One wish, no rules, anything but more wishes.
I would wish for 1 million big ones :^}
What about you guys?
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track
I looked round
And I knew there was no turning back
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you
Sound of the drums
Beating in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
for my grandparents to win enough money to pay off all their debts & bills and be able to retire with enough money to freely spend for the rest of their lives.
>id give up everything i have for this
>controlling their emotions
They're as mentally unstable as robots actually. Just playin in a different league but in the end it doesn't matter. I know a ton of batshit crazy normies
>mom and dad are normies
>sometimes they go out of the house, lol there is nothing there
>they get mad at me because i do nothing all day
>they dont know its my genetics even tho everyone of my ancestors held a job and got laid
I would wish that a completely flawless and objectively perfect God-Emperor would materialize on earth and rule all of humanity with perfect justice and percet wisdom, thus bringing the maximum possible amount of happiness and contentedness to as many people as possible on the earth, for the rest of eternity.
I'd wish to be able to copy the abilities and identities of fictional characters.
Makes life incredibly fun, but I'd avoid using god like characters because that's boring.
Wishing for money is absolutely retarded you can do anything you want. If you wished for something trivial like money you're a dumb NEET.
Why would anybody do anything but this?
I'd probably restrain myself for the first few millennia and just spawn in a bunch of cash or something. Like when you play the sims but only type in "motherlode" once cause you don't want to ruin the WHOLE game.
What I'd do probably for the first few centuries is completely fuck around with people. I'd pull umbrellas out of my empty pocket, when people blink I'd make things materialize. For example, I'd say I'm going to get takeout, and the person says okay. I'd materialize the takeout in my hand whilst they blink. I'd make it so it rains money in Africa, anyone who has a dick over 4" inches temporarily shrinks to 1", while mine is 1' long. I'd noclip and teleport a lot, etc
I'd just wish for the ability to control the flow of time. That pretty much nets me immortality, infinite money, the ability to get my ex back and treat her right this time, and damn near anything I could ever want. I could even probably travel through space that way if it stopped the meteorites whizzing through space and swiss cheesing me. Not sure how I'd deal with the vacuum and oxygen parts, but I have time to figure it out.
Any more qt pictures like that? Mah heart...
I would wish for everything to be okay
Something like forgetting this entire world and moving on
If you want to be able to control time without being affected by it you can't reach immortality though.
I'd pick the ability to control anything.
>make your coworker rape your boss
Would be fun
I was a stupid teenager who did a lot of things wrong, but I loved her more than anything. I still do. We would've been together five years this February and I'm going to go where we had our first date, sit by myself, and think about how things could've been different. All while reading the one letter she wrote me that escaped being burnt in my firepit.
She wouldn't be here. She's happy living in some apartment with her new bf and roomates listening to records. It's apparently "very perks of being a wallflower".
My cousin killed himself four days ago. I wish I'd had the guts to, like he did.
>implying you would continue being a muslim or a nigger once you go to heaven
Humans don't belong in heaven
We'd be transformed into some really cool lifeform that isn't disgusting