>mfw my mom talks about how she knows i'll get married and give her grandkids
>grandmother tells me i could be a model
>mfw you hear the same shit every thanksgiving
part of me feels bad i let her down every year
>go to store with mom
>she tells me girls were flirting with me or that they referred to me as attractive/handsome
>discussing tax situation with parents
>tell them that the tax guy basically just told me the only way to get gouged less on taxes was to buy a house and get married
>"hey [tax guy] has a really cute daughter you know"
>Wake up early its 3pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my head into the wall and screaming tendies i want tendies
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in herr eyes she throws in my tendies and juice.
>I tell her icarly is on later so she better prepare the highest luxary goodboypoints can buy
>I make my way back to my bed exhausted from my journey across the room and back i rest
>my diaper seems almost full ill need a change before the big event later
>pondering what is going to happen in tonights episode i drift into slumber my little pony playing in the background
>I am awoken to mommy cleaning my piss jars up i tell her i need a diaper change aswell she nods with a look of disgust on her face
>Soon icarly will be on the grand event
>The theme songs starts playing i scream at mommy to hurry or ill murder her and feed her to out dog buttersnout
>Mommy enters my room she is dressed in appropriote apperal plad shorts converss sneekers and a hoodie her hair dyed the perfect shade of blonde.
>Now my Good boy favorite boy rivaled only by tendies and juice boxes begins
>I wait for a scene with sam in it my favorite icarly character zhe is the best i then have mommy do her special service to me and pretend its sam
>i came 6 times tonight it was the best i finish by blowing on sams i mean mommy butt and tell that dirty slut to go make me SOME FUCKING TENDIES
>she starts walking away when a sight i never witnessed before appears before my eyes SAM IN A BIKINI JUST SHOWED ON AIR OMG
>With a speed of appollo i move like a lion and grab mommy before she makes it out of my lair
>I throw her on my computer desk and did adult things to her more then i ever thought i could
>when km finally finished mommy isnt moving
>icarly is over i lay down and start watching adventure time
>covered in my special sauce mommy starts crying
>i tell her GO GET ME FUCKING TENDIES
>dumb stacies that sit behind me in college start moving their desks and kicking my chair while giggling
>''they probably like you anon''
>tfw mom says i'll get married soon after i get a job
>mfw like OP
>mfw she says I'm handsome too
I know women are delusional but seeing it firsthand with mom is a bit shocking.
Normalfags love tendieposting. There has probably been robots posting it too without considering how many normalfags it attracted.
These posts became a lot more attractive for normalfags with a simple catchphrase which allowed normalfags to come in here and post without having to learn much.
Tendies are the worst thing that has happened to /r9k/.
>mfw I got a gf and am not allowed here anymore
>tfw you have two sisters, so the pressure for grandkids is on them
>mfw my mom told me she's moving in with her batshit insane meth head boyfriend and I have to take up the house's rent or find an apartment of my own in two months
I-I'm gonna be okay, right guys?