You faggits are always complaining about >tfwnogf and crying about being alone or living with your parents. At least you can technically leave that life any time you wanted. True robots get married and their wives pay for their shit instead of their parents.
>Have chubby but pretty mexican wife 5 years older than me (I'm 24 she's 29)
>Into denying cultural Mexican gender roles
>She makes $16 USD an hour working full time and has great career
>I'm NEET, no degree, criminal record, can't get hired
>Stay home all day and browse /r9k/, smoke her weed, drink beer, fap, and play vidya
>Do the dishes and cook before she comes home
>She pays for my phone, rent, food, and alcohol
>All I have to do is fuck her and cook for her and pour her wine and I get 8 hours a day by myself to do whatever I want
>Only leave to go to the store down the street
>tfw ottermode and 9" cock
I'm the male version of a dumb hot chick with huge tits, I married for security and the ability to stay NEET and now I'm regretting it because there's a 19 year old black honey at the store that flirts with me and she definitely wants the D and I now have her number. Probably only a matter of time before I start cheating regularly.
It's nice being a house husband sometimes, but I'd rather trade it for financial independence. I married her last year and I'm already sick of her bitching. If I had financial independence, I'd probably leave and take half her stuff. No kids yet but she's 29 and it's only a matter of time before she demands them, I want kids, but I just don't want them with her.
who here trapped in a marriage? Any fellow homemakers?
FUCK YOU OP
YOU'RE LIVING MY DREAM YOU CUNT
I want a successful businessfu to cook and clean for, give her massage when she comes home from a long day at work and have a nice meal with her. I don't even care if she's fat ;_;
>When you get enough good boy points and bae gives you money for tendies
>being a slave for his wife = love
If OP loved his wife and wasn't bored, he wouldn't have the black store girls number.
Wife just got home and is taking a shit. Got mad at me for not doing the dishes, then when I started doing them, she got mad at me for not paying attention and talking to her about her day.
I fucking hate this shoot me plz before we renew a lease on our apartment.
Holy shit what poverty shit hole do you live in that that's a lot of money?im 23, I live in the Midwest, I make 45k, which is the median HOUSEHOLD income in my town and I know that still isn't that much.
She's going get into her 30's, realize she wants a kid, and realize she needs a man with a job.
Then you'll be out on your ass, a loser with no skills and no work history. If you don't end up homeless, you'll end up flipping burgers for the rest of your life.
I am. Wasn't able to attend college because of it, had to stay and take care of the baby so she could continue working.
Years later and now I'm fucked, if I tried to go back to college I'd be finishing at like 30 with no work experience. If she ever wants to separate I'm basically fucked, best I can hope for is alimony.
>hey guys, just be sexually attractive and cool and outgoing and you'll find a girl that will subsidize your lifestyle
no prob op I'll just go to the handsome face store
In retrospect it was pretty fucking awful to be out of the job for 3 months. espeically when you live with your friend and his fiance. although the house was consistently clean, never dishes to do, never needed to vacuum because I was always doing it, and always had well planned out meals for when my friend and his gf got home from work. it honestly sucked. it was thankless work. I didn't NEED to cook them anything but I did because I was fucking bored, did I ever get thanked? like the first two times then they started expecting dinner.
Felt more like i was someones bitch. Now maybe when youre in relationship and still get laid its not so bad but I wasn't getting anything out of it.
>19 year old black honey
Because that's worth throwing the ultimate robot lifestyle for