Wew, wagecuck. I just woke up. But I'm still really sleepy and tired. Good thing I don't have work or school?
There is no better feeling in the world than being in a comfy bed wrapped in sheets with the heater going.
Im also comfy in bed pounding beers....
but i just got off work an hour ago.
>full night of sleep
Anon is tired when waking up
Nice way of life faggot
blanket is also very warm and dry. Wagecucks probably have a cold and wet blanket because they cry themselves to sleep every night.
wagecuck here. just finished fucking my 80lb asian gf after coming home from working as medical researcher, creampied her pussy nice and good. The difference between me and you is that you fuck your hand and I fuck pussy, I will cure cancer and you won't. Have fun being a sloth, loser.
What happened when you woke up? Realised your boss needs a new yacht and needs you to work overtime? We wouldn't want to make your boss angry now, would we? Mush mush
ahhhhh I think I'll do a few hours of coffee and one-hitters to get myself started today. Play some vidya around 11 and have a very satisfying lunch. Washed down with coconut water, of course.
Ewww senpai, drink some aloe instead
>this guy doesn't want to cure cancer
found the healthcuck
>There is no better feeling in the world than being in a comfy bed wrapped in sheets with the heater going.
Zero life, zero prospects, zero appeal, zero hope, zero life experience and zero net worth. Wow, it sounds so fucking attractive. Enjoy living in shit and misery until your kill yourself.
>shouldn't you be shining schlomo's shoes right now?
I'm self-employed, NEETscum. What I make, I keep.
>Wagies. Will they ever learn?
We learned enough to go to college, get degrees, get jobs and make something of ourselves. What have you learned, apart from how to go on /r9k/ and post the same old NEET bleat every single day?
They haven't learned that because they're not actually NEETs, just people doing in-character trolling pretending to be them. All you're doing by responding to these threads and believing they're actually the pathetic cat food eating wastes of oxygen they pretend to be is egg them on. As long as you keep responding, they'll continue making these threads.
This is just the current meme thread for /r9k/ and I have to admit that for a few months I was right with them, pretending to be one of these wastes of space despite having an education and a cushy job. Now this this meme has been repeated over and over so many times it's just completely boring and dull. Kind of like the rare pepe threads that came before this meme.
>waggie actually brags about fucking an homosexual from thailand
now that's disgusting wagecuck, end yourself.