Police cars are outside. They are about to break in. I'll

Leave thread up on auto update. Hello popo. Are ya bussin that fagit that wiz smokin bongz on Skype earlier?

>>25917712
what have you done my son

Erase hard drive!!!!

>>25917815
What a dirty bong smoker

Anyways rip op

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>>25917712
kek, did they find ur cheeze pizza?

>>25917712

Fake and gay. In b4 150 comments.

>>25917712
>>25917712
Hi mum!

Hope this makes it to the news desu

>>25917712
Hey police people if you're reading this.

rest in peace OP

You can still commit suicide by sticking something metal in a power socket.

Running with a knife at a police officer may not work as a form of suicide, as at close quarters, there's a slight chance police will tackle you and instead make your life incredibly shit.

I suggest the power socket.

>>25917712

Kill the cops OP. Seriously, fuck the pigs. Stab them right in the face.

.... Hi CNN!

>>25918330
Fox business is the best network hands down. Please hire me

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Tell them about the Jews.

Hello BBC

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>>25917712
Anon, we don't have much time. Now, I can help you but you must do exactly as I say. Do you see the bathroom to your left? Go to it now.

>>25917712
Is this happening thread?

It's been a while

>>25918221
>You can still commit suicide by sticking something metal in a power socket.

He'll get an awful shock but won't die. There's only enough electricity in a house socket to kill a child, but not a full grown adult.

>>25917712
is that u Mike

fug da bolease xDDDD

>>25918503
Shut te fuck up faggot

>>25918461
What if he ducktapes the knife to his arm?

remember to put magnets on your computer harddrive and pour water all over it

Hello news
VOTE TRUMP 2016

>>25918373
Thank you I'm there. What next?

>>25918621
household sockets have anywhere from 15-20 amps you only need .1-.2amps to cause your heart to stop working. thats if the completed circuit goes through your vital organs though.
>tl:dr sockets can kill if conditions are met.

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>>25919022
Close the door. Crouch at the window. Wait for two pairs of feet to pass then count to 20. Open the window and crawl out.

THIS IS THE FBI, YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST, WE ARE TRACKING ALL YOUR IP ADDRESSES AND WILL BE THERE WITHIN THE HOUR. YOU ARE ALL GUILTY FOR ASSOCIATING WITH A FELON ON THE RUN AS WELL AS CP AND ABUSING THE WELFARE SYSTEM. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING OFF YOUR COMPUTER OR I WILL PERSONALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS. OUR TECH GUY JUST TOLD ME WE HAVE YOU ALL TRACED, SEE YOU SOON BOYS

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>>25919176
Good luck faggot, ill kill any cunts that come through my door

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>>25919078
>240V RMS across your body
>15-20 amps

>>25917712
Delete fucking everything now anon

>>25919078
M8 wtf are you talking about?

>>25919336
>>25919247
SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHAT YOU TWO SHITHEADS JUST SAID IS ILLEGAL, I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE JAMAL TREATS YOU TOO EXTRA SPECIAL WHEN HE'S POUNDING YOU IN YOUR ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKING SICK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

>>25919377
Top b8, i'd still kill a cop if he came into my house

>>25919377
>YOU MOTHER FUCKING SICK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

what did he mean by this?

>>25919410
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? I DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE WHILE I BEAT THE FAT OFF OF YOU COCKSUCKER

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>>25919176
>>25919377
try it, fucko

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>>25919458
Come and get me faggot

>>25918526
fuck you bootlicker piece of shit cocksucking faggot

>>25919478
>fuck you bootlicker piece of shit cocksucking faggot

and not an original insult was heard that day :^)

>>25919176
AM I BEING DETAINED

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>25918621
The socket will just short and spark, then die.
Maybe catch a carpet on fire?

>>25918621
Tbqh the circuit breaker would trip and then you would just have severe electrical burns

> 2 hours ago

OP is dead at this point, right?

>>25919814
Lmao good one

And nice conductor reference; that video was cringey af

>>25917712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrg3EiPOzjA

meanwhile at anons house

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we have a problem.