>you're on a train alone and this girl comes stomping down the aisle and sits across from you, not saying a word
>get phone out
>show le funny maymay from 2012
>grill laughs hysterically
>take her to dirty train toilet
>fuck her doggy style while she leans forward with her head down the toilet
>end up smiling creepily at her because of my fantasy
>she feels uncomfortable and moves to another seat
works every time
I am being honest with you la familia
I would say nothing, for a start she is probably 17 and 11 months old and chris hansen might pop out or something. Even if she was older I'd have no idea what to say, every qt makes it clear she wants me to stay part of the background, she probably gets hit on by creeps all the time, she would instantly assume I am one and I would only embarrass myself. I sometimes think I should be more confident and not care what society and tumblr thinks of me for bothering attractive women, it is within my rights, but I would just be wasting everyone's time, including my own, there is objectively no point. At best I should aim low and only bother potential belly gfs in my 1/10 range.
I never expected anything like this to happen, I look at Chad happily chatting up Stacies like a gray alien observing earth wildlife, I am not part of the equation at all and nor will I ever be, I have no idea how they do it, I have no idea what they feel when they look at each other, how they say what they say with all those inflections that make it seem so natural and real and why when I try to be sociable even to a nice old lady who I have nothing to be nervous about it comes out sounding artificial and sarcastic.
the correct answers
Anyone who would not do any of these things is not a robot, pure and simple.
Normally I would agree with headphone-anon, but my mp3 player is broken. So I would probably end up moving to another, empty, seat instead.
True, this is a very unrealistic scenario unless literally every other seat is taken. (In which case she looks like she's crying because she was forced to sit near some disgusting beta nobody.) Girls simply do not want us.
I'd say nothing. Retard probably sat across from me wanting attention and I'm not about to give her any.
Fuck her. Stupid twat. I've got better things to do then talk to her on a long train ride.
Just stare out the window as hard as I can and ask myself why this is happening and what I can do in the future to avoid it
I move away.