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>You're laughing at a meme
>Chad's making her scream
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>>25935396
Doin' both. Feels good mang. Not a wagecuck either.

>dontletyourdreamsbedreams.webm
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>>25935396
>It's 4am and you're getting Pizza Hut
>At the same time Chad's in her butt
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>>25935396
>You won't tell her how you fell cause you're too wussy
>Chad don't give a fuck, he's getting her pussy
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I'm living the dream, memes reign supreme.
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>>25935396

>You're tying your nose
>chad's fingering her loose
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>>25935515
>implying pizza hut is open at 4am
BTFO
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>>25935627
>At 4am you're cooking a frozen pizza whilst hankering for the Hut
>At the same time Chad's in her butt
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>You're sucking down ramen, avoiding the light
>Chad's getting sucked off by a qt delight
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>You're drinking beers alone and almost through the case
>Chad's unloading his cum on her face
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>You think about time you made her smile
>Tyrone & Jamal gangbangs her for a while
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>Chad's snorting at hentai and jacking his nob
>Oh wait, that's not CHAD. That's you, you dumb slob
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>>25935396
Well that's not accurate because the girl I like just finished work and is a virgin!
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>Chad fucks her from behind like stupid
>you're still browsing OkCupid
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>>25935890
>You think she's a saint
>Old Chad sprays her taint
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>you think your rejections are just a fad
>Chad fucks the 5th girl this week on his bed.
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>>25935938
Why do you guys fall for degenerate girls? I've never liked someone who gets dicked often.
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>you're in this thread
>Chad is getting head
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>You wonder if to her you even matter
>Chad's filling her up with his baby batter
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>you're heart is pounding, thinking could she be the one?

>She screams: "O CHAD BABY, PLEASE GIVE ME THAT CUM"
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>>25935955
>You're falling hard for the Pure Girl meme
>Chad pokes her anus with his peen
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>>25935396
>You're scrolling down the front page
>Chad's banging her with animalic rage
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>You've just cum from your fourth fap
>Chad's pounding her from behind as her buttcheeks clap
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>>25935396
>you're a nice guy,HER friend,HER rock
>chad's an asshole so she sucks his cock
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>You're drink away loneliness to the point of being sick
>She's guzzling Chad's cum straight from his dick
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>spent your night browsing image boards

>Chads fucking your mom while your dad sobs and records.
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>You're the loneliest being in the human race
>Chad's shooting his cum to cover her face
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>in a feels thread, wishing to die
>chad's giving her a creampie
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>Her ignoring your texts has made you a bawler
>Chad came in her butt now he won't even call her
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>you're a chad with no remorse
>some robot somewhere is jackin off to a horse
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>stay up late studying to do your best
>Chad fucks your lady and copies off your test.
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>you reply to other neets
>she's satisfying chad's needs
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>>25936298
>you reply to other neets
>Chad's rolling in her sheets
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>You gave her roses
>Chad gave her herpes
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Chad tosses and turns to the sound of thunder, but I've got watermelon to soothe my slumber
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>>25936312
>you reply to other neets
>with violence your oneitis chad treats
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>you hate women
>chad fucks them
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>Chad fucks her ass and makes her his cum bucket
>You microwave a donut, spread butter and fuck it
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>you use an onahole
>chad uses her every hole
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>you entertain her in class
>chad pounds her ass
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>>25936273
topkek fampai
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>you shitpost online
>she licks chads ass in no time
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>You're rubbing your dick on your 2D waifu.
>She's washing off her face the load Chad blew
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>you watch cute girls online
>chad fucks them in real life
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>>25935396
HOL UP
meme and scream rhyme? it's not maymay?
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>You chew a scone alone at home
>Chad moans in Rome -- she blew his bone
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>>25936491
Thanks dr seuss
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>You got a drop of mustard on
>Your favorite sweater vest, anon
>Chad gets some semen on his shoe
>She licks it clean and swallows, too
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>>25936477
No, it's pronounced meem. I used to pronounce it meh-m until someone corrected me
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>>25935463
fuck off with ur shitty shia labeouf memes back to reddit
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>>25936606
I pronounce it miimii
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>tfw I never liked a girl enough for it to bother me.
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>She sees you like a little bro
>She's Chad T's ninety-seventh hoe
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>>25935396

>you pretend you're the Chief
>Chad's making her queef
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>You talk for hours with her on Skype
>Chad drives her crazy laying pipe
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>She asks you to tie her shoe for her
>She asks Chad to stick it in her pooper
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>Your collection of Pepes is loved by all
>Chad bones her hard against the wall
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>he's plowing her pooper
>you think of becoming a school shooter
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>It's 12am and you're in alone in a drunken stupor
>It's 12am and Chad's in her pooper
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>>25936606
>>25937031
>meh-m
>miimii
damn these are cute.
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>You're preparing your single-portion dinner
>Chad's putting his thick cock in her
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>everything you do is meaningless
>because chad`s pounding her ass
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>>25935396
>you love these rhyme threads so much
>she loves when her mouth and Chad's dick touch
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>You think about finally writing that book
>Chad makes her cum with just a look
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>>25935947
Why the actual fuck did you think these rhyme.
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>you still cry when thinking about stacy
>while chad fingers her and rips her panty
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I love these Chad nursery rhymes.
They make me lol every time.
But that's always how it starts.
In 3 months time, it'll be as funny as a loose fart.
For you see Reddit lurks in shadows
To suck the fun out of every joke
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>>25937470
>you spend your time critiquing a rhyme
>while chad covers her face in his slime
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>You cannot fuck, you cannot rhyme
>Chad bangs her rawdog one more time
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>>25937502
Hahahahah. Fuck I can't handle it anymore. This is top tier OC
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>This thread 3wjhtvbytbfutbfjrnfnir
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>>25935396
>It's late at night and you're drinking whiskey
>Meanwhile her and chad are getting frisky
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>You squirt her where she takes a poo
>Oh wait, that's Chad -- that isn't YOU
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>You fantasize of her, wondering if she'll be a good mother
>She blows up Chad's phone, begging for another
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>You're saving money for a ring
>Chad pokes her tonsils with his thing
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>>25937584
DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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everyone in here is a fucking cuck
sassy cucks
but still cucks
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>You scream at your mother, "WE'RE OUT OF FEBREEZE"
>Chad gives your oneitis another disease
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She's not fucking anyone because she's a quiet NEET girl that didn't take advantage of her looks and youth and then she turned 30
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>You sit on the computer, laughing at frogs
>She kneels before Chad and wears what he sprogs
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>she texts "You're such a good friend, anon, the best in the world"
>while chad fuck, sucks and makes her toes curl
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you think of her fucking chad
that's just an excuse so you can feel sad
most girls are just bland and tranquil
except when around the bbc of shaquille.
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>to acknowledge robots she will not bother
>until she faces a man like Elliot Rodger
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>>25937644
Sounds perfect. Can I have her number?
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>>25937659
>whose aim is true, his throttle foot strong
>she won't be in this world for long
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>>25937644
>She gives you the kiss that you wanted so bad
>But she really can't stand it -- so she thinks of Chad
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>Chad fucks her butt
>You play Bloodborne
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>>25937664
All I'll give you is where she lives and she lives in New Smyrna Beach

>>25937677
I really do wish she thought of chad and tried to get more than one boyfriend and sex partner in her life
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>>25937698
>You sit at home playing Bloodborne
>Chad fucks her ass like he's starring in porn
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>>25935396
>You're watching beastman
>She swallowing chad's semen
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>>25937701
>Your honest feels have touched my soul
>Writing shit rhymes cannot make me whole

:(
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>>25937717
mine was better
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I'll never understand these threads.
Who is "she" and why the fuck should I care who's dick is in her mouth?
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>>25937757
your oneitis

OR

your future wife

OR

your mom.
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>>25937737
Yours didn't even rhyme, loser.
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>>25935962
This one got me. OC.
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>you suck her cock
>while Chad fucks your ass
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At least Chad will never touch mai waifu.
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>>25936339
this one made me kek the hardest, what the literal fuck
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>you shitpost master chief
>he's making her pussy queef
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>>25935624
>tying your nose

You deserve it, filth
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>Chad's about the seal the deal
>I'm going in for the kill
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>>25935396
>While you sit here jerking off the boipussy
>Chad's busting a nut all over her tushy
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>>25936335
Wow.. You fucking moron.
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This has to be the stupidest thing ever. Do you guys find this funny or like, motivation to not be losers? I don't get it

It's like a crowd of nerdy little kids sitting around laughing about how badly they got beat up while the bullies watch from afar. With that being said

>You're trying to make sense of what is said
>While Chad is busy getting mad head

;_;
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>>25935396
>you will buy her used shoes
>meanwhile chad stuffs her like a goose
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>She's the girl you adore
>She's Chad's little whore

such is life
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>>25940263
If you do not understand self deprivation humor than it is obvious your life is objectively worse and I feel sorry for you.
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>>25940313
self deprecation dumbass
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>>25940313
I understand self-deprecation it's just that this is a very weak, poor form of it. This is self-deprecation for people who are in the third grade, just learning how to rhyme.
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>>25935624
>Spend Friday morning tying my nose
>Can't smell anything all day
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>you make another internet meme, crude and dastardly
>meanwhile, Chad make her squirm and squeal in ecstasy

>quick anonette, take my hand, for the night is still young!
>alas, she has eyes for Chad, for his cock is well hung.

>hungry, tired, your heart is heavy and full of hurt
>Chad is fucking her so hard the wall is covered in her squirt
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>you wanted to marry
>chad got to popped her cherry
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>>25936232
I like this one.

FUKKEN ORGNAL
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>>25935396
>it's no secret and you know it all too well
>that Stacy is 24/7 on the cock carousel

>watching anime is your way of passing time
>hers is to get covered with Chad's penis-slime

>and while you read the book "how to be a good communicator"
>she is getting plowed by Chads mighty inseminator

>but know that things can't go on like this forever
>that she will lose interest of Chad, Tyrone and Trevor

>because when she's gotten older and also fat
>then no longer to fuck her wants the Chad

>thus after some time she comes to the shocking realization
>that increasingly harder becomes her body's monetization

>no longer she can simply get on her fours
>and after some pounding that meal ticket will be hers

>Stacy thinks "unacceptable!", "this cannot be!"
>"i should not have to look for men, they must come to me!"

>something has to happen or her future will look grim
>she needs some hapless man who will marry her on a whim

>suddenly a thought strikes the furious cock rider
>"what you need, dear Stacy, is a Beta-provider"

>a man who has never touched a pussy with his penile glans
>a man who out of desperation will become like wax in her hands

>a man whose opposition will disappear like fading mist
>after she shouts at him "you swine!", "you misogynist!"

>her plan must not fail for you are her source
>for all the money she will get after the divorce

>call her a whore, call her a demon
>but do never ever give her your semen

>for you will be cursed and have enslaved your soul
>when you stick your dick in Stacy's well used hole

an original poem for anon
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>To love her is your dream
>Chad is making her cream
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Stop...

stoppitybloxbloxstop
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>>25935396
>had a dream last night where I cucked my oneitis' boyfriend
>not just slept with my oneitis
>we took pictures in the dream and he found them
>he was so angry
>I had never been so happy
>I wake up
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>>25941937
>Guinea pig mouse
>Hologram in the smoke

fuck i kek'd, is this how the incas used to shitpost back in the day?
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