>You stay up till two reading Oscar Wilde
>When chads dick is in her she is beguiled
>Reading Joyce and Wilde
No wonder you guys are single lol
You realize girls hate guys like this because they look like nerds right? At least STEM nerds have high income potential, reading is literally a useless passion
who /NeetLibraryDweller/ here?
Pic related a #rare copy of Notes from the Underground
I read both of those authors regularly and also listen to jazz and I have a girlfriend. Admittedly I'm also a math major which I guess places me in the STEM camp but I doubt that was the deciding factor.
>You wait for her to text back
>Chad is cumming on her back
>You get drunk and blow your money on black tar
>Chad preserves her fingers inside of a bell jar
> she stays up all night sucking Chads dick
>I load up a clip for my 30-06
>laughing along to the wordplays of sir Terry Pratchett
>Chad's making her virgin pussy bleed like it was struck with a hatchet
W-w-was that too long?
>Finding my place in Dante's inferno
>she invited Chad to her quinceanero
>excuse me, miss, i see you read Alexandre Dumas
>she proceeds to call you a lewd rapey dumbass
>thought you heard a ring and you check your phone
>meanwhile Chad's getting in the zone
>you watch nature documentaries of all sorts of fucking
>at that time Chad's precum she's upchucking
Hah, proud of that one.