Anyone else here actually messed up? I'm talking about clubbed feet, missing limbs and shit.
Tired of all the "waahh my social anxiety!" and "my depression, can't get a gf" garbage that makes up every second thread. How about some actual issues
>Me: Only have one eye
I have a motor skill disorder, fine movements under an inch or so are difficult for me, and "orders" to my hands and fingers come out "scrambled" when I try to do small-scale stuff like writing, building model kits, things like that.
Other than that most of my problems are mental, although a lot of them come from being harassed and ostracized as a kid for being "the kid who couldn't write."
Only having one eye is not that big a deficit, sure you can't drive and you'll never be a pilot or neurosurgeon but those people are already rare.
Plus get an eyepatch; eyepatches are badass, they men look manly and women look cute. If anyone disses you or says you look like a pirate, just point out that you are actually blind in one eye or missing a eye (whichever is applicable) at which point they'll immediately feel like dicks for mocking a disabled person.
I have a disproportionate amount of fat in my face.
So my cheeks are swollen and my forehead has fat deposits that push down one of my eyebrows down in front of my eye.
Also a protruding mole in the middle of my forehead.
Also my nose is like a foam clown nose covered in black heads no matter what I do.
Also my voice never changed.
I got pretty fucked up in a car accident when I was 15. Lost an eye, my entire top right set of molars are implants because they all got busted out, and my right leg is pretty much more pins than it is actual bone. doctor legit didn't know if I'd keep it because of how mangled it was. Those were the perminate things that fucked up because that wreck, the things that healed were about a dozen broken bones.
I don't use that as an excuse though, like despite having gotten super fucked up I still managed to lose my virginity less than a year after that.
I was born with Chiari malformation which caused me to have pretty major scoliosis. So throughout highschool I was slowly becoming a hunchback and had trouble/pain doing most normal exercises so I was fat until I had two major surgeries to fix it.
One in elementary school (had it during Thanksgiving and was home schooled for the rest of the year) to get rid of the malformation and the other in highschool (one Christmas eve of my senior year, was out for 3 months and could only slowly walk around till the summer) to straighten out my back
I've had body issue ever since, and some minor back pains, no feeling in a fifth of my body, but atleast I can run without hurting my back.
[Spoiler]tfw I insult SJWs for being ablebodiests and they get mad as fucj at me [\spoiler]
>All body fat goes to face-chubby,baby-faced cheeks
>Skin on eyebrows always droops down
>Blackheads on my nose-literally spent hundreds dollars trying to get rid of them
>Weak chin-it`s there but it`s so small its really not there..
At least my voice is okay but then again, it would fit better on Chad. I literally sound like Adam Driver.
And my hair is faggot-gorgeous tier - my hair naturaly looks better than Milo Yiannopolous`
I'd have to see you.
If it makes you feel better, any ugly person is a friend of mine.
My only redeeming factor is I have full lips and a decent jawline (would be better if it weren't for fat face).
The most serious physical problem I have is hyper mobility in my joints and generally fucked up and faulty joints, making walking sometimes quite painful and making lifting weights difficult.
I had a operation on my testicles as a kid and now I'm sterile.
Whelp, not like I was going to become a father.
Fatherhood is in the heart, not blood.
My biological father was a piece of shit. My uncle, on the other hand, basically adopted me and raised and loved me as his own. He's the one I call daddy. You can always adopt.
I got hit by a car when I was 12.
The only current physical sign of it is some moderate facial scarring that's mostly hidden by a beard. Mentally it fucked me up bad, though, in addition to a TBI that gives me random panic attacks and stuff, I also was basically incapacitated for several months and wasn't allowed to leave the house. It was during that period that I convinced my parents to get a DSL connection and buy me the components to build a PC, and that started me on this long spiral of internet addiction and reclusive behavior.
I have really bad IBS.
It takes me about 3 hours before it's safe for me to leave the house and be away from a toilet, eating out is scary because I often get severe shits 30 mins or so later, and some days I can't leave at all because I'm on the toilet every 20 minutes all day.
It also is crippling with women, I'm so scared that I'll have to jump up in the middle of a date or sex to go take a shit, or that I'll have really nasty farts in bed, etc.
That's not how the human eye works, you dumb person.
God can this general misunderstand that 2 eyes = depth perception 1 eye = flat image just die already, bunch of uneducated swines!
What gives you depth perception and dimensional range is not the number of eyes. It's the shape of your retina. Our retinas are semi spherical, unlike a camera sensor that is flat. It's that spherical shape that grants us 3d vision.
Just saying if you think you have crohn's you should do something before you get that big "welcome to hell" flareup. It will send you to the hospital and if some steroids can deter that you'd be saving yourself a lot of pain, time and money if you're american. I hate doctors too but really this disease is hell if you let it run wild.
Honestly I was just making a joke dude.
I know all too well how depth perception works, I have two "working" eyes but severe astigmatism, which means I don't have much in the way of depth perception. It also means I'm stuck with glasses forever because it's too bad for contacts or LASIK to correct.
Not as bad as the other anons here have it, but the tip of my dick is bent downwards. Instead of pissing horizontally like any normal dick, I kinda piss vertically from it. Feels weird, man.
Not like I'll ever get to use it for anything else than pissing and fapping, so whatever
No problems at all. Though admittedly, it's a bit more comfortable for me to be sitting while I pee. If I stand when I do it, the piss sometimes kinda goes all over the place, as I have a second, small hole on my dick. The effect of an operation I had when I was like 6. I was supposed to have it shaped somewhat properly, but I got some bad illness back then, and the op had to be cancelled. I kinda didn't feel like bothering ever since.
I'm no robot, but a normie.
I have a genetic disease that makes my bones slowly fuse together and organs swell up. It's called Ankylosing Spondylitis.
>mother had arthritis in her 30s
>dad was suicided by 25
>brother had discs replaced in his back at 28, no cartilage on knees, he was the most fit
>after military training sister could run 1 mile in under 8 minutes... barely
>can't even lift 65lbs (30kg) without hurting my back and knees for days
Why would anyone let unfit people live
I had 6 fingers in my left hand when i was born, my left thumb is weird retarded thumb. Why those doctors took away my sixth finger, i would have had monster grip, now my left grip is weaker, thanks to retard thumb.
yeah I forgot about the bloody spoiler.
Dick once again, now I am out of here
I knew I would get this reaction off here.
There is no cuckoldry in loving a kid that doesn't share your dna. All of us tgat had abusive or negligent parents learnt the hard way how little genetics means in the family structure. I wish you may one day learn that, and not be deprived of parenthood for your own bigoted prejudices.
Anybody here have a sleep disorder?
I struggle so damn hard to try to keep a job or go to school because my schedule shifts like 30 minutes a day, it's OK for a week or two but then I either pass out at 7AM and sleep through it or I stay awake and am useless until my body collapses.
I use melatonin every night. I've been on it for like five years at this point, with a few breaks.
The half-life is a joke. I could sleep with 13x3mg worse than I could with 2x3mg +2x10mg time release. The brand matters too. The Member's Mark brand is shit, like the release is too late so you get drowsiness. I think the better brand I've had was Natrol.
My sleep advances, to the point where I'd be at 10AM-6PM or something. I also have 40min-1.5h before I'd fall asleep normally. On melatonin I can fall asleep in 20-30mins, and stay asleep for either 5-6 hours or 8-10 depending on when and how tired I am when I take it.
I still can't fall asleep before midnight or I'll wake up in hours, and I've been going to sleep at 3-5 AM anyway if I'm doing stupid shit like video games.
I've tried Melatonin too, it didn't really work for me, but maybe if I took it EVERY night when I'm on a normal schedule it'd work.
Right now I'm on that crazy schedule thing, it's 10AM right now and I woke up at 9PM last night. The only thing that's ever worked for me is to keep myself awake on caffeine until like 8-9PM and then crash out from exhaustion and sleep until 6 the next morning, but it only lasts a few days or at most a couple weeks and then I'm fucked again.
And yeah, when I fall asleep early I can't stay asleep, it's frustrating as fuck. I'll try to push my schedule around, and, say, make it to 12 noon one day after waking up at 4PM the previous day, and then I'll wake back up at 4PM anyway, and not be able to fall asleep until 10AM the day after.
I don't know if it's a tolerance or what, but you have to find a good dosing scheme. I started out on 2-3x3mg, only for it to kinda spiral out of control as I tried to sleep more than 6 hours at a time during a normal human schedule.
A big thing, is even if you find good dosing (my time release is shit but I will find a good way to use it), you have to deal with your own issues. I find myself getting tired around 4-6 hours after waking up, at "lunch" or a little after. I like taking naps, and I have nodded off while I was at work (it gets slow and it's non-critical). Other days I just push through it and maybe sleep late, but still can pull myself out of bed the next day.
Having a schedule helps immensely. With idle hands I drift forward to 3-5AM, with shit to do I can do 2-6 with some hours recouped in the afternoon.
Forgot to add: the normal dose is supposed to be 300ug eg .3 mg. Twenty minutes and then be asleep. If you wait too long it stops working anyway, and if you wait hours it starts messing with your internal clock.
A schedule helps somewhat, but even with one I find it really hard. I really liked my old job, but lost it because of sleep issues after things got out of control. (To make things worse, that job was normally a 40 min commute, but if I left the house after 1PM it turned into 3 hours due to traffic, and I have IBS on top of everything else, which means I have to wake up 3-4 hours before leaving the house, so even waking up at 9AM could mean not making it to work until 4PM.)
Sometimes yes, it's a pain to clean everything afterwards
My father have this malformation too, so I think it's hereditary
Yes, I'll try to take a pic if you're that interested
Well, because I have two dickholes instead of just one. It's simple as that
With a lot of backspacing and stuff, haha.
Really, my issues are more of a <1cm thing, as I said in another post, an inch was kind of an exaggeration. Typing isn't too bad, I scramble words and stuff sometimes, but the finger movements are big enough to do OK.
I also went through a lot of therapy for my disorder around middle/high school, I can actually write words that are legible now, but it's a slow and agonizing process.
missing two phalanges from my middle finger on a hand
well, i don't know how you fagots will see this, but i basically self-harm with my own hands whilst asleep. i have a skin affection which leads to it itching tremendously, to the point of intense pain if i don't scrath it profusely. i can control it while awake, but not at night, so i'll wake up with severe injuries and blood all over my hands, pillow and sheets. i have had to sleep with tied hands in the past because of this. it's all over my body too. if i sleep on White sheets, the bed looks like someone was murdered in it in the mornings. cheerz.
I have bone overgrowth problem in my left hip that started when I was 11. I've had 4 surgeries since then to try and fix the problem but I still have bone spurs and constant pain. I've had to use a cane since I was 13 and I took a lot of guff for it all through secondary school.
I wish it had effected my knee instead of my hip, I'd of had the damn thing amputated and learned to get along on a prosthetic. As it is know I'll probably end up in wheel chair.
>Eyes to close to each other
>Can't gain weight no matter how much I eat or sit on my ass
>Can't gain any muscle
>Never have any energy, I'd probably sleep a whole day if I let myself
>Food takes forever to digest
>Extremely irritable and inconvenient bowel
>Hairy ass so hairy it's its own pair of underwear (wiping shit is impossible without a shower)
Anyone else actually messed up? I'm talking rubber feet , chest scars and shit.
Over the years I've noticed a couple ones
Some guy with Cri du chat syndrome
Some girl with Multiple Sclerosis and Dissociative Identity Disorder
Two intersexed individuals; female identity and preferred males
XY female with complete androgen insenstivity
Wheelie girl in Germany
Girl missing an eye in Germany, haven't seen her post in a while
Many anons with cystic fibrosis; pic related maybe dead; /r9k funded his drawing tablet
I'll probably be laughed at for this, but I'm MtF trans and I look roughly like pic related.
>see some cripple enjoying life more than you
I want to believe they're faking it
Is this you anon?
this is an original comment blah blah
gynecomastia pretty bad, big nipples, usually wear 2-3 layers of clothing even in heat
Teeth are relatively fucked up, stained, oversized, tongue is stupid big and stumble over my words.
Wrists an ankles are very skinny, comparable to someone very underweight despite being a healthy weight
Back is miscurved, hunch a little. Pain and stiffness is common.
Ironically found an overweight gf with scars and rosacia (sp)on her face and we are pretty happy together. Had a normie gf for a while before that but she left me for chad.
Hi anon, totally apart from the thread, i would like to make you a question. Are you from the south of spain??
Who is this
Baby Batter Bringer
Middle Leg Major
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
I had an accident in August of last year in which I almost died.
A part of my cerebral spine broke off, a small hair fracture in my left petrous part of temporal bone, and lots of scars in my face and neck. I fell unconscious from the impact and when I woke up, my whole life had changed. I got almost def on my left ear and every movement hurts incredibly, because the whole static of my spine was out of balance + worst of all I got a very loud tinnitus.
After countless therapies, movement doesn't hurt much anymore. I got 90% of my hearing back and the tinnitus is very calm to a point where I can easily blend it over with soft music. I hope with all my heart that it will go completely after another month or so. I've had tinnitus for almost 5 months now. It is seriously the worst because you can never escape it.
Lesson here: NEVER take your health for granted. I'm just a happy robot now, if only I can live healthy and peacefully with my quiet little recluse life, because I learned that everything could be a lot worse for us all.
tfw one of the first things I thought after waking up blood soaked in the ambulance was 'oh please no.... I never had a gf, I can't die now'
I was born with a congenital heart condition, and have a large scar and many smaller scars around my chest from various different surgeries. But girls think it's interesting.
>yfw your physical deformities/abnormalities will never help you nab girls
I have a REALLY fucked up back from years of being overweight and sitting in chairs with bad posture for 15 years.
I have a fucking curve in my spin that would make any girl jealous. except not really because its such an intense curve it makes me look like i have a massive fucking fat ass and its grotesque.
And an undiagnosed problem with my lower back.
>inb4 hurrr mental illness is a meme
Don't take pills anymore but I barely go outside because at least when I'm having an episode I'm talking to hallucinations of family members inside the house. Whether they're real or not doesn't bug me, it's when I go outside that strangers interacting with me might not be there.
Already been in jail, the hospital, and sent home from work before because of interacting with people that weren't real.
Mental illness is usually a meme I think, but if you really have it seriously you just end up a danger to yourself and others in my case.
Oversized/crowded teeth and poor motor skills. I used to be really awful at writing, although supposedly I've gotten better because people actually tell me my handwriting is among the more legible specimens they've seen (which I find hard to believe but hey)
Most noticeable : slightly crooked lower front teeth, but I'm thinking of getting braces for that shit. Nothing big, just that my 3 front teeth are placed diagonally, with the sides over one another.
Least noticeable and worst problem : my right shoulder is fucked up. There's nothing wrong with it from the surface, but it dislocates very easily. In fact, that's one of the things that I blame for not making me a full blown normalfag.
>Playing volleyball in PE, back in HS
>Can do every single move flawlessly, except for one
>I don't know the name, but it's that one where you hit the ball from above and it goes fast as shit
>Anyways, friend who was from the school's team asks me to do it, if he can, why can't I ?
>Fuck up my shoulder, fall on the floor due to pain, go to infirmary
>Just sweating a lot, didn't cry like a bitch but those fags pretended I did
>Instantly lose all respect from everyone from the class who heard of it despite the fact I was winning against those faggots before it happened
I swear, most of my problems in my youth came from bad performance in PE. And that also happened when playing soccer, basketball and other shit. Hell, it almost happened picking up my bag once. I've been told that lifting should help my shoulder, but despite it having reduced the odds of that shit happening, it still happens occasionally.
/blog, maybe this belonged in a "Get it off your chest" thread.