Idk but I love it. Nothing is more breathtaking than a beautiful pair of naked feet.
>you will never give a girl a foot massage
why go on
You can start working in a shoe shop. That way you can help grills put on shoes, and touch feets that way.
The bad side is that sometimes you touch guy feet, but you just have to mutter "no homo" to yourself.
>That way you can help grills put on shoes
That's weird as fuck dude. What kind of shoe shops do you go to where the male clerks help the girls put on their shoes?
and what if you got a boner
I guess you're right, it's not very common. They usually help little kids, which is kinda creepy.
The last time i bought my own shoes was like 4 years ago and the female clerk put my shoe on for me, so there's that.
if you're afraid to get a boner, just put the dick in the bit where the leg goes. I'tll be strapped in by the elastic so boners wont show.
I wish I was raised by feet, that'd be awesome. It sounds like the origin story of a superhero.
But the premise is nonsense. I actually learnes to start walking on my own a lot earlier than most babies do. And my mom has ugly feet so it's definitely not something that would alter my young mind.
>Why is it always girl feet?
Do you want boy feet ?
Because I'm heterosexual and women's feet are smother and more shapely. Most people on /r9k/ are heterosexual men.
And she's actually not fat or a "pig", she's just asian.
Hey senpai, Imma let you finish, but hairy legs are the best fetish ever.
>women's feet are smother and more shapely
Translation: the average female takes better care of her feet than the average male, and you prefer higher fat percentage.
>Most people on /r9k/ are heterosexual men.
You must be new here.
Better mods and reinstation of the robot got rid of a chunk of them, however.
>the average female takes better care of her feet than the average male
that's true but it's also not why i prefer women's feet. my gf took terrible care of her feet before she met me (they're pristine now though). men and women's feet are actually shaped different through puberty. feet (and hands) are literally the first things to change in boys and girls bodies during puberty. and this is why traps on 4chan always hide their feet and hands, because they know it's impossible to counteract the changes that male sex hormones did to their feet bones during puberty.
but it feels so RIGHT! like, it was meant to be.
that doesn't sound right but i dont know enough about bellybuttons to dispute it
It is. Google a female belly button then a male one, or look at your own.
Also fun fact: Your feet as just as long as your forearm, from the inside of the elbow to your wrist. This works for men and women.
>to sniff Emma Watson's feet for 10 seconds
she has good feet t.b.h
>be into sweaty feet
>girl sits down next to you and takes her boots off
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
Yeah dude feet are literally all perfect
More women have ugly feet that you think. It's like saying "Why are vaginas so perfect" when so many of them are loose ass roast beef. Yeah perfect feet are perfect but they are hard to find.
I agree senpai, I didn't catch the ironing
I want to procreate with these feet!
>W- a- are you... are you... you know. g- g- gay? That's a stinky boy! Not a pretty girl! That's icky!!!!!
>Not realizing some people are gay and don't care who knows