I may come into some money soon. If I do I could buy a small

>no women
>no gay
no thanks, your "compassion" sounds limited and conditional and reeks of pretentious feigned righteousness, very unwholesome.

>>25914133
Sounds good, but likely not in your country.

What the fuck is with christfags on every board

>>25914133

Sounds like the early plans for a cult where you end up spiking the punch

>>25914133
>No shitposting
>No jerking off
>Bible study

I thought part of growing up was now I don't have to go to fucking sunday school?

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>>25915096
>christfags

>>25915135
>neckbeard refers to 10 distinct groups on the internet
This meme is convoluted.

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Hmmm....

Seems legit.

>>25915153
Name the 10.

>no ac
>no heating
>no refrigeration, have to buy ice for ice box because we all eat vegetables and they wilt pretty quickly after harvesting
>wood fire stove maybe? Do we have to fell trees too? Do we have to replant them? That shit takes a long ass time

Just make beer or honey or some shit.

>>25915178
atheist
nerd
menimist
male feminist
redditer
4channer
anonymous people
any fat/hairy/ugly male
bronies
autists

There's probably more, I just said 10 because I know it's extremely overused.

>>25915178
Not him but atheists, agnostics, communists, fascists, democratic socialists, conservatives, libertarians, anarchists, Christians, neopagans, MRA, MGTOW, people who like classical music, people who like modern music, people who wear polo shirts, I've seen the fedora meme be used against all of them. It was probably some years ago now that it was exclusively a polemic against atheism. Now it's just a general insult like cuck.

>>25914133
I have a better proposal.
>no Internet, electricity.
>monastery would ideally be near a large amount of forest for foraging and hunting.
>monks cannot be in relationships, abstain from drinking and fapping.
>All monks wake up at 5 and begin their activities that sustains the monastery ie hunting/ cleaning/ foraging/ crafting.
>NO TECHNOLOGY, apart from medical based supplies allowed however anything developed within the monastery without outside help may be used (E. G. if we wanted to make a water wheel for basic electricity, we would have to mine the ores, smelt and craft it ourselves
> aside from chores sustaining the monastery, free time is split between meditation and each monk shall pick up an aspect of science to study in order to better themselves.
>money for the monastery may be procured from selling produce we grow or anything we hunt in the jungle (E. G. Excess hides that we have no further use of).
>obvs only males allowed, virgins given priority.
> upon entry everything you have on you will be stripped apart from glasses/ hearing aids etc and you will be given a simple set of clothes that you must take care of yourself.
> once you decide to leave the monastery, you may never return, only exceptions include visiting funerals or close family on their deathbed.
The above is just a general idea, will post more ideas if interest

>>25914133
Hey OP I actually grew up in a compound of a religious community a little similar to what you have in mind. (open to families though)

So if you have questions I maybe can be of assistance.

>No electricity, we lead a simple life with no electricity and we live off the food we grow

This one is just stupid though.
You can limit the electricity so that people may not use it for fun or private reasons.
But having warm water (that you don't need to boil first) - washing machines and a warm shower is worth a lot - and does not destroy the purpose of the whole thing.
not even mentioning preparing food

> inb4 Gas stoves

Will there be a shooting range? I want to practice for the Beta Uprising. Or Crusades, whatever you want to call it.

>>25915202
This. If you'd open a brewery I'd be there in a heart beat.

>>25914133
>study the bible
>no gays
>no electronics/ways of communication
Oooooh, this isn't a monastery is it.. You're advertising your "gay reconditioning center", aren't you? Isn't that illegal?

>>25915278
>4channer
>anonymous people
>any fat/hairy/ugly male
>bronies
>autists

these 5 only count as 1

I'd do it if you took bible studying out. I'd still feed the homeless, etc, but why can't we play card games or board games?

>>25916625
>we would have to mine the ores, smelt and craft it ourselves
Just like WoW. you fucking spastic

>>25916899
>why can't we play card games or board games?
Already the monastery is falling to degeneracy. You're not there to have a good time, you're there to suffer in imitation of Christ. Board games indeed.

>>25914133
Will it be a catholic monastry?