> walk into bathroom > see this what do you do?

See if fucking a feminine guy is as good as I imagined.

>>25922031
who the fuck takes their clothes off inside the shower

Why do I even bother anymore?

>>25922031
Turn 360 and walk out

Bd

>>25922068
> guy

that is a female with a cute little girlcock

I'm desperate, I don't even care.

>>25922031
Apologize to the faggot gentleman for intruding into his house and bathroom and thinking that it was mine, and politely leave before he tries to spray AIDS on me.

>>25922099

Oops! I was mistaken.

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>>25922099
Masking your homosexuality with femininity only makes you twice as much of a faggot, anon

>>25922031
Get a life your fags. People make mistakes. God i hate you people on this site. Get out and live life and youll realize sometimes people do crazy things while drunk. Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>25922031
bone-killer 3000
also back to /b/

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I'd probably have sex with a trap/tranny that's been on HRT for a long time. Why not? As long as they identify as a girl and don't have AIDS.

I instantly jump in the shower and start making out with her while stroking her cock

>it's a trap
>no, no trap can have an ass like that
>it must have a vagina
>it turns around
>FUCK

>>25922080
My exact thoughts.

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>>25922185
>focusing on or caring about grills
Anon I have a gf, she's aight. I know if I had nothing going on she'd leave me. I understand it's a trade off. Do well in life(financially obviously), enjoy the spoils.

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>>25922031
(S)he looks like a girl I used to have a crush on.
This is deeply unsettling

>>25922185
Good quality copy pasta

>>25922323
>no trap can have an ass like that
Mate its pretty fucking flat, of course its not going to have a vagina with it.

>>25922323
I don't know how to explain it but the ass is why I suspected it was a tranny in the first place

>>25922031
walk out

originalio commentio

>>25922031
got dammit this one finally got me, I usually wait before I touch my dick to make sure.

Am I now a hypocrite if I find this wrong?

>>25922031
Kill it, it's in my house for some reason so I know I have the means to dispose of it.
>not being able to tell immediately.
Never fooled, like a super power.

>>25922031
I would completely fail to mask my erection.

>retreat to bedroom
>grab glock 19 and detain at gunpoint
>yes i'd like to press charges

>trap
>tiny dick
what's the point of a trap if they can't fuck you with their monster dong?

>>25922665
>Am I now a hypocrite if I find this wrong?
No.

>>25922031
source op? where is this from I want to fap to it.

>>25923809
I uh, also need to know

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i am physically repulsive so your implication there would be some kind of sexual encounter is entirely misplaced.

'she' would probably scream and call me a pervert

Who are yo-

>see dick

Can you fuck off

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She/he's not gonna be able to sit down for days after I'm done with it,

>>25922031
shoot it

>>25922080

someone with a mental illness

pls be original

Ask him to marry me.

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>>25922031
start getting ready to fuck 'her,' then see his dick and bash his head into the god dam concrete for being a repulsive faggot.

someone post the webm of the trap who does that walk and then turns around to reveal her glorious man ass

Hey dad whats up?

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>>25926177
Is this the one you wanted?

Disengage the safety on my 1911 and put it out of its misery.

Deus vult.

>>25926690
yes, thank you good sir

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>>25926825
enjoy, you sick queer.

>>25922031
Get the fuck out of my house, fag.

>>25926690
Anybody knows her name?

This isn't my bathroom

>>25927202
aui_2000 is their online name