Why are women like condoms?
They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick.
What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
my woman is like a god, I think about her but she doesn't exit
how are women like burgers?
because theyre fat.