>Have sister >14 >Has millions of friends >Like a

>>25909846
>australia
>rifles

Cool RP thread

>>25909846
>14
m8, you're too young.

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>>25909878
Except i do have rifles, since I'm licensed. And working on obtaining my pistols license next.

Threaten him in a really weird way maybe wear a costume too. Then if he snitches nobody will believe him

>>25909891
And my dad works at nintendo

clue me in, why does this matter and why is it your business?

>>25909846
>he's bi

just cuck your sister, that way everyone wins

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>>25909904
Cool story, kiddo.

>>25909933

I'm not a faggot, I've seen him before though. I could literally snap the kid in half like every other Asian i see.

>>25909846
>cleaning ur rifles

How often? Been i while since ive taken apart my shotgun.

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>>25909967
When ever i shoot, though if i don't shoot for a while i might give the guns a quick oil up every couple of months.

CLP Break-free has been working fucking great.

>>25909950
Anyone can print out a fake card, not impressed!

>>25909950
it's not gay if you put girl clothes on him. just do it faggot, slavs basically invented forced homosexuality

>>25909950
>bragging about an A and B license
>doesn't have a C, D , or E

A and B just allows you to own pepper spray and a baton if your work requires it...Bean bag gun too

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>>25910060
ITT: I literally have no idea what the fuck i am talking about.

I wish my fellow countrymen weren't so fucking stupid, hard though. That's why we have such a stigma on 4chan. Blowing too much wind our of "Our" asses.

Picture related, one of my nuggets.

>>25909846
OP what's it like with a license? The NSW popo said I couldn't have one because I've tried to kill my self too many times

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>>25910140

Feels alright i used plenty in the ADF so it's nothing special, i also have my armed guard license since I'm also a certified cash in transit guard as well (Both trained in revolvers / semi-automatic). So i also have a work pistols license.

Shouldn't have tried killing yourself, lad.

>>25909846

>be an omega
>have severe autism
>think it's acceptable to try to cunt block your sister
>think it's OK to threaten people for no actual reason

Fuck it'd be shameful to be related to you

>>25910185
I'm gonna try again in a few years. might join the navy or something since my education went to shits.

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>>25910117
>nuggets
You poor auzy, here I'll tip my grand for you. I sure do love my Second Amendment right :^)

Way to be paranoid. if the guy's some skinny 14 year old, he's probably not going to try anything (assuming you're from a decent part of Australia).

Don't be that guy who scares all his sister's/daughter's friends away, because she might end up hating you for it.

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>>25910203

How did you try kill yourself if i may ask? Also try to be tight lipped when doing the interview. People often get let go and fail the assessments / psychological / medical etc.. because of self harm cuts and because they attempted suicide.

Will be hard for you, especially since it wasn't a first time you said.

>>25910222

If i didn't serve I'd be jealous, if anything i'm happy as fuck for America and get upset if someone claims the America laws are garbage and won't be afraid to chip in and tell them to shut the fuck up.

Never allow them to take your guns.

>>25910240

Boys are boys, i don't trust them especially at that age. But otherwise i never do anything / say anything.

>>25910260
Don't worry my kangaroo friend one day your country will allow grown adults to choose how they defend themselves

>>25910260
Tried to hang my self, then I figured out the code to my dads gun safe, took his pistol and went to shoot my self but as you can guess, it was completely unloaded and I failed miserably

>>25910303

Not with the way Australians are growing up these days, and the way our politicians act when they hear the word 'Gun'. You'll get an assault charge thrown on your head defending yourself with your fists in this country.

Still, in the event of a burglary etc.. I'd never use a gun or use it on someone else for any means. I'd use my first or throw a can of baked beans.

>>25910260
Well, i come from a fairly nice (not high end, but neighbourhood is pretty clean, only minor crimes, etc.) and from my experience in High School, most skinny Asian guys won't pull any funny shit. I mean, you can really tell from their behaviour, so if he acts like an asshole (no respect, swears around your family, etc.) then I wouldn't blame you for being a bit intimidating

>>25910335

I don't know the state laws in NSW but here ammo needs to be locked in another compartment in the same safe with a different key. But because you used a gun, there's a very good chance you will fail even for the navy unfortunately. But try anyway mate and wear the uniform proud if you do get in.

>>25910350

Perhaps I'm thinking too much into it, since boys generally do have one thing in mind and that is sex.

>>25910387
>wear the uniform proud if you do get in
I'll definitely be proud.

>>25909846

How would cleaning a gun scare him? Are you going to also do some sweeping while your at it? lmao

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>>25910117
nice airsoft

Chang Thunderwang strikes again

>How do i scare this little piece of shit? I'm 6ft4, lift, and I'm Slavic so i naturally look angry. How do i show this punk who's the boss?
OP is literally a gigantic faggot

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>one of them chanks tried to take my sister on a date
>I said now look here chank dat ders my gurl
>if anybodys gonna have sex with my sister its gonna be ME!

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>>25910469

That part was a bit of a joke, but sounds pretty good none the less since i need to give them an oil up anyhow. Good chance he hasn't seen one up close outside of the belt of police officers, since only at 15 per 100 people own guns in Australia.

>>25910484
Here's your (You), i know you /a/ guys like the attention and validation.

>>25910517

Clam down chingy.

>>25910527
we're gonna need pics of your sister to ascertain whether or not the asian kid is interested

>>25910548

I don't need to know what some fat, hairy, receding hairline slack-jawed faggot thinks of a 14 year old. Maybe get back on your onion websites and look at more pedophilia to fulfill your thirst for underage women.

Shit cunt.

Op are you meming or really this autistic

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>>25910117
Let's see what the gov thinks of your r9k posts...

>>25910527
> i know you /a/ guys like the attention and validation.

Meanwhile this autist is coming on r9k to brag about his airsoft smdh senpai

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>>25910117
HAHAHHAH HE FELL FOR THE FUCKING MEME RIFLE

ENJOY YOUR STICK BOLT, HORRIBLE INSTANT RUST, TERRIBLE GROUPINGS, ETC, ALL FOR 20 TIMES THE PRICE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY WORTH (ie. 5 bucks, aka a quick buttfuck sess in Sub-Saharan Africa)

>>25910816
you're infringing on free speech and bearing arms

do you hate freedom? do you hate rights? i might as well enslave you RIGHT NOW

>mfw 6'4 wizard who lifts needs a gun to intimidate a 14yo asian kid