if you drink anything other than bud, you are a fedora-wearing faggot and thats why girls don't talk to you
>jack and coke
>captain and coke
certificate of participation:
>gin and tonic
You're either underage or deserve a Goy of the Year award for being so dedicated to shitty brands/meme drinks
>seriously defending bud
>when even yuengling is fucking cheaper
Proof that there are always contrarian retards.
been drinking for a long time, whenever i sit at a bar and people order a tap over four dollars i play an angry game of keno. those expensive drinks just make you seem like a peacocking asshat whose "above" everyone else at the bar who doesn't "know better". bud tastes amazing, its so good. corona with lime makes my dick hard. dogfishead is over-priced swill and harpoon IPA is great but way too expensive for comparable pale ales, to name a few.
genesee is the best. 3 dollars for a six pack. fuck yea.
>jack and coke
If you're going to ruin your whiskey with cloying sugar-water, at least throw some orange notes in there.
>ordering an old fashioned after 1931
>not understanding the origins of sours
>not understanding why its called old fashioned
>not understanding modern evolution of contemporary drink styles
sorry, my man, your fedora is on full tilt rn
Oh boy, the nightly "i like big boy drinks" thread posted exclusively by people that either are not old enough to drink or barely old enough to drink.
and in doing so ends up being the exact same thing. instead of looking down your nose at people who drink cheap drinks you're just looking down your nose at people who drink expensive drinks.
drink whatever you want, who cares
How to know a guy is a faggot
>drinks craft beer
>drinks diet version of beer
>mixed drinks (yes that includes Jack n Coke)
>drinking shots of anything but straight up whiskey
>chases with shots
>having shit taste
>drinki9ng watered down piss
solid drink choice, nice and neutral. I'm not a fan of sugary drinks (not compensating, they genuinely make my stomach hurt if I mix sugar with alcohol) and sometimes don't want to just drink whiskey straight.