>You stay up till two reading Oscar Wilde >When chads dick

>>25909531

>The visions of love are a phantasm
>Meanwhile Chad's dick gives her an orgasm

>Oscar Wilde

nice.

still a fucking dumb frogposter tho

>>25909531
>you stay up late listening to jazz
>Chad makes her swallow all his jizz

>you read james joyce
>anal or oral that is chad's choice

>>25909531
>she zoned you, you are hurt
>while tyrone's dick makes her squirt

>>25909531
>>25909574
>>25909585
>Jazz
>Reading Joyce and Wilde
*tips fedora*
No wonder you guys are single lol
You realize girls hate guys like this because they look like nerds right? At least STEM nerds have high income potential, reading is literally a useless passion

>>25909621
>>>/sci/

/r9k/ and /lit/ have an eternal bond my guy

>>25909585
>You sit and parse through Finnegans Wake
>while Chad's tongue makes her squirm and quake

>>25909635
>tfw /r9k/ is the /lit/ lifestyle in practice

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>>25909635
This
who /NeetLibraryDweller/ here?
Pic related a #rare copy of Notes from the Underground

>>25909621
>he can't appreciate Ulysses or Dubliners
Genuinely feel bad for you man

>>25909621
I read both of those authors regularly and also listen to jazz and I have a girlfriend. Admittedly I'm also a math major which I guess places me in the STEM camp but I doubt that was the deciding factor.

>>25909621
>you flame virgins on image boards
>Chad spit roasts her with his meat sword

>>25909725
Too busy appreciating my gf's pussy and my money, L O L
Get fucked neetcuck

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>You wait for her to text back
>Chad is cumming on her back

>pondering the thoughts of Hegel
>Chad plays with her ovaries likes it's peggle

>Listening to Byzantine Changs
>Meanwhile, Chad is in her pants.

>you do nothing but pine for her love
>meanwhile chad gives his cock a good shove

I think these kinds of threads are the worst kind of failed normalfag threads to ever exist on this board dedicated to the failed normalfags. True robots don't go to this board, really.

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>You get drunk and blow your money on black tar
>Chad preserves her fingers inside of a bell jar

>>25910007
stupid fucking frog poster

>>25909952
where do true robots go then? i want to go there and bully those fucking losers :^)

>when you see 2 norms kissing you get a boner
>she ditches the nice guy and goes for an ugly stoner

>>25910081
go to a lake of fire and fry

>Dissecting Schonpenhauer's prose
>Chad prolapses her rose

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> she stays up all night sucking Chads dick
>I load up a clip for my 30-06

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>laughing along to the wordplays of sir Terry Pratchett
>Chad's making her virgin pussy bleed like it was struck with a hatchet

W-w-was that too long?

>Finding my place in Dante's inferno
>she invited Chad to her quinceanero

>excuse me, miss, i see you read Alexandre Dumas
>she proceeds to call you a lewd rapey dumbass

>thought you heard a ring and you check your phone
>meanwhile Chad's getting in the zone

>you watch nature documentaries of all sorts of fucking
>at that time Chad's precum she's upchucking

Hah, proud of that one.

>>25910365
Dumas doesn't rhyme with dumbass. It's pronounced Doo-ma.

>>25911154
yeah, i was stretching it there, i admit.

>>25909531
>you lose yourself in Orwellian novels
>down on her knees, before Chad she grovels