>work third shift in a restaurant
>tendies when ever I want
>no business whatsoever so I literally get paid to browse 4chan all night
>mumsy gives me GBP for every shift I work without getting in trouble
>spend my paychecks and GBP on more tendies
Feels good knowing I've beaten the system. Pic related, its my midnight tendies and ranch dipping sauce
ranch and honey mustard are the best tendies dipping sauces, you can't argue with fact anon
You are living the life anon. I wish I had free rein like that. Tbh it reminds me of this pic
Look at this god nectar and tell me that's true. It's orange glow washes over everything and creates a warming love. the only thing ranch is good for is making people obese.
>work at dairy queen
>make all the tendies i want because manager doesnt care
>have gained probably 20lbs since i started working there
I'm pissed the cotton candy blizzard isn't permanently on the menu. I haven't had one in years and it was the only reason I'd ever go to DQ
Jesus Christ I thought the whole tenders thing was just a meme but in this thread there are human beings that are actually arguing over which dipping sauce is best for their chicken tenders.
If you don't think pic related is tasty as fuck I don't know what to tell you.
I'm sorry that I want to add a little spice to my ranchies every once in a while, what's the harm in that? would you rather me have to settle for chipotle ranch? I'm a man of many ranch tastes, but chipotle ranch is not one of them.
did you ever stop and think that I would eat anything with ranch in it, we're not that different buffalo guy...just a two guys who feel strongly about differences sauces....thats all
If you want to add a little spice there are plenty of other options anon. You don't have to immediately go for the most degenerate pepper. I bet you like pepper jack cheese, too.
I'm lactose intolerant, cheese makes me sick and I can barely handle my incredible godly ranchjalapenos may be the most degenerate pepper but nothing care soil something as pure as ranch
dq guy here. ive only been working there about 6 months and when i first started we had a bit but it was disgusting. if they ever get it again make sure you get it when it first comes out. i remember someone asked for the cotton candy when i first started and it was literally rock solid in a dirty container in the back of the freezer. we put it under the heatlamp for the food so it would melt a little bit.
my location is pretty dirty tho