So what are we supposed to fucking do?

laugh at goofy hyperbole

Apparently you install instagram.

>>25926897
It's a meme. These girls are trolling you good

>>25926914
oh, also, I should leave this link here if that image bugs you http://www.amhc.org/1-anxiety-disorders/article/24026-small-penis-syndrome-characteristics-and-self-help-treatment-suggestions

wait 3-4 decades for the sexbots to get here

>>25926897
Realize it's a joke and do something else.

>>25926897
Nothing because most women can't handle nine inches and struggle with even six inches.

t. 7.5x5.5 guy who has never been able to go balls deep in a girl. Feels bad man.

>>25927285
>tfw 7"x6"
>tfw HHKV

>>25926897
Realize it's a joke maybe ?
Most women wouldn't enjoy a 9 inches at all. Life is not a porn movie

>>25927043

This. Don't be so autistic, robits.

Legit its like saying when he's shorter than 6'6, its a bit much and either way it doesnt bother me at all. If she wants to get slit open by chad and then dumped thats her choice, i know im definately not gonna be the one to pick up the scraps and neither should anyone else, hoes need to learn

>mfw women think a 6 inch dick is 9 because Chad told them

>>25926897
Fisting.

>>25926897
Make a counter meme

>When the vag's diameter is great than 2 centimeters

Thats pretty funny. Whats the percentage on the amount of males with that size anyway? I'm gonna guess 5% tops.

>http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/vagina-size
>avg length of vaginas is no longer than a little under 4 inches
>MUH LENGTH
>I NEED A LONG DICK FOR MY MASSIVE TUBESOCK PUSSY
>YOU NEED WELL OVER 7 INCHES TO PLEASE A LADY
...

>>25928482
lol I think it's more like 0.01%

>>25926897

Beat the shit out of women.

All the solutions to our problems lie in giving women their comeuppance.

And that means returning their social/emotional violence with actual, physical violence.

>>25926944
>we've found what we've often noted is that the penises of the men writing to us are within the average range of penis size (length anyway)
>(length anyway)

tfw 6" pencil dick
FUCKMYSHITUP

>>25926944
What a load of motherfucking horseshit.

>>25928509
That's in an unaroused state. Any non-virgin with a dick longer than 4 inches knows they go a lot deeper.

>>25928734
>trust me guys, i ahve a massive schlong and all girls just squirm with bliss when i insert it. i go all the way in as their vagina actually forms to fit my massive penis
>the internal organs actually move upwards giving room for both length and girth of the largest penis
epic lad

>>25928405
This. Girls can measure shit. They think a 6 inch is at least 8

>>25928482
Probably less than 3%.

>>25926897
Not get triggered by images on Facebook.

Maybe if you were the kind of person with enough perseverance to keep trying at life even if you saw a dick joke on Facebook you wouldn't worry about such inane crap.

>people getting triggered by facebook images

why are you guys browsing this forum?

>>25926897
Not date thots

>>25926897
start measuring from your butthole like most people

>>25926897
That post is obviously a joke. /r9k/ dick insecurity threads are out of control

>>25926897
Why do you take what one cunt says as law for everyone else?

>>25927285
>tfw exact same measurements but always been able to go balls deep
Feels bad man, maybe I should stop ducking sluts

SHOOPITY DOO BUMPA ROO

>>25926897
>when fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

>>25926897
nothing. they will die alone or eventually settle.a dude with a 9 inch dick and good girth is like a young kate upton. they have a sea of options.if she was in you're league to begin with, she's not in theirs. the funny thing is most grills tend to overestimate themselves. a side effect of "every girl is beautiful" mentality many of them share.