>anon arent you going to show us a good time around town? What do

>>25937243

Ask them where they got that sweet lamp.

After that, why their ceiling is low.

Then?

Ask them why the fuck they have a ghoul sitting at their table.

TripAdvisor

There's a town? Since when?

>>25937243
Show them the elegant script of the tatoo on my frenelum that reads "around town" before they realize that I'm not the friend they thought I was.

>>25937243
Those chicks probably think they are way better looking then they are.

>>25937243

Wake up from this hellish nightmare

>>25937326
What are you talking about? They're cute :3

Woman! you know there isn't a damn thing to do around town!

The on the left looks like a fucking vampire. Cute though.

>>25937243
>these horrible teeth
Ewww how did I end up in Britain

>>25937326
They are fairly attractive

>>25937326
Girl on right is pretty
Left is alright but she's not ugly

Fuq dem both

not with that chin and those teeth.

>>25937243
Fuck i hope they like KFC

>>25937243

You came to the wrong town if you want a good time around it. There's literally nothing here.

>>25937326
Yeah I dunno what all of you are talking about. These girls are

>16
>Don't know how to apply makeup
>Mediocre bone structure

wouldn't bang.

>No

and that is that.

Go on a barcrawl and let them buy me drinks while I rant about philosophical concepts, societal fuck ups, and memes.

EZ.

>>25937580

bruh they're both in their 20s and are both lesbians and are in a relationship together.

>>25937243
Why are both of their fangs yellow?

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>Take me to the designated shitting street NOW!

what do

Bars and clubs fucking suck in my town. I dont know how they have managed to make them all so uncomfy places. Its almost embarrasing to take anyone to them.

>>25937275
I think it's an ikea lamp

>>25937935
Bullshit, wheres the proof

As long as you guys pay for everything I'll gladly take you to the best restaurants, bars, malls, etc. around here.