>mom asks me why I don't have a gf
>say that all the dating shit bores me and I find most girls uninteresting and shallow
>she gives me the look like I just killed a puppy
I'm not a manlet, but she probably thinks I'm a closet faggot.
Feels bad man.
Like she knows I hate fags (she does too), but she probably thinks I'm a closet case. Why can't she just comprehend that I don't want to date any girls and I'm not interested in men?
Hey, I kind of need some help. My practice girlfriend is coming over tonight to apparently fuck. I think I am too scared. Cannot get an erection. Wat do?
>mom says that I'll find a pretty girl to marry and have a bunch of cute kids
>say that I want neither marriage nor children
>Mom looks hurt. 'Are you gay?'
>Nope. Marriage is bad, girls aren't that good either and children are a drag.
>gets redfaced, vexed
>goes on a rant about how I'm an ungrateful, selfish piece of shit.
>calls me a misogynist, loser and a bad son.
>says she deserves to go to my wedding and play with my children
>feel kinda bad but pokerface throughout
>It's selfish to not want to bring a life into the world with the likelihood that it will have a shitty time all for your personal pleasure and the ego of your parents
She doesn't deserve shit.
a fat or ugly chick
I would get one, but I have too big of a self esteem to actually go through it. And I would be mocked more if had a gf like that rather than when I was single.
>Mother keeps going on about how I'm certain to hit it off with some girl that likes vidya as much as I do.
>Have to resist telling her that I'm putting up with that level of crazy regardless of desperation levels.
>last christmas during large italian style family feast
>all my aunts and uncles discussing their sons/daughters dating life
>over hear "what about you ____, how is ____ doing?" to my mom as I'm pouring a glass of soda
>all of the sudden my mom gets up crying with her hands in her face and runs out of the room sobbing
>grandmother and grandfather give me an evil look of disgust
she knows thats not the reason. so do i, so do you.
youre like one of these stuttering school schooters who try to go out of court with a cool line but its just "a-a-a-and n-now i jerk off to the me-me-memory"
> 25yo kv
> mom tries to talk about my dating-life & gfs from time to time
> spring last year; I've had it
> "mom, I'm sorry, girls hate me and i'm scared as fuck of them. Please forgive me but if you want grand-kids you're gonna have to keep pushing my brother"
she actually stopped trying to talk about it
we still get along pretty well
Problem is deep down she will never except that and look at it as an excuse. She things you're gay 100%. It is not natural at all for a 25 year old male to not be chasing pussy 24/7 and getting girls as long as you're not deformed.
We hate HOW they go about it. Cheating, being antagonistic, giving anon false assurances that she loves him and will never leave for Chad are how you treat/leave someone horribly.
I'm up front with my practice gfs. I tell them that I'm not looking for a serious relationship just a girl to share fun times with. I never cheat or antagonise them when I want to end the relationship. Nearly every time the relationship ends amicably.
>mom gets extremely concerned because I'm 23 and single without ever bringing a gf home to meet her
>unknown to me talks to all of her friend trying to find a girl willing to date me
>comes home one time with a cutie black girl saying "I should get to know her she interested in me"
>find out we're both weebs so we have common ground to build something on
>over the course of 3 months actually start dating, hanging out all the time at my house
>one time she brings over her cosplay outfit and we end up screwing like rabbits because I thought it was hot
>in the middle of it my mom opens the door asking if gf is going to stay for dinner
>closes the door
>at dinner later one me and gf are kind red faced because getting walked in on was embaressing
>mom simply said "I cant say I'm disappointed, because i'm not. but costume sex?"
>couldn't keep a straight face and lost it laughing.
You should bend her over and have your way with her
>tfw no arranged marriages
>tfw parents will never assign me a qt3.14gf to marry
>best we can hope for now is government funded hookers for sexually frustrated male virgins who might commit mass shooting
this is why we must defend the patriarchy
>Work your whole life just to one day have kids who you can take care of and hope they lead a normal life
>Do everything you can to support them, make sure they always have a roof over their heads
>They refuse to integrate into society
>All you want is for them to be normal
>Feel sad when they tell you they will never marry or have kids
>Feels like you've failed in your life
>not sure what to do with yourself, love your son so much but feels like you've failed
>The mother is in the wrong here.
Tell her you want to fuck, so that she knows you will have a bone to pick with her
My first time i couldnt even boner because i was not trying to be rude, but if you know ur gonna and u affirm with her u will fuck her, and she is mutual to it, then the devil will guide your cock
think i post satsuki for no reason?
her ass is pretty nice. not out of control huge like a lot of black girls asses are.
That's a nice story you got there, but it doesn't fit. I'm sure the original was biased enough in his post, but he didn't mention that the mother felt personally responsible for his failings; she threw the blame on him.
She was wrong in calling him selfish, not necessarily because he's not selfish, he is, but because she assumes her wants are both altruistic and greater than his own simply because she raised him. It was her desire to have a son. Can you argue that he's more selfish than his mother for not wanting children on the basis that he's not capable of raising them? The difference between them is that his mother raised a son and failed. Not only that, but as a parent she should have recognized that there was a potential for failure and still she blamed him entirely for it. Him making the call that he's not ready for either marriage or children saves the potential downfall that either could create. He doesn't need to have a wife or a kid to be certain of that.