Police cars are outside. They are about to break in.
I'll miss you guys.
You can still commit suicide by sticking something metal in a power socket.
Running with a knife at a police officer may not work as a form of suicide, as at close quarters, there's a slight chance police will tackle you and instead make your life incredibly shit.
I suggest the power socket.
Anon, we don't have much time. Now, I can help you but you must do exactly as I say. Do you see the bathroom to your left? Go to it now.
>You can still commit suicide by sticking something metal in a power socket.
He'll get an awful shock but won't die. There's only enough electricity in a house socket to kill a child, but not a full grown adult.
household sockets have anywhere from 15-20 amps you only need .1-.2amps to cause your heart to stop working. thats if the completed circuit goes through your vital organs though.
>tl:dr sockets can kill if conditions are met.
Close the door. Crouch at the window. Wait for two pairs of feet to pass then count to 20. Open the window and crawl out.
THIS IS THE FBI, YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST, WE ARE TRACKING ALL YOUR IP ADDRESSES AND WILL BE THERE WITHIN THE HOUR. YOU ARE ALL GUILTY FOR ASSOCIATING WITH A FELON ON THE RUN AS WELL AS CP AND ABUSING THE WELFARE SYSTEM. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING OFF YOUR COMPUTER OR I WILL PERSONALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS. OUR TECH GUY JUST TOLD ME WE HAVE YOU ALL TRACED, SEE YOU SOON BOYS
Good luck faggot, ill kill any cunts that come through my door
SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHAT YOU TWO SHITHEADS JUST SAID IS ILLEGAL, I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE JAMAL TREATS YOU TOO EXTRA SPECIAL WHEN HE'S POUNDING YOU IN YOUR ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKING SICK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
try it, fucko