Oh hey there wagecuck! Only one more day until you get your work approved 2 days off! Well, that is unless Mr. Sheckelstein calls you into work. I'd find the concept of a 'week end' rather humiliating myself, your boss takes all your valuable time and leaves you with the scraps of the week to enjoy yourself. Luckily I have freedom 24/7.
What am I up to today? That's a good question. You see there's so much to do I simply can't decide how I'll spend my day. I've narrowed it down to a few choices if you wagecucks would like to help me choose:
- Learn a new field of science
- Play a round of golf (beat my club record last week!)
- Write another chapter of my upcoming novel
- Take my Ferrari for a spin
- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend while he's at work
- Compose a symphony
Don't spend too long thinking about it though, we can't have you late for work today!
Oh, and I almost forgot...
Another day, another dollar.
No bills, no rent, no responsibilities means I can afford to keep every payment of your tax dollar.
It's semi-autobiographical about how a man, tired of the restraints of the working world fights against the concept of 'careers' and 'jobs'. Think a cross between Atlas Shrugged and 1984.
It's going pretty well, so far it sort of makes the reader question the philosphy or jobs (a modern day invention).
You think he CARES? GET TO WORK.
>Learn a new field of science - implying you have the ability to learn anything whilst spending all your time shitposting on /r9k/, your existence only consists of gaming and anime.
>Golf - like you can afford it you benefits parasite
>Novel - your hentai isn't classed as a novel sorry.
>Ferrari - assuming you're one of the majority of NEETs, i.e not inheritance NEET, you can't afford this or you have an insane loan %.
>Actually having contact with a girl - implying you're not an social outcast who can barely talk to their parents.
>Composing - doubt you can do this either, mario music maker doesn't count buddy.
Stay cucked parasite, you'll be sucking our bennies dick until the government eventually cuts you off then you'll joining the retail slaves in your 30s, that's the peak of your career friend.
>1 grand a month
Try a fortnight. I save it all, been doing that for 8 years.
Wow, you get a whole 2 grand a month on average! You really showed me! 24 grand a year, oh man that's a lot of money anon ; )
So once again, you don't make enough to pay for bills, food, and and a Ferrari dumbass
>2 grand a month
>24 grand a year
>6.1%pa from first 50k on annual basis since 2010
>$212k free cash just sitting in my bank
>literally never worked a day of my life
>my housing, bills, rent, food and everything is paid for
>I have never spent a dollar of my money even though I just admitted to having a mortgage, I don't eat, have electricity in my home, heat or even cable TV
You are trying too hard new friend, be more realistic next time
They could die today and I'd be fine, even if I got NOTHING on the inheritence (but I will).
I could buy a house rent free right now. New land and housing packages here are under 200k, but I'm saving up to buy something nicer. Looking at about $290-320k which will keep me in a nicer part of town for a brand new house.
Will continue to get my $1000 a fortnight after that, since no mortgage I'll have more than enough.
>my housing, bills, rent, food and everything is paid for
I don't have a mortgage, I'm saving up to buy a house without a mortgage.
I save nearly every dollar. I probably spend about $500 a year on personal items but things like comp parts, games, etc I get for Christmas/Birthday. I'm also making an extra $11k pa on 6.1% term deposit on my $212k
>You just said you already have a mortgage
No I didn't. I said I'm saving up so I don't have to pay a mortgage.
Average wagecuck has so little time to improve themselves they can't read
So you've been on it for years. I will assume you're not a youth so I will further assume you're disabled.
I'd rather work than be disabled tbhfam
Pic related. It's you.
>what is managed funds
Again, 9 month deposits at 6.1% return.
This is always the saddest part. Wagecucks getting so upset that I've beaten their system they refuse to believe it even with proof presented to them. Maybe it's a coping mechanism? If they realised that I really am making all this money their life would feel like a sham.
is a good list of choices. Mine is actually a bit similar to yours. >>25936112 You called?
>YOU'RE NOT EARNING THAT MUCH
>Well yes I am, here's proof
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE LAZY SCUM!
Usually what wagecucks resort to when they get BTFO'd by me. My parents are fucking proud of me. Matter of fact, they're getting upset because I'm going to be moving out into my own (mortgage free) home in a few years. My mum burst into tears when I told them and she begged me to stay.
And I'm pretty sure the medicare law is set so you can't have over some amount of money in a bank account. And if he's declared autistic by the govt he needs round the clock care so it's a big red flag if he's supposedly buying a house.
>photoshop is proof
Doesn't matter what I show as proof, wagecucks will scream "NO THAT MIGHT BE SHOPPED I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT'S SO."
Nope, no limit on CL amount in bank account. My investment income is under 18k so no tax. I even said to a CL advisor I was buying a house to be sure I could do it and they supported the idea.
>"NO YOU'RE NOT EARNING THAT MUCH"
>"Yes I am, here's proof"
>"YEAH WELL YOUR FAMILY MUST BE ASHAMED"
>"Actually, they're not."
>"NO LALALALALA YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT"
That's weekly earnings. I earn a lump sum once a year in interest. Beyond that, no income means I get my whole payment.
That interest payoff week I don't get a payment from CL. But $11k+ makes up for that
No way you are getting 6% faggot. Savings rates are generally variable.
ANZ current variable rate is 1.8%.
Think about it, why the fuck would they pay you 4% over the RBA cash rate? Your neetybux ain't that special mate.
The fact remains though, you're living off the government and you are essentially a parasite to your country's economy, you probably don't go out enough to notice, but people will despise you, you will never have friends nor girlfriends.
You will do nothing with your life except subsist, you'll maybe have some VR/2D waifu bullshit in the next 30-40 years assuming your government doesn't outright ban them.
It's a pitiful existence to live.
Managed fund investment results in a higher term deposit on cash. I have 75% in cash at the higher rate, residual 25% is in stable foreign equity. Similar managed fund retirees move their superannuation into before retiring; safe and solid return.
I've been doing this for 8 years, you've been googling this for 8 minutes. I know more than you about this
>normies hate you therefore you're pitiful
If anything being hated by normans makes it worthwhile. Let's face it, if you're a robot you're never gonna be succesful. You're gonna be slaving away, getting scraps of what Chad gets and you're gonna be getting humiliated every day. If that's not more pitiful then being a NEET then I don't know what is.
>No CL assesses your assets including your investments when calculating your payments
Investments that are considered are those able to reap a financial return, such as my savings, though that is paid out in a lump sum and only affects a single fortnights pay which I usually get most of anyway due to working tax credits.
The only thing you know is how to jerk yourself to climax in less than a minute
Meanwhile guys with the jobs and drive that women admire and are attracted to will fuck all the women you pine over.
Stay kekked neetcuck
fact is, you're not making that money
you're stealing it from people who, misguided, think that they are earning it. But you're not making anything, eh.
You are cunning. But you're not brave. You're not even a parasite, because there is no healthy "host".
You are a cunning egoist, stealing benefits from people who could actually use it.
>he actually responded to OP seriously
>"YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED ABOUT GETTING NORMIES TAX DOLLAR"
I'm not stupid enough to get cucked by this false system of work. You work for me. I feel no shame in being the better off man in this arrangement.
Affects students, jobseekers. Not disability payments (read my faked autism)
I know CL inside and out. I've made sure this was legal. I make about 10 calls to them regarding my investments each year. They're aware and support my choices.
he's so mad he's now strawmanning and damagecontrolling
Again, please name the fund. Investments in a unitised fund are not generally considered to be cash investments as they are highly illiquid.
Please post your latest fund confirmation so we can verify.
Post proof of your qualifications. I mean it, I'll give every detail because that way, people can see that this is real if you can vouch for its validity. I usually give these details and nobody knows what they mean so it'll be good to talk to somebody who knows their stuff.
But it'll take me a while and it's not worth it if you can't back up your claim.
>worked 50 hour weeks for a few weeks
>boss gives me a hundred dollar bonus even though I'm salary
NEETcucks will never know this feel.
>Why would you ever allocate 75% cash under 65 yo?
Managed funds gradually move to cash investments from 58-retirement age to reduce risk during retirement periods.
I hope the FA is real. Because if he can post proof(and I'll assume he'll be honest and not intentionally spiteful when I prove my investments) it'll mean I have a way to prove this is real.
Doesn't matter what I post as proof, wagecucks try to refute it for their own sanity. So solid evidence like this would be great.
Lol, 100 dollar bonus?
40 hour week is norm
You worked 50 hours
How's it feel knowing your hard work is valued at 10/hour (not counting overtime)
Salaryfaggot can't stop sucking corporate dick.
>Implying you're learning anything
>you just spend the day fapping and gaming
>you wake up tired due to those lage night dota sessions
>no money to go out so you spend all day inside
>all your "friends" have long since moved on
>your parents don't really talk to you
>your dad's thousand yard stare at dinner says more than words ever could
>to them they never had a child
>it's alright mate maybe you'll be productive tomorrow
NEETS BTFO again
It's okay neetie, keep sucking my bennies from my dick, you'll make it one day or do an hero i guess
>Have an anime picture on my profile pic
>841 friends and earn 80kk a year as an engineer with two nice cars and my own apartment
>thinks using anime pictures automatically means you're a NEET failure
Baka fool, stop judging things superficially.
>23 living in fucking germoney neetbux is 263 yuros
end me now.
Different country, but I know that feel.
My biggest dream is a decent life without wageslavery, but it'll never happen. With my shitty job I'm probably gonna have to work till I'm 70 and don't have much joy in life left anway.
>He fell for the NEET meme
Seriously, these threads aren't actually made by real NEETs, they're made by people with jobs posting them when slacking off at work or off work. They're basically in-character trolling aimed at people who don't know about the meme.
They basically invent a character and it's usually ether some super privileged guy with a huge inheritance or rich parents supporting that allows them to live in luxury while doing fuck all or then it's someone living on benefits with a massive superiority complex despite just lying around all day eating sardines and shitposting here.
I should know because I used to make these threads and post in them and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if you went NEET inspired by them, my character was one of the "people" that inspired you.
>mfw "learning new field of science"
>mfw writing "upcoming novel"
>mfw implying anything with a pulse and/or self respect would go anywhere near your under-utilized genitals
>mfw "compose a symphony"
You are trolling hard, or your a pathological liar at best, delusional at worst. Thanks for the kek though
>work ~3 hours per day learning stuff i love
>get about $1500 per month from the government
>get to hang out with friends as much as I want
>fuck girls and have a good time
I was a neet for 3 years in between uni and finding a job. It's a pretty comfy life im not going to lie, but yeah unless you have a disability you're not going to get dank enough dole money to support yourselfn
Sorry to break it to you, but if you really imagined that most of the NEETs here are real people and not "wagies" playing a character, you're retarded.
They definitely are trolling, but they're doing so in-character.
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>Actually believes these threads aren't a meme meant to troll people who don't know about the meme
i know there are ppl who don't neet fucking virgin
Thanks, senpai. Unfortunately I don't know anyone who could get me a job. That's why I ended up in a shitty call center, only making slightly more than 1000 euros a month.
Right now my only hope is to win the lottery.
if neets are so happy, why do u have to brag/argue with wagecucks?
i would agree that most wagecucks hate their jobs, but imo being a neet is worse. doing nothing all the time is draining on the mind
>mfw i love my job
i feel sorry for both the neets and the wagecucks who can't get paid to do what they love (and don't give me
>hurr durr i love being a neet and i get paid neetbux
not the same thing, brother)
software engineer, but i work in R&D for a big company, so me and a very small team come up with our own projects, make whatever we want. our purpose is basically do to PR for the company by contributing to the open source community, which means working on virtually anything we want (specifically in the field of cloud computing). have contributed to projects such as Mesos, Kubernetes, Docker etc.
I work but still post these threads and shitpost in them
What you going to do about wagecuck?
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off.
Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole.
So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off.
Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid?
Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit.
Wooooo lawdy the RAGIE WAGIES are out in full force today boys. And once again they're getting absolutely, positively, unambiguously, irrevocably, undeniably, indisputably, unrelentingly, objectively BTFO.
Wagies are so hurt,mmad and upset thst they can't stop posting.
Mush mush wagie. Back to work.
>only 1 month left of money
This is it. Not sure if I'll just kill myself or just become homeless. I put myself in the hands of God.
NEETs, what is it like knowing no woman will ever be romantically interested in you? I mean I know your excuse is that all women are evil sluts and that's why they won't go out with a jobless loser that lives with his parents, but sooner or later even you will stop believing that.
What's it like living on borrowed time, when you know that sooner or later your caretakers will stop enabling an aspie to be a useless fatass? Eventually, your life will come to 2 choices. You can kill yourself, or you can go put and look for a job and become a wageslave yourself (except worse because now you're 30 years old with no social skills, no marketable skills, and you have no work history)
You'll be lucky to get a McJob at that point.
Honestly everyone I know gets incredibly bored when they have too much time off work and can't wait to get back out. I'm currently NEET and these are my feelings too. I've never been so depressed, stagnant as when I'm not working or going to school. I don't see how people can do this shit for years. I want to kill myself after a few months.
I'm back faggots, just finished work and I'm 200 bucks tax free richer, you mad neet fags? BTW is the OP still pretending he has a quarter of a million in the bank with 6 percent interest?