too, it didn't really work for me, but maybe if I took it EVERY night when I'm on a normal schedule it'd work.

Right now I'm on that crazy schedule thing, it's 10AM right now and I woke up at 9PM last night. The only thing that's ever worked for me is to keep myself awake on caffeine until like 8-9PM and then crash out from exhaustion and sleep until 6 the next morning, but it only lasts a few days or at most a couple weeks and then I'm fucked again.

And yeah, when I fall asleep early I can't stay asleep, it's frustrating as fuck. I'll try to push my schedule around, and, say, make it to 12 noon one day after waking up at 4PM the previous day, and then I'll wake back up at 4PM anyway, and not be able to fall asleep until 10AM the day after.
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>>25941076
I don't know if it's a tolerance or what, but you have to find a good dosing scheme. I started out on 2-3x3mg, only for it to kinda spiral out of control as I tried to sleep more than 6 hours at a time during a normal human schedule.

A big thing, is even if you find good dosing (my time release is shit but I will find a good way to use it), you have to deal with your own issues. I find myself getting tired around 4-6 hours after waking up, at "lunch" or a little after. I like taking naps, and I have nodded off while I was at work (it gets slow and it's non-critical). Other days I just push through it and maybe sleep late, but still can pull myself out of bed the next day.

Having a schedule helps immensely. With idle hands I drift forward to 3-5AM, with shit to do I can do 2-6 with some hours recouped in the afternoon.
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>>25941173
>>25941076
Forgot to add: the normal dose is supposed to be 300ug eg .3 mg. Twenty minutes and then be asleep. If you wait too long it stops working anyway, and if you wait hours it starts messing with your internal clock.
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>>25941173
A schedule helps somewhat, but even with one I find it really hard. I really liked my old job, but lost it because of sleep issues after things got out of control. (To make things worse, that job was normally a 40 min commute, but if I left the house after 1PM it turned into 3 hours due to traffic, and I have IBS on top of everything else, which means I have to wake up 3-4 hours before leaving the house, so even waking up at 9AM could mean not making it to work until 4PM.)
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>>25941056
post unibreast
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>>25941269
This dissidoodlyoh
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>>25939362
Sometimes yes, it's a pain to clean everything afterwards

>>25939473
My father have this malformation too, so I think it's hereditary

>>25940812
Yes, I'll try to take a pic if you're that interested

>>25940857
Well, because I have two dickholes instead of just one. It's simple as that
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>>25938488
Do you rock an eyepatch tho?

STANDING

ON THE EDGE

OF THE CRATER
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>>25938488
POLITIC BULLSHIT FREE NATION WHEN
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>>25938543
ftm trannies aren't really "male", they're mentally ill.

If you actually have a Y chromosome and big titties then I DEMAND a picture as proof.
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>>25938552
how the fuck do you type?
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not too terrible but i got a bit of some of my fingers cut off, scoliosis, extra tooth, face looks too young, kinda autistic and overpronation
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>>25941453
Psst: he's talking about a trouser snake.
How did you fall for that?
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>>25941544
With a lot of backspacing and stuff, haha.

Really, my issues are more of a <1cm thing, as I said in another post, an inch was kind of an exaggeration. Typing isn't too bad, I scramble words and stuff sometimes, but the finger movements are big enough to do OK.

I also went through a lot of therapy for my disorder around middle/high school, I can actually write words that are legible now, but it's a slow and agonizing process.
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>>25941569
he only has a one-eyed trouser trout? aka a benis?

seems normal
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>>25939704
Had sex.

REEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT! NO NORMANS HERE
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>Me: born mostly deaf, wear hearing aids, can't really converse with anyone because my speech comprehension is abysmal

it's not very good lads
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missing two phalanges from my middle finger on a hand
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>>25942834
post hearing aids
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Missing an eye.
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>>25938543
Post em with your dick in the pic
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>>25938488
well, i don't know how you fagots will see this, but i basically self-harm with my own hands whilst asleep. i have a skin affection which leads to it itching tremendously, to the point of intense pain if i don't scrath it profusely. i can control it while awake, but not at night, so i'll wake up with severe injuries and blood all over my hands, pillow and sheets. i have had to sleep with tied hands in the past because of this. it's all over my body too. if i sleep on White sheets, the bed looks like someone was murdered in it in the mornings. cheerz.
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>>25943810
Just wear thick gloves or mittens
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I have bone overgrowth problem in my left hip that started when I was 11. I've had 4 surgeries since then to try and fix the problem but I still have bone spurs and constant pain. I've had to use a cane since I was 13 and I took a lot of guff for it all through secondary school.

I wish it had effected my knee instead of my hip, I'd of had the damn thing amputated and learned to get along on a prosthetic. As it is know I'll probably end up in wheel chair.
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>>25938488
>Missaligned jaw
>Crooked teeth
>Caveman brow
>Villain eyebrows
>Eyes to close to each other
>Oversized chin
>Narrow shoulders
>Small dick
>Can't gain weight no matter how much I eat or sit on my ass
>Can't gain any muscle
>Never have any energy, I'd probably sleep a whole day if I let myself
>Food takes forever to digest
>Extremely irritable and inconvenient bowel
>Hairy ass so hairy it's its own pair of underwear (wiping shit is impossible without a shower)
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>>25943982
Oven mitts + duct tape
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>>25938488
Anyone else actually messed up? I'm talking rubber feet , chest scars and shit.
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I'm missing a leg, some fingers, and have bad burn scars all over.
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>>25944088
>Missaligned jaw
my nigga
this fucks me up so bad, my face is completely asymmetrical and my smile is nightmarish
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>>25943982
>>25944090
will try that. thx famalams.
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>>25944207
>missing a leg
fuck i thought i had it bad missing 2/3 of a finger
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>>25944252
I can't even smile. If I try it just ends up looking like I'm bearing my teeth and about to bite something.
>omg why do you never smile you always look so sad XD!
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>>25941393
PICTURE PLEASE
commentus originalus
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>>25938488
WAAAHHHH I HAVE SOMETHING PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY PITY
OH NOOOOOO WOH IS ME
YOU FAGGOTS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TALK! I DONT HAVE AN EYE! GOD CAN SAVE NOONE!
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>>25938488
who is in the pic OP?
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>>25940022
1 mile in 8 minutes is bad for a girl?
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>>25938488
Over the years I've noticed a couple ones

Some guy with Cri du chat syndrome
Some girl with Multiple Sclerosis and Dissociative Identity Disorder
Two intersexed individuals; female identity and preferred males
XY female with complete androgen insenstivity
Wheelie girl in Germany
Girl missing an eye in Germany, haven't seen her post in a while
Many anons with cystic fibrosis; pic related maybe dead; /r9k funded his drawing tablet
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I'll probably be laughed at for this, but I'm MtF trans and I look roughly like pic related.
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>>25938567
Pectus Carinatum ?
I have it, it's slightly annoying but you can hide it anyways.
It's not like girls are going to see me naked anyways
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>see some cripple enjoying life more than you

I want to believe they're faking it
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>>25944090
Is this you anon?

this is an original comment blah blah
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>>25946311
FUCK meant for >>25944088
not>>25944090
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>>25944088
>>25944252
>Missaligned jaw and deep underbite
JUST
I had to learn to smile with my top teeth only or I look like a fucking demon
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gynecomastia pretty bad, big nipples, usually wear 2-3 layers of clothing even in heat

Teeth are relatively fucked up, stained, oversized, tongue is stupid big and stumble over my words.

Wrists an ankles are very skinny, comparable to someone very underweight despite being a healthy weight

Back is miscurved, hunch a little. Pain and stiffness is common.

Ironically found an overweight gf with scars and rosacia (sp)on her face and we are pretty happy together. Had a normie gf for a while before that but she left me for chad.
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>>25938488
>n
Hi anon, totally apart from the thread, i would like to make you a question. Are you from the south of spain??
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>tfw benzodiazepine withdrawal
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>>25944033

Is it cool cane anon?
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>>25939602

>i poop a lot

So what feggit.
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>>25947251

Ibs is a little more than just pooping alot anon. I can see how that would be socially crippling if severe.
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>>25938883
[Spoiler]duh[/spoiler]
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>>25939731
You must be referring to "hypospadia," where the urethral opening is on the underside of the glans.
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>>25938488
I have a completely fucked up big toe, but that's kind of a small thing that doesn't get in the way.
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>me
>missing one arm, both hands and both legs
>burns cover 90 percent of my body
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>>25938488
>break leg as a teenager
>broken leg is shorter than the other
>permanent limp
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>>25938488
Those curves are so good they're making me depressed
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i have clubbed feet. they were kinda fixed with a lot of surgery though. the snow always makes me nervous because my footprints are always turned in and you can tell they're mine
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>>25941269
>>25941308
Maybe she just had one boob cut off tards baka
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>>25938488
>your issues aren't bad at all because my issues are worse
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>>25938488
Who is this
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
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>>25938597
How is Esmeralda doing hunchie
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I had an accident in August of last year in which I almost died.

A part of my cerebral spine broke off, a small hair fracture in my left petrous part of temporal bone, and lots of scars in my face and neck. I fell unconscious from the impact and when I woke up, my whole life had changed. I got almost def on my left ear and every movement hurts incredibly, because the whole static of my spine was out of balance + worst of all I got a very loud tinnitus.

After countless therapies, movement doesn't hurt much anymore. I got 90% of my hearing back and the tinnitus is very calm to a point where I can easily blend it over with soft music. I hope with all my heart that it will go completely after another month or so. I've had tinnitus for almost 5 months now. It is seriously the worst because you can never escape it.

Lesson here: NEVER take your health for granted. I'm just a happy robot now, if only I can live healthy and peacefully with my quiet little recluse life, because I learned that everything could be a lot worse for us all.

tfw one of the first things I thought after waking up blood soaked in the ambulance was 'oh please no.... I never had a gf, I can't die now'
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I was born with a congenital heart condition, and have a large scar and many smaller scars around my chest from various different surgeries. But girls think it's interesting.
>yfw your physical deformities/abnormalities will never help you nab girls
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>>25939328
We need that picture fucking now.
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>>25938552
But you can type?
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>>25950453
she can slay my dick , if you know what I mean
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>>25938488
literal leper here

feels bad man
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I'm literally 5'6.

This isn't supposed to happen to white people.
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>>25950672
Ciri is life
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>>25938488
I have a REALLY fucked up back from years of being overweight and sitting in chairs with bad posture for 15 years.

I have a fucking curve in my spin that would make any girl jealous. except not really because its such an intense curve it makes me look like i have a massive fucking fat ass and its grotesque.
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>Overbite
>Have a dark splotch on my neck, way darker than my normal skin color
>Pectus excavatum
>Fordyce spots
>One testicle is noticeably bigger than the other (at least twice as big)
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>>25950956
you might have testicular cancer m8
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>>25951016
I hope not. The doctor that fondles my balls doesn't say anything so I hope I'm okay.
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>pilonidal cysts
>schizoaffective

And an undiagnosed problem with my lower back.

>inb4 hurrr mental illness is a meme

Don't take pills anymore but I barely go outside because at least when I'm having an episode I'm talking to hallucinations of family members inside the house. Whether they're real or not doesn't bug me, it's when I go outside that strangers interacting with me might not be there.

Already been in jail, the hospital, and sent home from work before because of interacting with people that weren't real.

Mental illness is usually a meme I think, but if you really have it seriously you just end up a danger to yourself and others in my case.
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Oversized/crowded teeth and poor motor skills. I used to be really awful at writing, although supposedly I've gotten better because people actually tell me my handwriting is among the more legible specimens they've seen (which I find hard to believe but hey)
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>>25940145
Seriously man? That sucks. My dad died from it. Was terrible to watch although he said there was no pain.
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>>25951150
Might be a Hydrocele. They're harmless. You should still bring it up with your doctor though. Better know for sure.
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>>25938488
Most noticeable : slightly crooked lower front teeth, but I'm thinking of getting braces for that shit. Nothing big, just that my 3 front teeth are placed diagonally, with the sides over one another.
Least noticeable and worst problem : my right shoulder is fucked up. There's nothing wrong with it from the surface, but it dislocates very easily. In fact, that's one of the things that I blame for not making me a full blown normalfag.
>Playing volleyball in PE, back in HS
>Can do every single move flawlessly, except for one
>I don't know the name, but it's that one where you hit the ball from above and it goes fast as shit
>Anyways, friend who was from the school's team asks me to do it, if he can, why can't I ?
>Fuck up my shoulder, fall on the floor due to pain, go to infirmary
>Just sweating a lot, didn't cry like a bitch but those fags pretended I did
>Instantly lose all respect from everyone from the class who heard of it despite the fact I was winning against those faggots before it happened
I swear, most of my problems in my youth came from bad performance in PE. And that also happened when playing soccer, basketball and other shit. Hell, it almost happened picking up my bag once. I've been told that lifting should help my shoulder, but despite it having reduced the odds of that shit happening, it still happens occasionally.
/blog, maybe this belonged in a "Get it off your chest" thread.
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