if you drink anything other than bud, you are a fedora-wearing

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You're either underage or deserve a Goy of the Year award for being so dedicated to shitty brands/meme drinks

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>seriously defending bud
>when even yuengling is fucking cheaper

Proof that there are always contrarian retards.

>>25929290
been drinking for a long time, whenever i sit at a bar and people order a tap over four dollars i play an angry game of keno. those expensive drinks just make you seem like a peacocking asshat whose "above" everyone else at the bar who doesn't "know better". bud tastes amazing, its so good. corona with lime makes my dick hard. dogfishead is over-priced swill and harpoon IPA is great but way too expensive for comparable pale ales, to name a few.

genesee is the best. 3 dollars for a six pack. fuck yea.

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>>25929125
>jack and coke
If you're going to ruin your whiskey with cloying sugar-water, at least throw some orange notes in there.

>>25929445
>>25929333
Also this dude is correct. At $0.50/beer Genesee cannot be defeated.

>>25929445
>ordering an old fashioned after 1931
>not understanding the origins of sours
>not understanding why its called old fashioned
>not understanding modern evolution of contemporary drink styles

sorry, my man, your fedora is on full tilt rn

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Oh boy, the nightly "i like big boy drinks" thread posted exclusively by people that either are not old enough to drink or barely old enough to drink.

>>25929511
this thread is literally counter that

>>25929664
and in doing so ends up being the exact same thing. instead of looking down your nose at people who drink cheap drinks you're just looking down your nose at people who drink expensive drinks.

drink whatever you want, who cares

>>25929747
found the ipa drinker

tell me all about your friend's microbrews

I usually just drink tall boys of olde e (or Coors light if im putting on airs) out of a paper bag...

>>25929773
I don't really like ipas

>drinking
Discussion of normiehol should be a banable offense on this board. Everyone knows true robots smoke weed.

I drink jack and diet coke. Sugar doesn't exactly help you get drunk.

But drinking is haram

t. Muhammad

>>25929825
This is the true robot way to drink. Anon, might I suggest Steel Reserve Triple Export? As far as malt liquor goes, nothing is better at getting one drunk.

How to know a guy is a faggot

>drinks craft beer
>drinks diet version of beer
>anything fruity
>mixed drinks (yes that includes Jack n Coke)
>drinking shots of anything but straight up whiskey
>chases with shots
>frozen drinks

How to know a guy is an insecure pencildick

Posts this >>25930139

is gin and tonic bad i like it because of low calories

>>25929942
I smoke both cigs & weed and drink, all of it alone, daily. I can't go two days sober without feeling like shit.

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>having shit taste
>drinki9ng watered down piss

>captain and coke
Master race

I binge drank for a long time and i haven't had a drink in nearly two years.

It feels good.

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Shiner masterrace here

>>25929963
>Sugar does't exactly help you get drunk.

Lol'd. I'm just gonna take that as bait but a good one

>>25930187
solid drink choice, nice and neutral. I'm not a fan of sugary drinks (not compensating, they genuinely make my stomach hurt if I mix sugar with alcohol) and sometimes don't want to just drink whiskey straight.