What would you do if you got turned into a girl for a day?

Shitpost on r9k all day

eat my own shit
I've always wanted to know what girl shit tastes like

>>25915671
Play with boobies.

Masturbate, take selfies, go out and blow all my cash on fetish outfits, take more selfies in them, have custom fap material forever.

>>25915671
Find out why I turned female so that I could stay female.

Get fucked hard by the biggest dick I could find

Why would you do anything else? You get one day and that's it. You know you'd regret not doing that.

>>25915671
my god her body is perfect.

>you will never touch her ever

>that dude's leg casually around his fucktoy he posts pictures of on the web

I have envy issues, and lust issues, makes me want to die

>>25915671
probably do nothing all day because my decisions would be greatly fucked by all of the estrogen overloading my brain.
and i'd be complete shit at videogames and anything else that requires complicated thought processes.

>>25915671
well im a tranny so i would make the day last forever

Masturbate
Grope my tits
Take tons of selfies
Go out shopping and buy the cutest/sluttiest dresses skirts and tops I could find.
Get fucked by a huge dick

Give myself a nice pat on the head and a nice hug

>>25915671
>complain about women being moral-less self serving creatures
>do the same thing if they were women for a day
/r9k/ everyone

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>record all 24hrs with myself
>become my own waifu
>cry deeply

Fug my friends. Maybe rape some of them if it comes down to it.

Spend the following day calling them homos and making fun of their performance.

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Sell my virginity for huge sum of money. Then do some camwhoring.

If I could be a girl for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a woman for a day

Now for one whole day, a woman I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me
If I could be a woman for a day

Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the girls do
If I could be a woman for a day

Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere
If I could be a woman for a day

Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job
If I could be a woman for a day

And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a woman for a day

But I can't be a woman, and I don't really have to be
'Cause girl, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a woman for a day

I don't wanna be a woman for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
'Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No, I'll never be a woman for a day

Am I turned into an attractive 10/10 or just the female version of me?
If the latter then I'll just continue to shitpost on 4chan, because i'd be 3/10 landwhale

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This shit is my fetish.

Get pregnant so I could remain a girl for even longer.

At least that's how it works in D&D, if you get turned into a girl and become pregnant, you can't turn back till having the baby.

>>25916087
anyone got sauce on this?

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