>You're laughing at a meme >Chad's making her scream

>>25935396
Doin' both. Feels good mang. Not a wagecuck either.

>dontletyourdreamsbedreams.webm

>>25935396
>It's 4am and you're getting Pizza Hut
>At the same time Chad's in her butt

>>25935396
>You won't tell her how you fell cause you're too wussy
>Chad don't give a fuck, he's getting her pussy

I'm living the dream, memes reign supreme.

>>25935396

>You're tying your nose
>chad's fingering her loose

>>25935515
>implying pizza hut is open at 4am
BTFO

>>25935627
>At 4am you're cooking a frozen pizza whilst hankering for the Hut
>At the same time Chad's in her butt

>You're sucking down ramen, avoiding the light
>Chad's getting sucked off by a qt delight

>You're drinking beers alone and almost through the case
>Chad's unloading his cum on her face

>You think about time you made her smile
>Tyrone & Jamal gangbangs her for a while

>Chad's snorting at hentai and jacking his nob
>Oh wait, that's not CHAD. That's you, you dumb slob

>>25935396
Well that's not accurate because the girl I like just finished work and is a virgin!

>Chad fucks her from behind like stupid
>you're still browsing OkCupid

>>25935890
>You think she's a saint
>Old Chad sprays her taint

>you think your rejections are just a fad
>Chad fucks the 5th girl this week on his bed.

>>25935938
Why do you guys fall for degenerate girls? I've never liked someone who gets dicked often.

>you're in this thread
>Chad is getting head

>You wonder if to her you even matter
>Chad's filling her up with his baby batter

>you're heart is pounding, thinking could she be the one?

>She screams: "O CHAD BABY, PLEASE GIVE ME THAT CUM"

>>25935955
>You're falling hard for the Pure Girl meme
>Chad pokes her anus with his peen

>>25935396
>You're scrolling down the front page
>Chad's banging her with animalic rage

>You've just cum from your fourth fap
>Chad's pounding her from behind as her buttcheeks clap

>>25935396
>you're a nice guy,HER friend,HER rock
>chad's an asshole so she sucks his cock

>You're drink away loneliness to the point of being sick
>She's guzzling Chad's cum straight from his dick

>spent your night browsing image boards

>Chads fucking your mom while your dad sobs and records.

>You're the loneliest being in the human race
>Chad's shooting his cum to cover her face

>in a feels thread, wishing to die
>chad's giving her a creampie

>Her ignoring your texts has made you a bawler
>Chad came in her butt now he won't even call her

>you're a chad with no remorse
>some robot somewhere is jackin off to a horse

>stay up late studying to do your best
>Chad fucks your lady and copies off your test.

>you reply to other neets
>she's satisfying chad's needs

>>25936298
>you reply to other neets
>Chad's rolling in her sheets

>You gave her roses
>Chad gave her herpes

Chad tosses and turns to the sound of thunder, but I've got watermelon to soothe my slumber

>>25936312
>you reply to other neets
>with violence your oneitis chad treats

>you hate women
>chad fucks them

>Chad fucks her ass and makes her his cum bucket
>You microwave a donut, spread butter and fuck it

>you use an onahole
>chad uses her every hole

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>you entertain her in class
>chad pounds her ass

>>25936273
topkek fampai

>you shitpost online
>she licks chads ass in no time

>You're rubbing your dick on your 2D waifu.
>She's washing off her face the load Chad blew

>you watch cute girls online
>chad fucks them in real life

>>25935396
HOL UP
meme and scream rhyme? it's not maymay?

>You chew a scone alone at home
>Chad moans in Rome -- she blew his bone

>>25936491
Thanks dr seuss

>You got a drop of mustard on
>Your favorite sweater vest, anon
>Chad gets some semen on his shoe
>She licks it clean and swallows, too

>>25936477
No, it's pronounced meem. I used to pronounce it meh-m until someone corrected me

>>25935463
fuck off with ur shitty shia labeouf memes back to reddit

>>25936606
I pronounce it miimii

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>tfw I never liked a girl enough for it to bother me.

>She sees you like a little bro
>She's Chad T's ninety-seventh hoe

>>25935396

>you pretend you're the Chief
>Chad's making her queef

>You talk for hours with her on Skype
>Chad drives her crazy laying pipe

>She asks you to tie her shoe for her
>She asks Chad to stick it in her pooper

>Your collection of Pepes is loved by all
>Chad bones her hard against the wall

>he's plowing her pooper
>you think of becoming a school shooter

>It's 12am and you're in alone in a drunken stupor
>It's 12am and Chad's in her pooper

>>25936606
>>25937031
>meh-m
>miimii
damn these are cute.

>You're preparing your single-portion dinner
>Chad's putting his thick cock in her

>everything you do is meaningless
>because chad`s pounding her ass

>>25935396
>you love these rhyme threads so much
>she loves when her mouth and Chad's dick touch

>You think about finally writing that book
>Chad makes her cum with just a look

>>25935947
Why the actual fuck did you think these rhyme.

>you still cry when thinking about stacy
>while chad fingers her and rips her panty

I love these Chad nursery rhymes.
They make me lol every time.
But that's always how it starts.
In 3 months time, it'll be as funny as a loose fart.
For you see Reddit lurks in shadows
To suck the fun out of every joke

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>>25937470
>you spend your time critiquing a rhyme
>while chad covers her face in his slime

>You cannot fuck, you cannot rhyme
>Chad bangs her rawdog one more time

>>25937502
Hahahahah. Fuck I can't handle it anymore. This is top tier OC

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>This thread 3wjhtvbytbfutbfjrnfnir

>>25935396
>It's late at night and you're drinking whiskey
>Meanwhile her and chad are getting frisky

>You squirt her where she takes a poo
>Oh wait, that's Chad -- that isn't YOU

>You fantasize of her, wondering if she'll be a good mother
>She blows up Chad's phone, begging for another

>You're saving money for a ring
>Chad pokes her tonsils with his thing

>>25937584
DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

everyone in here is a fucking cuck
sassy cucks
but still cucks

>You scream at your mother, "WE'RE OUT OF FEBREEZE"
>Chad gives your oneitis another disease

She's not fucking anyone because she's a quiet NEET girl that didn't take advantage of her looks and youth and then she turned 30

>You sit on the computer, laughing at frogs
>She kneels before Chad and wears what he sprogs

>she texts "You're such a good friend, anon, the best in the world"
>while chad fuck, sucks and makes her toes curl

you think of her fucking chad
that's just an excuse so you can feel sad
most girls are just bland and tranquil
except when around the bbc of shaquille.

>to acknowledge robots she will not bother
>until she faces a man like Elliot Rodger

>>25937644
Sounds perfect. Can I have her number?

>>25937659
>whose aim is true, his throttle foot strong
>she won't be in this world for long

>>25937644
>She gives you the kiss that you wanted so bad
>But she really can't stand it -- so she thinks of Chad

>Chad fucks her butt
>You play Bloodborne

>>25937664
All I'll give you is where she lives and she lives in New Smyrna Beach

>>25937677
I really do wish she thought of chad and tried to get more than one boyfriend and sex partner in her life

>>25937698
>You sit at home playing Bloodborne
>Chad fucks her ass like he's starring in porn

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>>25935396
>You're watching beastman
>She swallowing chad's semen

>>25937701
>Your honest feels have touched my soul
>Writing shit rhymes cannot make me whole

:(

>>25937717
mine was better

I'll never understand these threads.
Who is "she" and why the fuck should I care who's dick is in her mouth?

>>25937757
your oneitis

OR

your future wife

OR

your mom.

>>25937737
Yours didn't even rhyme, loser.

>>25935962
This one got me. OC.

>you suck her cock
>while Chad fucks your ass

At least Chad will never touch mai waifu.

>>25936339
this one made me kek the hardest, what the literal fuck

>you shitpost master chief
>he's making her pussy queef

>>25935624
>tying your nose

You deserve it, filth

>Chad's about the seal the deal
>I'm going in for the kill

>>25935396
>While you sit here jerking off the boipussy
>Chad's busting a nut all over her tushy

>>25936335
Wow.. You fucking moron.

This has to be the stupidest thing ever. Do you guys find this funny or like, motivation to not be losers? I don't get it

It's like a crowd of nerdy little kids sitting around laughing about how badly they got beat up while the bullies watch from afar. With that being said

>You're trying to make sense of what is said
>While Chad is busy getting mad head

;_;

>>25935396
>you will buy her used shoes
>meanwhile chad stuffs her like a goose

>She's the girl you adore
>She's Chad's little whore

such is life

>>25940263
If you do not understand self deprivation humor than it is obvious your life is objectively worse and I feel sorry for you.

>>25940313
self deprecation dumbass

>>25940313
I understand self-deprecation it's just that this is a very weak, poor form of it. This is self-deprecation for people who are in the third grade, just learning how to rhyme.

>>25935624
>Spend Friday morning tying my nose
>Can't smell anything all day

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>you make another internet meme, crude and dastardly
>meanwhile, Chad make her squirm and squeal in ecstasy

>quick anonette, take my hand, for the night is still young!
>alas, she has eyes for Chad, for his cock is well hung.

>hungry, tired, your heart is heavy and full of hurt
>Chad is fucking her so hard the wall is covered in her squirt

>you wanted to marry
>chad got to popped her cherry

>>25936232
I like this one.

FUKKEN ORGNAL

>>25935396
>it's no secret and you know it all too well
>that Stacy is 24/7 on the cock carousel

>watching anime is your way of passing time
>hers is to get covered with Chad's penis-slime

>and while you read the book "how to be a good communicator"
>she is getting plowed by Chads mighty inseminator

>but know that things can't go on like this forever
>that she will lose interest of Chad, Tyrone and Trevor

>because when she's gotten older and also fat
>then no longer to fuck her wants the Chad

>thus after some time she comes to the shocking realization
>that increasingly harder becomes her body's monetization

>no longer she can simply get on her fours
>and after some pounding that meal ticket will be hers

>Stacy thinks "unacceptable!", "this cannot be!"
>"i should not have to look for men, they must come to me!"

>something has to happen or her future will look grim
>she needs some hapless man who will marry her on a whim

>suddenly a thought strikes the furious cock rider
>"what you need, dear Stacy, is a Beta-provider"

>a man who has never touched a pussy with his penile glans
>a man who out of desperation will become like wax in her hands

>a man whose opposition will disappear like fading mist
>after she shouts at him "you swine!", "you misogynist!"

>her plan must not fail for you are her source
>for all the money she will get after the divorce

>call her a whore, call her a demon
>but do never ever give her your semen

>for you will be cursed and have enslaved your soul
>when you stick your dick in Stacy's well used hole

an original poem for anon

>To love her is your dream
>Chad is making her cream

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Stop...

stoppitybloxbloxstop

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>>25935396
>had a dream last night where I cucked my oneitis' boyfriend
>not just slept with my oneitis
>we took pictures in the dream and he found them
>he was so angry
>I had never been so happy
>I wake up

>>25941937
>Guinea pig mouse
>Hologram in the smoke

fuck i kek'd, is this how the incas used to shitpost back in the day?