>Has millions of friends
>Like a million Asian friends since we live in Australia
>She just went out and took her lap-top and stuff and meeting with a male Asian friend and they are going to record themselves dancing like they supposedly always do, i know my sisters goes to dancing classes some hip-hop shit.
>Mum thinks 99.9% chance the kid is gay
>Don't believe it, think maybe he might be BI
How do i scare this little piece of shit? I'm 6ft4, lift, and I'm Slavic so i naturally look angry. How do i show this punk who's the boss?
If he comes over should i take out one of my rifles from the safe and strip it apart on the table and clean it in front of him?
Except i do have rifles, since I'm licensed. And working on obtaining my pistols license next.
Cool story, kiddo.
I'm not a faggot, I've seen him before though. I could literally snap the kid in half like every other Asian i see.
When ever i shoot, though if i don't shoot for a while i might give the guns a quick oil up every couple of months.
CLP Break-free has been working fucking great.
ITT: I literally have no idea what the fuck i am talking about.
I wish my fellow countrymen weren't so fucking stupid, hard though. That's why we have such a stigma on 4chan. Blowing too much wind our of "Our" asses.
Picture related, one of my nuggets.
Feels alright i used plenty in the ADF so it's nothing special, i also have my armed guard license since I'm also a certified cash in transit guard as well (Both trained in revolvers / semi-automatic). So i also have a work pistols license.
Shouldn't have tried killing yourself, lad.
>be an omega
>have severe autism
>think it's acceptable to try to cunt block your sister
>think it's OK to threaten people for no actual reason
Fuck it'd be shameful to be related to you
You poor auzy, here I'll tip my grand for you. I sure do love my Second Amendment right :^)
Way to be paranoid. if the guy's some skinny 14 year old, he's probably not going to try anything (assuming you're from a decent part of Australia).
Don't be that guy who scares all his sister's/daughter's friends away, because she might end up hating you for it.
How did you try kill yourself if i may ask? Also try to be tight lipped when doing the interview. People often get let go and fail the assessments / psychological / medical etc.. because of self harm cuts and because they attempted suicide.
Will be hard for you, especially since it wasn't a first time you said.
If i didn't serve I'd be jealous, if anything i'm happy as fuck for America and get upset if someone claims the America laws are garbage and won't be afraid to chip in and tell them to shut the fuck up.
Never allow them to take your guns.
Boys are boys, i don't trust them especially at that age. But otherwise i never do anything / say anything.
Tried to hang my self, then I figured out the code to my dads gun safe, took his pistol and went to shoot my self but as you can guess, it was completely unloaded and I failed miserably
Not with the way Australians are growing up these days, and the way our politicians act when they hear the word 'Gun'. You'll get an assault charge thrown on your head defending yourself with your fists in this country.
Still, in the event of a burglary etc.. I'd never use a gun or use it on someone else for any means. I'd use my first or throw a can of baked beans.
Well, i come from a fairly nice (not high end, but neighbourhood is pretty clean, only minor crimes, etc.) and from my experience in High School, most skinny Asian guys won't pull any funny shit. I mean, you can really tell from their behaviour, so if he acts like an asshole (no respect, swears around your family, etc.) then I wouldn't blame you for being a bit intimidating
I don't know the state laws in NSW but here ammo needs to be locked in another compartment in the same safe with a different key. But because you used a gun, there's a very good chance you will fail even for the navy unfortunately. But try anyway mate and wear the uniform proud if you do get in.
Perhaps I'm thinking too much into it, since boys generally do have one thing in mind and that is sex.
>one of them chanks tried to take my sister on a date
>I said now look here chank dat ders my gurl
>if anybodys gonna have sex with my sister its gonna be ME!
That part was a bit of a joke, but sounds pretty good none the less since i need to give them an oil up anyhow. Good chance he hasn't seen one up close outside of the belt of police officers, since only at 15 per 100 people own guns in Australia.
Here's your (You), i know you /a/ guys like the attention and validation.
Clam down chingy.
I don't need to know what some fat, hairy, receding hairline slack-jawed faggot thinks of a 14 year old. Maybe get back on your onion websites and look at more pedophilia to fulfill your thirst for underage women.
Let's see what the gov thinks of your r9k posts...
HAHAHHAH HE FELL FOR THE FUCKING MEME RIFLE
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