Oh don't be frightened little wagecuck!
I'm afraid that you are not my main concern this morning. No, my quarrel takes the form of a question to my fellow NEETs. Last night, or rather early this morning, as let my mind wander - like I often do when I sketch my notes for my memoir - this question arose: why do we only show wagekeks the error of their ways and not
schoolcucks? They are objectively worst than wagies; they're lambs knowingly walking towards the slaughter house.
So NEETs why do we not help them like we do wagecucks?
is a good question in my honest opinion.
Imagine if u said that to Chaim Shekelberg, aka el hefe, youd be lucky to make it out alive let alone keep your "job"
Is it really a job pushing zionist agenda? Silly wagies havent had a moment to philosophize in years im sure.
Schoolcucks are like little children. Little dumb babies who type their little papers all night in order to get a gold star from teachers. At least wagecucks know they're slaves, schoolcucks live in even deeper and more pathetic denial.
>Schoolcucks are like little children.
They ARE children.
You funny cunt.
this desu...im wagecuck as fuck (office desk job for huge corporation) and hae probably advanced as far i i can hope to with my education/skill set, but i never pass these threads by
>neetz gon neet
As long as you mean collegecucks, and not just kids who're still forced by law to go to school, then yeah, it's the same thing.
Also, what the fuck would even be in your memoirs? You haven't achieved anything worth memorising, no-one wants to read 100+ pages of how you sat at home for another day, no matter how much pushing the boundaries of art and science you did.
Hello there Reddit! You are clearly a schoolcuck who just found out about "that scary awful 4chan". All I can tell you is you aren't welcome here and you had better get back to studying, I'm sure you have homework due soon!
You don't get it, do you? I live a more fulfilling life than you ever will. My memoir contains my view of the human condition from a purely neutral perspective unhindered by any bias of your cucky world. Life happens in the mind, hefe.
ticktock goes the clock
Sure, and I was going to mention that even if you had some great arguments to add to a philosophical debate, then you wouldn't put them in your memoirs, you'd put them in a book dedicated to that.
It's impossible for anyone who lives in society to be purely neutral though, you're just writing with your own bias from the other side of that particular spectrum.
That being said, we both know you're not doing either of those, and this is just a shitpost thread, so I don't even know why the fuck I'm arguing this.
haha. Keep telling yourself I'm not gonna be more successful than you :3
>go on vacation to Europe
You couldn't pay me enough to do this.
Well, actually, for $1k a day, I'd probably do it.
>a decent gaming computer
>implying any of the new games is worth playing
You're a funny guy, wagecuck.
its a lot of work dammit.
i got graduated last year but aaaahh fuck that slave shit.
i dont wanna work in that shit you are like the slave of the nurse so fuck it the only good thing of that is that you know about biology anatomy and shit. and of course the whores. alot of whores.
i dont wanna work that shit im gonna work in some lazy shit. thats why i wanna study nursery next year f4m ...
i like whores.
All that really says to me is that you keep a shitty diary about how you wish you weren't NEET anymore, along with some fucking obvious thoughts.
You really think that saying "People talk about things to express their opinions" is some groundbreaking view of the world?
No-one cares about the shitty diary of some retard who failed at realising his dreams in life, and now thinks that makes him a great philosopher.
I do like your handwriting though.
>woke up late
>rushed to class
>10 minutes late
>no one there
>remember we have class in one room on Tuesday and another on Thursday DESPITE THE ROOM I WENT TO CLEARLY BEING OPEN
>rush to other one
>no one there except some dude that isn't my teacher
>"...I assume our class was cancelled"
>[visibly annoyed] "yeah"
Apparently I got an email at 7 in the morning informing the class that our teacher had a migraine and class was cancelled. Class was at 8. I think I'm gonna apply for autismbux
They're just drafts, senpai. Completely blind and unedited writing, outlines of something greater if you will.
I'm perfectly aware of that, there's just nothing worth reading in them. It's the diary of someone with nothing special about them, yet thinks they're a lot more than they actually are, and it reads that way.
It's fine to keep a diary, but don't act like your shitty barely past adolescent ramblings are anything more than just that, or ever will be. It's both cliche and pretentious from what I'm seeing.
Writing a few paragraphs of whatever the fuck is the first thing on your mind is hardly a great, fulfilling task, either, it couldn't take more than half an hour or so, meaning you're just fucking around for the rest of the day.
Life's shit for pretty much everyone really, but living as a parasite with no way to distract yourself from the inherent shittiness of life is hardly the path to fucking nirvana.
For the same reason we don't educate professional, qualified Subway Sandwich Artists. We need someone to make our delicious food. Where do you think schoolcucks go after they complete their studies?
I was NEET for a few years, stopped doing that when I felt like fucking killing myself pretty much 24/7. Now I just attend uni part time for a topic I enjoy, and perform gigs at local pubs.
Life's still fucking shit, but at least there's more upsides to take away from that, as opposed to being stuck with nothing but my own thoughts and desires (not in an edgy way, as in you lose motivation to do shit after a while).
Holy shit, I missed that actually. Is there even any point boasting about being NEET at 18? You've been out of school for like two months, max, assuming you were 18 at the end of high school like people normally are. Uni/College hasn't even started up again for anyone as far as I know, in Australia 90% of students are still on holidays.
Doesn't really count OP.
OP, I've thought about quitting my wagecuck job and going full NEET. What are NEETbux, unemployment? How much does that actually amount to?
>inb4 OP just graduated high school and is on an extended winter break at mommy and daddy's
Maybe, don't really think I've done much in the last few years to warrant that title though. Not sure where you're drawing that from though, especially the wagecuck part, I just live off whatever cash I get from playing, as well as payments I get for being a student, even though I only go a couple days a week.
I came from reddit. It was a New years resolution to stop going to that site. I think I found a new home here, thanks for welcoming me r9k. How are you today?
Anon, can you actually read? I clearly said I mainly live off whatever I'm given by the government for being a student (as in unemployment type money), as well as whatever else I choose to earn by playing, which is entirely disposable income.
>barely enough for food
That depends on your country, your type of autism, and on your ability to cook instead of eating out every day. I managed to survive one year so far on 800$ autismbux a month, while renting a one bed apartment, and it isn't so bad.
only on a place like /r9k/ could deluded, worthless, bitter virgins think that they are in any position to cast a stone on any group
the government literally pays me to study my degree, then go to bars on the weekend (and weekdays since im a student) to get drunk with my mates and pick up birds.
literally lmao'ing at your life
So if I (probably) have zero autism, and would just be on regular unemployment bux, I'd probably be in a bind.
I do cook most al of my food with fresh produce and meats, so no shitty eating out.
Which one, the darkest blue, New York? Since NYC is so densely and highly populated, and one of the most expensive places to live in the country, my guess is the majority of millenials there still live with their senpai
That's quite nice handwriting. My handwriting looks like someone shaved their pubes onto a piece of paper and tried to arrange them roughly into lines
Also... computer science isn't programming, it's the mathematical theory that underpins computing. Its possible to do a computer science degree and graduate without being able to pass the most basic coding exercise for a job. And its possible to write pretty decent programs without knowing any (or much) computer science theory.
There's plenty of resources to learn programming though, so just go learn it and make something.
Guess what. Once more, as always, wagies are hurt, mad and upset. They are btfo 24 / 7 and on suicide watch.
But that's just how it goes. Mush mush.
You're posting pepe reactions, of which you likely have many, on a board known for being full of social failures, asking them to insult you.
There's a good chance you're doing this to get off, which is seriously disgusting, but even if you aren't it's pretty sad and pathetic that you're even asking such a thing.
You probably spend all your time on a computer, are a disappointment to your parents and never accomplished anything proper in life. You'll always be one of those people who just makes it by somehow, "living" your life day to day in your bedroom, frogposting all alone.
I know full well what's in store for me. The kicker is, I'll be 40 or so by then and at that age you're no longer able to enjoy things no matter what your situation is.
So yeah, I'll have my fun while it lasts and you can slave your best years of life away.
>MFW I enjoy what I do at school and my estimated salary is 70,000
Computer science is the best degree.
I like how you lazy sardine eating motherfuckers always avoid valid questions and statements. What will you do when your parents die and you find out your goverment check is too small to survive
Do they? The average rent in my state is about 1,000 a month. If you spend 60 dollars on food a week, as well as money for internet, phone power and water that's at least 20,000 a year. Does the government really pay out almost 2000 a month for people to do nothing?
I've been in the class for a month. Storm and spark are hard man.
Well, it's the truth. I'm approaching my 30s and I can already tell it's coming.
If you think you're getting a good deal by trading your youth for a handful of good goy tokens, think again.
They're not actually the sardine eating sacks of shit they claim to be. They're actually just regular working joes coming here and shitposting while in character to annoy people who don't know this.
I should know this because like many people on /r9k/ who actually have a job and support themselves, I used to make these threads and post in them. After months of having at least one thread up on the first page these threads just bore me. The whole NEET meme has just been used to death.
There's a few telltale signs of when you know it's just someone in character rather than an actual leech. The easiest one to spot is shilling for the current meme food. Right now it's sardines and catfood, before that it was subway sandwiches and originally it was chicken nuggets, or "tendies" as they called them. Another easy-to-spot sign is the person just taking the "I'm better than everyone else" act too far. Finally there's the ones who just fail at the act of acting superior and try to use meme-tier books to prove how sophisticated they are.
No, he's just slightly annoyed as he's new and doesn't really know that the NEET meme is only about annoying people who don't know about the meme.
It generally involves going to work and posting these threads and in these threads when he's not busy or when he's off work. There's people here from plenty of timezones meaning that there's always going to be people posting these threads.
You do realize this is satire right?
Don't get me wrong though, you've fallen for it, so keep going. You're like those retards who reply to the fem bot threads or the >tfw no bf threads seriously. You're the type to use the term normie seriously.
Because they actually get nice , low-stress jobs (aside from medical positions) jobs if you didn't a shit lib arts major or useless STEM major like Biology
t. process engineer with self-employed engie, code monkey, and doctor colleagues
These aren't autists. They're wannabe 4channers who think its cool to fit in with "robots", probably heard about this place in 2012 after some butthurt liberals lambasted the place over a pedo thread that deleted itself within 10 minutes of sage spam. The actual "robots" are so far down the rabbit hole they don't even see the point in posting here, or have no where else to go.
>using lol unironically
A few here and there, but most of them have moved on to alternative chans like the one that's been word filtered after people started spamming ads for it.
These NEET meme threads are literally all normies doing in-character trolling to piss off people who are new to /r9k/ and don't know about the meme.
I've always enjoyed these threads very much and I adore laughing at wagekeks. Though, I won't permit you to touch the STEM master race (doesn't include memeshit like Psych and Kinesiology)
We pave the way for future generations, while also getting great money in something we like to do! Right now I'm studying high-energy particle physics with some physics majors, which was a great segway from my previous regiochemistry and effective synthesis research (this is huge in the dyestuffs industry. if any of you are doing Chem or ChemE, you can get rich if you dedicate yourself to this)
I also went to another job fair a week ago for fun. It was funny seeing the wagekek recruiters trip on themselves with trying to hire me and my peers. (ChemEng) I got two solid job offers for when I graduate. I told them I'd call. All of this is, of course, diffused with my daily cosumption of high-quality literature. I'm actually reading Baudelaire, at the moment. Wonderful poetry.
Liberal arts cucks are the most pathetic of all, though. I look forward to ridiculing them together with you, NEETfriend.
If you don't know anything about it you aren't a robot, you don't belong anywhere else but here. Theres a reason they moved. Its because of anons like you and the anons who reply to OP's thread genuinely, ontop of the fact that Moot cucked us and already sold 4chan out to FBI a while back, so its not an anon image board, +SJW moderation in effect banning posts that were typically fine, and now this place is so mainstream you see actual "normies" posting everywhere, especially /soc/.
>As an actual robot
As opposed to what? Someone who isn't an "actual robot"? What the fuck is an actual robot anyway? Who the FUCK cares about labels? I'll tell you who: you. We just wanted to post anonymously without caring about everything else, but along come people who want labels, who want to be a part of something, who need to shove their ideologies and retarded ways of thinking on us *cough* Thanks Anita *cough*, along come girls who lose their advantage in life because were anons here, no white knights to worship you.
I might fucking hate this place, but /diy/ isn't too bad sometimes.
Hold on...I didn't mean to strike any nerves, I'm just new. I just want a place I can post in anonymously without all the bullshit that seems to make up 98% of this board.
But I understand why you don't want to inadvertently bring more trash to that place. It's cool.
And I don't know what I meant by "actual robot", just that I'm not on here shitposting.
For me, being a schoolcuck is the same as a NEET. Only I leave the house for about 4 hours a day to study my passion.
Free = no diploma/certificates = no job opportunities.
Nobody cares about the skills you have, all that matters is whether or not you have a piece of paper that states you have them.
Oh? You think I'm going to actually pay back my lones? Hilarious.
I'm playing the system, my brother. I will simply kill myself once I reach my peak and achieve a PhD, having my own contribution added to my field while the schools never see a dime. I get world class education from the top in my field for nothing more than a few hours spent listening. Not to mention with how easy it is to get scholarships, sheckleberg happily thinks I'll work for him as a professor or his cousin's company.
NEETs refuse to take part in the system, however I manipulate it.
A true intellectual studies his passion just to expand his mind and increase his knowledge. Not for job prospects or the promise of future monetary gain. Oh silly schoolcuck. You'll never learn, you will never be an intellectual like me, you will never know of this true bliss
NEETs, what's it like knowing no woman will ever be romantically interested in you? I mean I know your excuse is that all women are evil sluts and that's why they won't go out with a jobless loser that lives with his parents, but sooner or later even you will stop believing that.
What's it like living on borrowed time, when you know that sooner or later your caretakers will stop enabling an aspie to be a useless fatass? Eventually, your life will come to 2 choices. You can kill yourself, or you can go put and look for a job and become a wageslave yourself (except worse because now you're 30 years old with no social skills, no marketable skills, and you have no work history)
You'll be lucky to get a McJob at that point.
>Wake up at the crack of noon
>Masturbate into bedsheets already crusted with month-old semen
>Reach for shit jug
>Shit jug is full
>No other option but to shit in bed
>Haul laptop onto heaving chest, go onto /r9k/
>Make daily shitbrag about being NEET
>Hint at writing memoirs, conveniently ignoring the fact that memoirs are for people who've actually done something with their lives
>Completely fail to realise that I'm basically the NEET tumblrista of /r9k/
>Every post I make on /r9k/ is the equivalent of some waste of skin with a tumblr account constantly coming up with justifications for my unhealthy, shit-tier lifestyle choices
>Screech at mommy to bring me my tendies
Enjoy living in shit and misery until you kill yourself.
I'm sorry that lack the insight to see the importance of my work or the benefits to be gained from turning the tables on a corrupt system
Then again I suppose this is why you ponder the meaning of life while I explore scientific fields. We're destined for different, but equally great things
>going to school
>wake up pretty late at 8am
>walk over to class
>listen to my brilliant professor lecture
>things you will never find in a book
>head over to frat house
>hang with my friends
you should google "friends" I don't know how common that is in your moms basement
>do some intellectually stimulating work for a few hours
>hang out with girlfriend and friends again
>get to bed at a reasonable hour
>do it again the next day
>explore the world and relationships on the weekend
>going to get a degree after 2.5 more years of straight up fun
nope I've already got great relations with 2 top tier engineering firms.
I have been offered internships everywhere and it's pretty much impossible at this point to not have a job after college.
What did you get done today neetfag?
>desperately trying so hard to convince yourself that you aren't miserable
>"if I tell people on the internet that school is fun and I don't hate my life then that'll make it true r-right guys?"
There's really no point in writing posts like this.
These "NEETs" are just doing in-character trolling and posts of this kind are just what they're looking for. I've done it in the past so I know the standard reply you're going to get from these trolls is something like "kek! U mad wagie?".
Like all memes, it eventually gets tiring and we're well past that point for this meme.
Time to come up with a new meme to have a thread open 24/7 after they banned insecam threads (which were actually funny, unlike this meme repeating).
We're dealing with someone whose only goal is to become a well-paid slave. For such a person, learning new things without getting a piece of paper that confirms they've learned them is a concept impossible to comprehend.
>Ragie wagie thinks that the peaceful neet is angry