Here's a little tip for you and all of your schizophrenic friends
Oh shit, I didn't notice that.
Here's a different pic.
She is already claimed forever but since im bored.
Tomoko belongs to Cebruz!
superior clone coming through
claimed as always
> tfw jessica
> tfw she is so beautiful
> tfw you play as her almost every time you play
> tfw you imagine being with her from near the beginning of the zombie attack
> tfw you imagine her rescuing you on barlowe street
> tfw you imagine her telling you that she might know how to get the cure from biotec
> tfw the two of you go inside and fight your way through the zombies
> tfw you escape with the cure but the helicopter crashes
> tfw you spend nights cuddling with her on top of apartment buildings with old tattered army blankets
> tfw at first she doesn't like you, but slowly you connect over your past experiences while sitting there on the concrete in the cold darkness
> tfw eventually she gives in and you kiss her for the first time
> tfw she is yours forever
I may be a 26 year man who has never even kissed a woman, but there is no one I would rather give myself to than Jessica. I imagine I am with her every night, I warm my pillowcase and cuddle my pillow pretending it is her. Sometimes I talk to her.
Last night I pretended I was with her, with my hand in her hair, feeling her warm scalp under my fingers, another arm draped over her waist, pulling her close to me. Feeling her breasts smoosh against my chest, and looking into her eyes, promising her that nothing will ever hurt her.
It's the best I'll ever get but honestly I don't mind too much anymore.
>inb4 cartoons can't be waifus.
I know, but is the most similar thing, I guess.
>not calling her Tuturu
Your claim is nulled.
>claiming her in a preferred form
This man is a waifu pioneer.
clothing like that always makes me turned on but from a real world standpoint would probably be something weird to look at. Like a shirt with built in bra cups that put emphasis the entire breasts shape would probably be a challenge to put on. Like you'd have to push the breast into the shirt slot like a hand in a sleeve.
I'll always be here to ensure my claim to Midna.
>ywn be a cute girl that hangs our with akari and the gang after school having wacky sexually tense adventures
I've lost sight of my waifu. I don't mean to say I've taken another woman's hand. but rather there was never one there to begin with.
I win. This pleases me.
You quick motherfucker!
Oh well, claiming the borderline yandere then.
>tfw it keeps happening
Next time I'll win.
you can keep midna then
but you will never have the aran
My claim to Midna is just. It is founded upon 2,555 files related to her. That foundation grows stronger every day.
one day you will let your guard down,
Who here /westernwaifu/
you wouldn't happen to be in that ruby gloom thread on /co/ would you?
But sorry lad, I already claimed her
Midna is mine by right of conquest. Even if you manage to "claim" her before me, that claim falls to my determination. I will have every picture, every video, every flash, every moment of Midna in my life.
What /co/ do you go on? 8 chan? By the way, I called your waifu worst girl. Good, but still worst
I know two waifus ruin your laifu. But what about 3D girl friend? It's not really cheating if your waifu doesn't know right guys?
>cheating on your waifu
>with a 3D pig disgusting whore
This is the response I though I would get. Now here's the other problem. How do I tell my normie 3D girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because I have to stay loyal to my waifu?
>ywn cuddle your waifu while wearing adorable animal onesies
That's how it is right know only thing is my waifu doesn't know about the 3D girl.
Stop tarnishing your waifu's image by being with a 3DPD. You've disgraced her, so you might as well just stick with the 3DPD.
>tfw abandoned my waifu for a 3d slut
>3d slut ended up cheating on me
I tried to crawl back to my waifu but she wanted nothing to do with me. I hate myself so much.
>liking an obnoxious Jew monkey
Not even once kid
>being with a girl you can't tell everything to
It will only end in tears
Randlet is my waifu
Best girl has been claimed. DELETE THIS THREAD NOW.
i love her and listen to her music everyday
>3d > 2d
Ok, you are entitled to your shit opinion
>this is my waifu
No, that is you crush, normie
There needs to be more Meiko hentai manga.
would the manga go as far as having Meiko actually lactate?
Not him, but I like her cause she stuck with Mituna even despite he became a veggie. They are pretty much the most loyal couple in the series, despite being permanently teen hormone raging trolls on top of it. Very impressive. Even if she's putting on half of what her personality is, she's def a good friend/person, being radical on top of that is just extra fun.
Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
>tfw i'll never hear her voice ever again ;_;
She's lewd by virtue of being drop dead gorgeous while wearing sexy, stylish clothing. However, she's a pure maiden through and through.
Does the objectification of women seem funny to you?
Too bad she was already claimed... by ME!
I never claimed her. I just love prison school
>They are pretty much the most loyal couple in the series
>not pic related
>tfw waifu is so obscure that i don't even need to bother claiming her in these threads
feels good family
Well I can't deny that you have amazing taste anon.
I really enjoyed Kill la Kill. Funny, crazy, and pretty hype.
Big ass girl is Satsuki. She's best girl (for me) in that show. But I'm a pathetic little sub, so what do I know?
100% Original senpaitachi feast your eyes on this useless text
Definitely. Like anything else, the fans/haters are the worst part of something.
RIN RIN FTW
The thing is she is not a teacher. Everyone in the show is really overdeveloped, with Meiko being the most extreme case.
But still, trust me, it's probably the most fappable show to come around in 10 years or more.
It's hysterically funny dude.
Seriously it's GOAT-tier
Dont try to criticize what you can't understand.
REEEEEEEEE GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY WAIFU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SHE'S MINE
It is the funniest manga I've read without a doubt.
Shall I post more?
>comedy with the pacing and tension of a drama
Sorry by anime/manga standards it will never be mediocre.
It's too original to even describe it as "mediocre".
Meikos getting some 3D hentai made of her. I've already fapped to one, looking forward to this.
I also have hentai too
Quistis = meh
Quistis with MASSIVE HOOOUGEE TITS = boner
Meiko has a little bit of Bayonetta in there too.