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I honestly can't imagine how big of a fucking loser you'd have to be to not get laid in high school.

I was a fat, pimple-faced, meme-spouting, anime-shirt wearing, socially cringeworthy beta retard in high school, but even I managed to hook up with a goth girl and get laid in sequence for 9 months. Wanna know how I did it? I literally walked around to every girl at a party and asked if she wanted to french kiss. She wanted to, and we just sorta hooked up.

So tell me, robots, how in the everliving ball of fuck did you not manage to get in on the massive hormone pump'n'dump that took place?
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>>25933422

I was never that interested in sex. It doesn't concern me.
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>>25933450
And yet you're here.
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>>25933497

And so are you, what's your point?
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>>25933422
because it turns out lacking any social skills during your formative years prevents you from forming any relationship. who would have thought?
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>>25933511
I'm still obsessed with sex, as is anyone here.
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>>25933569

If I were "obsessed with sex" I would just hire an escort.
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>>25933422
Are you living in a Jonah Hill movie?
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>>25933422

>Depressed because of home life
>Every girl that came into my life (believe me, there was A LOT) I would put on my sad sack pity party
>They would try to fix me
>I would REE at them and tell them they "have it so good and they couldn't possibly relate


Years later I found out that basically every single girl that talked to me liked me, I just couldn't hold my anger long enough to have sex with them.
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Never really pursued it. Not really sure how people even went about pursuing it.
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>>25933616

I think the worst realization though is that everyone has troubles in their life, and even if someones troubles aren't as severe, they can be equally devastating.

This realization has helped me practice compassion and empathy in my adult life. I'm thankful for this realization. I wish I had realized it sooner.
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>>25933422
I dropped out. Before that I managed to be somewhat alright though if not admittedly skipping 1/3 of school days and failing I suppose?
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>>25933616
I had a similar thing too, at least in the first year of HS (which had been a continuation of the last two years of middle school), only I would threaten to kill their families or something. Last two years I was less of an autist and even fairly well liked in most circles (excluding a few chads and stacies, though most were alright with me, not sure how much of that was due to me being able to embarrass them in banter), but, like said above, never pursued.
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>>25933422
If it wasn't for her, you'd be a kv too
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>>25933422
Because my mom emotionally blackmailed me and never let me out of the house. I was also indoctrinated with going to hell if I had premarital sex. I was a social mess to be honest. One girl even rubbed her hand against my crotch and I just stood dumb founded staring at the board. I knew the implication, but just didn't know how to respond. Didn't help I was a virgin and everyone around was having sex. I felt I was behind everyone else and who would want me. Unsurprisingly it's no different now, expect now I'm 25.

Oh well...
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I was known as the weird, creepy kid. No girl would come within a mile of me.
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>had one relationship that I was pretty much pressured into
>fucked it up spectacularly
>either didn't notice or didn't care about any opportunities I had before or after that
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Does a footjob count?
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But I did get laid while I was in high school. Fucked a married chick I met on a MMO. She would suck me for literally as long as I wanted, I even fucked her in the ass.

Made her pregnant, but I made her abort it. I probably would not have done so if I were making the decision today. Oh well.
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>>25933422
In other words, you asked enough people until you ran into someone loose enough and without standards who'd fuck even a social failure such as yourself.

That doesn't really seem like an accomplishment, but well done I guess.
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Back then I actually valued virginity and actively fought to keep it.

Wew lad was that a mistake.
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I was never invited in parties. When school was over, i heard that there tons of parties and i didn't even know.
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>>25934042
I was constantly invited to parties but I was a good little ol' christian boy so the thought of being around alcohol and drugs while being underage scared me.
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I guess I just didn't but why does that matter now? no point in harping about the past. I'm perfectly content on dying a virgin and alone, I just come here because I find it amusing that these people think getting a girlfriend and/or having sex will fix them.
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>at a party

I guess you weren't such a loser after all
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>>25933616
The good thing there is, there are plenty of women interested in you (from the sounds of it), so youll have plenty of chances to try again after hitting that realization. :)
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>at a party
Fucking normie get the fuck out.
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>>25933422
Welp, ive still got a few months left of this fucking place.
I'm autistic and have nevewr been to a party
i'm a bit fat (definitely not obese)
my face is about 6/10 7/10 at best
i have shit fashion sense
I have no female friends and can barely talk to girls.

How the fuck do I pull it off and not ruin my reputation and lose the few friends I DO have while trying?
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>>25933422
>can't imagine how big of a fucking loser you'd have to be
Don't you know where the fuck you are?!
Go away.
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>>25933960
Michael Kron, is that you?
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>>25933422
>Because I have fucking standards you disgusting mess of a human being
>Also hit puberty late and socially awkward until 18
>I didn't get invited to normie parties
>Live in small town about 800 students at my high school
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It's not difficult as long as you aren't outside of every clique there is.
Though I did find my home eventually. It's alright now.
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