*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN* Oh hey there wagecuck! Only one more day

>>25935813
what is the novel about?

Sorry Mr. Schkelsberg, but I'm too tired & sick to work today

>>25935813
Teach me how as a NEET you can afford a Ferrari?

>>25935813
your week ends where my feelings begin

>>25935877
No bills, no rent, no responsibilities means I can afford to keep every payment of your tax dollar.

>>25935842
It's semi-autobiographical about how a man, tired of the restraints of the working world fights against the concept of 'careers' and 'jobs'. Think a cross between Atlas Shrugged and 1984.

It's going pretty well, so far it sort of makes the reader question the philosphy or jobs (a modern day invention).

>>25935869
You think he CARES? GET TO WORK.

>>25935842
My autobiography. It includes fascinating insights into my life such as the masterful archival of my piss bottles.

>>25935910
You don't make that much NEET friend so try again, 1 grand a month won't pay the bills, food, and buy you a Ferrari

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>>25935813
>Learn a new field of science - implying you have the ability to learn anything whilst spending all your time shitposting on /r9k/, your existence only consists of gaming and anime.
>Golf - like you can afford it you benefits parasite
>Novel - your hentai isn't classed as a novel sorry.
>Ferrari - assuming you're one of the majority of NEETs, i.e not inheritance NEET, you can't afford this or you have an insane loan %.
>Actually having contact with a girl - implying you're not an social outcast who can barely talk to their parents.
>Composing - doubt you can do this either, mario music maker doesn't count buddy.


Stay cucked parasite, you'll be sucking our bennies dick until the government eventually cuts you off then you'll joining the retail slaves in your 30s, that's the peak of your career friend.

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>tfw I will be a graduate NEET soon

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>>25935929
>1 grand a month

Try a fortnight. I save it all, been doing that for 8 years.

>>25935953
read >>25935973

I will have a house, mortgage free before I'm 30. My wagecuck neighbour is 45 and still has another 20 years to get to where I'll be

Back to work with you! :)

>>25935973
Wow, you get a whole 2 grand a month on average! You really showed me! 24 grand a year, oh man that's a lot of money anon ; )

So once again, you don't make enough to pay for bills, food, and and a Ferrari dumbass

>>25935982
Wait, you don't even have free housing? Hahaha you can't afford jack shit on 24 grand a year you fat fuck

>>25935999
2 grand per month for doing literally nothing is insane. How the fuck do i get in on this?

>>25935813
Compose something! What do you use to compose?

>>25936026
>Minimum wage is good money

Wow, someone's in high school.

>>25935999
>2 grand a month
>24 grand a year
>8 years
>6.1%pa from first 50k on annual basis since 2010
>$212k free cash just sitting in my bank
>literally never worked a day of my life
>my housing, bills, rent, food and everything is paid for

:)

>>25935964
Neetdom gets boring after a year

>>25935999
Dude I pay like $5k a year in tax
This cunt is literally taking the tax dollar of 5 people like me EVERY year

>>25936071
And what happens when your parents die or kick you out?

>>25936071
>I have never spent a dollar of my money even though I just admitted to having a mortgage, I don't eat, have electricity in my home, heat or even cable TV

You are trying too hard new friend, be more realistic next time

>no smug wojak anon
shit thread

>>25936071
xd the delusion of yhe "neets" never fails to amuse me

>>25935973
Am also Australian. How do I get this.

>>25936090
They could die today and I'd be fine, even if I got NOTHING on the inheritence (but I will).

I could buy a house rent free right now. New land and housing packages here are under 200k, but I'm saving up to buy something nicer. Looking at about $290-320k which will keep me in a nicer part of town for a brand new house.

Will continue to get my $1000 a fortnight after that, since no mortgage I'll have more than enough.

>>25936086
If you want to live like him just quit your job, gwt your free housing with nigger neighbors and enjoy only being able to buy store brand products.

>>25935813
>not doing a job you love
Enjoy leeching off society and wallowing in your own filth wondering where you life went.

>>25936121
You just said you already have a mortgage and now you dont? Learn to keep your shit consistent nigger

>>25936107
Read
>my housing, bills, rent, food and everything is paid for

I don't have a mortgage, I'm saving up to buy a house without a mortgage.

I save nearly every dollar. I probably spend about $500 a year on personal items but things like comp parts, games, etc I get for Christmas/Birthday. I'm also making an extra $11k pa on 6.1% term deposit on my $212k

>>25936120
Faked autism.

>>25935999
Lol you really showed him!!!

Are you autistic? Grow a sense of humour retard. Obviously he can't afford a fucking Ferrari

>>25936146
>You just said you already have a mortgage
No I didn't. I said I'm saving up so I don't have to pay a mortgage.

Average wagecuck has so little time to improve themselves they can't read

>>25936158
You aren't getting no 6% interest, post your bank account faggot

>>25936170
No shit dumbass, the whole thread is b8, you are a fucking retarded tripfag

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>>25935973

So you've been on it for years. I will assume you're not a youth so I will further assume you're disabled.

I'd rather work than be disabled tbhfam

Pic related. It's you.

>>25936203
No shit Sherlock. I'm not the one trying to logically argue that he doesn't genuinely have a Ferrari retard

>>25936158
Do tell what bank you use that gives you 6%

>>25936214
It's called having fun, Google what that is you autustic retard

There's no bank that offers an APR at 6% in money market accounts or RA's the highest is at most 4.1%

>>25935973
>centrelink
Of course it's the fucking dole supporting cunts like you... god damnit.

Jokes on all degenerate day shifters I work nights1.5hours and done for the week

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>>25936211
Faked autism

>>25936246
I made a special deal with the bank, because I'm on disability they are giving me an extra 2%. Fuck I love having autism

This is probably the best meme to ever come out of r9k.

>>25936246
6.1% on 9 month term deposits from 5k-100k. ANZ, Australian bank offers.

I need to manually put them into these deposits every 9 months but it's worth it.

>>25936264
I got 50k euro. And get 200 euro a week + free apt and can earn an extra 120 from a few websites. Its comfy senpai. Fucking love being a NEET

>>25936289
That's funny cause it says they don't even offer 9 month deposits, the funnier part is there 60 month deposits are only 2.90%

Wanna try again new friend?

>>25936289
And yet your parents are slaving away feeding your fat ass and changing your diapers. I bet they're proud.

>>25935982
What are property taxes for 400 trebeck!

>>25936322
>what is managed funds
Again, 9 month deposits at 6.1% return.

This is always the saddest part. Wagecucks getting so upset that I've beaten their system they refuse to believe it even with proof presented to them. Maybe it's a coping mechanism? If they realised that I really am making all this money their life would feel like a sham.

>>25936264
yeah but then you have to live in Australia, who the fuck would want to live there, you're gonna be dead from some flying fork monster before you're 30.

>>25936354
Post your investment portfolio then.

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>>25935813
This is a good list of choices. Mine is actually a bit similar to yours.
>>25936112 You called?

>>25936330
>YOU'RE NOT EARNING THAT MUCH
>Well yes I am, here's proof
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE LAZY SCUM!

Usually what wagecucks resort to when they get BTFO'd by me. My parents are fucking proud of me. Matter of fact, they're getting upset because I'm going to be moving out into my own (mortgage free) home in a few years. My mum burst into tears when I told them and she begged me to stay.

>>25936354
What is YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT

Either way it was fun taking the b8, but I have work soon, gonna make 200 bucks for an hour and half of work, tax free, see you later NEET fag

>>25936040
Pls respond ye good sir ;_;, I want to believe

>>25936380
>photoshop is proof
>His bank doesn't offer 9 month terms
>His bank offers less than 3% for 60 months let alone 9

Take your medicine phil

>>25936380
Lol bro, your mother sounds like she never hit emotional maturity.

Are you a member of a gaggle of tards that lives in some kind of halfway house?

>>25936404
And I'm pretty sure the medicare law is set so you can't have over some amount of money in a bank account. And if he's declared autistic by the govt he needs round the clock care so it's a big red flag if he's supposedly buying a house.

>>25936427
>medicare law

Do you mean centrelink?

>>25936380
Resorting to "yo mama" jokes, the kind of behavior only wagies would resort to. When will they learn am I right guys?

>>25936404
>photoshop is proof
Doesn't matter what I show as proof, wagecucks will scream "NO THAT MIGHT BE SHOPPED I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT'S SO."

>>25936427
Nope, no limit on CL amount in bank account. My investment income is under 18k so no tax. I even said to a CL advisor I was buying a house to be sure I could do it and they supported the idea.

>>25936498
fuk wrong post
>>25936409
>>25936409
>>25936409

>>25936083
not if your too busy trying (and failing) to rationalize what the fuck just happened in your past 18 years

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>>25936500
>centrelink
Bullshit.

>>25936409
>"NO YOU'RE NOT EARNING THAT MUCH"
>"Yes I am, here's proof"
>"YEAH WELL YOUR FAMILY MUST BE ASHAMED"
>"Actually, they're not."
>"NO LALALALALA YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>25936560
That's weekly earnings. I earn a lump sum once a year in interest. Beyond that, no income means I get my whole payment.

That interest payoff week I don't get a payment from CL. But $11k+ makes up for that

>>25936264
No way you are getting 6% faggot. Savings rates are generally variable.

ANZ current variable rate is 1.8%.

Think about it, why the fuck would they pay you 4% over the RBA cash rate? Your neetybux ain't that special mate.

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>>25936567

The fact remains though, you're living off the government and you are essentially a parasite to your country's economy, you probably don't go out enough to notice, but people will despise you, you will never have friends nor girlfriends.

You will do nothing with your life except subsist, you'll maybe have some VR/2D waifu bullshit in the next 30-40 years assuming your government doesn't outright ban them.

It's a pitiful existence to live.

>>25936586
No CL assesses your assets including your investments when calculating your payments.

Good try though.

>>25936605
Managed fund investment results in a higher term deposit on cash. I have 75% in cash at the higher rate, residual 25% is in stable foreign equity. Similar managed fund retirees move their superannuation into before retiring; safe and solid return.

I've been doing this for 8 years, you've been googling this for 8 minutes. I know more than you about this

>>25936613
>normies hate you therefore you're pitiful

If anything being hated by normans makes it worthwhile. Let's face it, if you're a robot you're never gonna be succesful. You're gonna be slaving away, getting scraps of what Chad gets and you're gonna be getting humiliated every day. If that's not more pitiful then being a NEET then I don't know what is.

>>25936621
>No CL assesses your assets including your investments when calculating your payments

Investments that are considered are those able to reap a financial return, such as my savings, though that is paid out in a lump sum and only affects a single fortnights pay which I usually get most of anyway due to working tax credits.

>>25936613
>you will never have friends nor girlfriends
Not even the neetcunt but where do you think we are?

>>25936631
The only thing you know is how to jerk yourself to climax in less than a minute

Meanwhile guys with the jobs and drive that women admire and are attracted to will fuck all the women you pine over.

Stay kekked neetcuck

>>25936354
Please name the fund that guarantees a 6.1% yield yearly.

Otherwise neety can't into finance.

>>25936354
fact is, you're not making that money
you're stealing it from people who, misguided, think that they are earning it. But you're not making anything, eh.
You are cunning. But you're not brave. You're not even a parasite, because there is no healthy "host".
You are a cunning egoist, stealing benefits from people who could actually use it.

favourite meme on this board, never fails to get everyone worked up. truth is life is hell for both the Neet and the Cuck (excluding inheritance neets)

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>>25935813
these are the best threads on 4chan desu

>>25936642
http://srcusyd.net.au/src-help/centrelink/your-savings/

ITT idiots falling for an old bait. Good job OP, this is actually one of the more successful NEET threads this month. Keep them coming.

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>>25935953
>he actually responded to OP seriously

>>25936666
>>25936673
>"YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED ABOUT GETTING NORMIES TAX DOLLAR"

I'm not stupid enough to get cucked by this false system of work. You work for me. I feel no shame in being the better off man in this arrangement.

>>25935813
Fuck. You better compose that symphony. I want to hear some good shit from you, like maybe Elgar or Orff.

>>25935910
Sounds like an interesting read.

>>25936717

>he uses anime reaction pictures non-ironically.

>>25936631
Professional financial advisor here. I'd like to know what managed funds you have in your portfolio. I can easily verify their performance and if it adds up to your claims.

>>25936707
Affects students, jobseekers. Not disability payments (read my faked autism)

I know CL inside and out. I've made sure this was legal. I make about 10 calls to them regarding my investments each year. They're aware and support my choices.

Thermodynamics is a good start for a field of science.

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>>25936745
he's so mad he's now strawmanning and damagecontrolling

>>25936631
Again, please name the fund. Investments in a unitised fund are not generally considered to be cash investments as they are highly illiquid.

Please post your latest fund confirmation so we can verify.

>>25936750
Post proof of your qualifications. I mean it, I'll give every detail because that way, people can see that this is real if you can vouch for its validity. I usually give these details and nobody knows what they mean so it'll be good to talk to somebody who knows their stuff.

But it'll take me a while and it's not worth it if you can't back up your claim.

>>25936631
Why would you ever allocate 75% cash under 65 yo? That's a very bad decision. Please read some portfolio management theory.

>>25936772
>>25936763
Hold on, I need to photoshop it first

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>>25935813
>worked 50 hour weeks for a few weeks
>boss gives me a hundred dollar bonus even though I'm salary
NEETcucks will never know this feel.

>>25936795
How about getting the same pay and not working at all?

>>25935973
OMG FUCK I WISH I WAS IN AUSSY GETTING NEET BUX WTF FUCK YOU JOHN KEY

>>25936784
>Why would you ever allocate 75% cash under 65 yo?
Managed funds gradually move to cash investments from 58-retirement age to reduce risk during retirement periods.

>>25936786
I hope the FA is real. Because if he can post proof(and I'll assume he'll be honest and not intentionally spiteful when I prove my investments) it'll mean I have a way to prove this is real.

Doesn't matter what I post as proof, wagecucks try to refute it for their own sanity. So solid evidence like this would be great.

>>25936621
they don't have access to his bank records dumb ass

>>25936795
Lol, 100 dollar bonus?

40 hour week is norm
You worked 50 hours
How's it feel knowing your hard work is valued at 10/hour (not counting overtime)

Fastfood tier

Salaryfaggot can't stop sucking corporate dick.

>>25936795
>worked too much
>boss gave him 100 dollars
are you in somalia?

Why aren't you wagecucks at work? *snuggles blanky* chop chop, I want a new vidya system and only you can prove it for me *yawwwwwnnnnnn*

>>25936772
Got a CFA charter actually. Now post your fund info already.

>>25936860
Well they have access to my tax returns, which shows my investments. But even then, it's within rules.

>>25935813
>Implying you're learning anything
>you just spend the day fapping and gaming
>you wake up tired due to those lage night dota sessions
>no money to go out so you spend all day inside
>all your "friends" have long since moved on
>your parents don't really talk to you
>your dad's thousand yard stare at dinner says more than words ever could
>to them they never had a child
>it's alright mate maybe you'll be productive tomorrow

>>25936760
>still uses anime pictures non-ironically.


Tell me, do you use anime related pictures on your facebook too?

Pretty much says anything about you.

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ITT

NEETS BTFO again

It's okay neetie, keep sucking my bennies from my dick, you'll make it one day or do an hero i guess

tfw
no
job
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Been at this shit for three months. How long until I get a job?

>>25936987
>be me
>Have an anime picture on my profile pic
>841 friends and earn 80kk a year as an engineer with two nice cars and my own apartment
>thinks using anime pictures automatically means you're a NEET failure

Baka fool, stop judging things superficially.

>>25935813
Dammit comfy NEET, you made me check what day it is. It's easy to lose track with all the responsibilities I don't have.

>>25937040
Cringed hard

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>23 living in fucking germoney neetbux is 263 yuros

end me now.

>>25935973

>aussey money

that's 16,000 fREEDOM DOLLARS

>>25937081
I'm sure your life is much better wagecuck

>>25937095
youre getting fucked, neetbux is rent + 400.
source me, a 7 year neet grandmaster.

>>25937095
Different country, but I know that feel.

My biggest dream is a decent life without wageslavery, but it'll never happen. With my shitty job I'm probably gonna have to work till I'm 70 and don't have much joy in life left anway.

>>25937095
>He fell for the NEET meme
Seriously, these threads aren't actually made by real NEETs, they're made by people with jobs posting them when slacking off at work or off work. They're basically in-character trolling aimed at people who don't know about the meme.

They basically invent a character and it's usually ether some super privileged guy with a huge inheritance or rich parents supporting that allows them to live in luxury while doing fuck all or then it's someone living on benefits with a massive superiority complex despite just lying around all day eating sardines and shitposting here.

I should know because I used to make these threads and post in them and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if you went NEET inspired by them, my character was one of the "people" that inspired you.

>>25937151
no. ill pray for you anon. be happy. do you got any family to offer you a job

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>>25937180
cancer. just fuck off

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>mfw "learning new field of science"
>mfw writing "upcoming novel"
>mfw Ferrari
>mfw implying anything with a pulse and/or self respect would go anywhere near your under-utilized genitals
>mfw "compose a symphony"

You are trolling hard, or your a pathological liar at best, delusional at worst. Thanks for the kek though

>>25935813
>student
>work ~3 hours per day learning stuff i love
>get about $1500 per month from the government
>get to hang out with friends as much as I want
>fuck girls and have a good time
>tfw superior

>>25937180
I was a neet for 3 years in between uni and finding a job. It's a pretty comfy life im not going to lie, but yeah unless you have a disability you're not going to get dank enough dole money to support yourselfn

>>25937206
Sorry to break it to you, but if you really imagined that most of the NEETs here are real people and not "wagies" playing a character, you're retarded.

>>25937214
They definitely are trolling, but they're doing so in-character.

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>>25937235
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>25937235
>everybody having a better life than me is just trolling
>nobody actually gets unemployment benefit, my 30% of taxes are going to inportant things

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>>25937250
>Actually believes these threads aren't a meme meant to troll people who don't know about the meme

>>25937222
>implying college/uni life will last forever
>implying real life won't kick you in the balls once the party's over

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>>25937271
i know there are ppl who don't neet fucking virgin

>>25937183
Thanks, senpai. Unfortunately I don't know anyone who could get me a job. That's why I ended up in a shitty call center, only making slightly more than 1000 euros a month.

Right now my only hope is to win the lottery.

if neets are so happy, why do u have to brag/argue with wagecucks?
i would agree that most wagecucks hate their jobs, but imo being a neet is worse. doing nothing all the time is draining on the mind

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>mfw i love my job
i feel sorry for both the neets and the wagecucks who can't get paid to do what they love (and don't give me
>hurr durr i love being a neet and i get paid neetbux
not the same thing, brother)

>>25937472
What's your job? I can't even imagine what it must feel like to get paid for doing something that I love.

>>25937459
Because it's fun. Also if you chose to do nothing while being NEET and get bored it's your own fault.

>>25937553
software engineer, but i work in R&D for a big company, so me and a very small team come up with our own projects, make whatever we want. our purpose is basically do to PR for the company by contributing to the open source community, which means working on virtually anything we want (specifically in the field of cloud computing). have contributed to projects such as Mesos, Kubernetes, Docker etc.

>>25937556
having a career that requires sacrifice pays off in the end a lot more than having fun all the time.

>>25937040
>842 friends
You mean 2 friends, and 840 people you added on Facebook drunk that you never talk to?

>>25936083
gets boring after a month

i fucking NEED purpose so i won't kill myself

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>>25937180
I work but still post these threads and shitpost in them

What you going to do about wagecuck?

>>25937603
Whats so bad about having fun all the time. and how long until this end you speak of 30-40 years? I'd rather enjoy my time now than wait until my body becomes old and worn-out.

>>25935813
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off.
Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole.
So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off.
Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid?
Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit.

>>25935973
danggg... i'm on youth allowance and get fucking $360 a f/n... how did you get pension? are you literally disabled or milking it a little?

>Always wanted to read one of these novels, or listen to a NEET composed symphonic masterpiece
>NEETs never deliver

?????

>>25935917
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>>25937603

Wooooo lawdy the RAGIE WAGIES are out in full force today boys. And once again they're getting absolutely, positively, unambiguously, irrevocably, undeniably, indisputably, unrelentingly, objectively BTFO.

Wagies are so hurt,mmad and upset thst they can't stop posting.

>hurt
>mad
>upset

Mush mush wagie. Back to work.

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>only 1 month left of money
This is it. Not sure if I'll just kill myself or just become homeless. I put myself in the hands of God.

>>25937991
Where do you live, Anon? Maybe I can help you out a little.

>>25937991
Are you a grill? If yes, there are options.

>>25938027
England.

>>25938059
I'm not a girl. Before you ask, I wouldn't look good as a trap either.

yknow this bullshit actually makes me want to work even more

i'm doing something man. if i was home alone without a job id just be sitting there. fuck man

>>25938120
Yeah, keep working harder. Keep putting more money is your boss's pocket

>>25938071
>England
Too bad, I could've given you shelter for at least a little while, but England is too far away for that to pay off.

NEETs, what is it like knowing no woman will ever be romantically interested in you? I mean I know your excuse is that all women are evil sluts and that's why they won't go out with a jobless loser that lives with his parents, but sooner or later even you will stop believing that.


What's it like living on borrowed time, when you know that sooner or later your caretakers will stop enabling an aspie to be a useless fatass? Eventually, your life will come to 2 choices. You can kill yourself, or you can go put and look for a job and become a wageslave yourself (except worse because now you're 30 years old with no social skills, no marketable skills, and you have no work history)

You'll be lucky to get a McJob at that point.

>>25938175
Feels good, since at least I'm not supporting normie society. The society of "people" who shat on me and didn't want me among them.

>>25935910
>Think a cross between Atlas Shrugged and 1984.
By Atlas Shrugged standards you'd be a looter though.

I'm "working" from home today neety. I just got paid to fap about 10 minutes ago. plus I work for the government so I don't really do anything at work either.

Honestly everyone I know gets incredibly bored when they have too much time off work and can't wait to get back out. I'm currently NEET and these are my feelings too. I've never been so depressed, stagnant as when I'm not working or going to school. I don't see how people can do this shit for years. I want to kill myself after a few months.

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>>25935813
never forget. This guy is living the dream.

>>25938330
You can leave the house for reasons other than work or school you know

I'm back faggots, just finished work and I'm 200 bucks tax free richer, you mad neet fags? BTW is the OP still pretending he has a quarter of a million in the bank with 6 percent interest?

>>25938432
>$1000 for a game dick

>>25939263
Not American dollars, game dollars. No where near the same exchange rate.

>>25935813
how to be neet?

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