>keep wetting the bed
>dad says hes going to kick me out if i dont start wearing diapers like my doctor prescribed
what the fuck am i going to do
>tfw shit and piss in my sleep, wake up crying and call my mum to come clean me up
>tells me she's sick of this and that I need to be moved out within the next month
>tfw no idea what I'm going to do
Wear the fucking diapers, that's what you're gonna do. Being homeless is not fun for literally any period of time, trust me.
Take that L.
Wear that diaper.
so you wet the bed, you clean it up, it ends up okay.
Imagine wetting yourself sleeping in an alley at night. Imagine being that homeless guy with wet pants that smells like piss.
Wear your fucking diapers.
>move to England from the US a few years back to marry a girl I met online
>she mentioned she had bladder control issues due to some medications and conditions
>get to England, get on the bux, become citizen via marriage
>I keep her urine in bottles near the bed, like a series of yellow crystal shrines to her bodily functions
>I spend all day watching her piss bottles grow
>the ripest ones are turning an autumn orange and are at the back of the house; the gradient becomes lighter as it comes closer to our bedroom
>when we're too tired to have me hold the bottle for her while she puts her penis in to relieve herself, I just put diapers on her
>haven't slept well in a while since she's having a lot of trouble lately
>keep changing her
>tfw when my wife is a helpless catgirl and I'm her piss bottler
Sometimes i wonder if I should've just been an electrician like my dad wanted. Am I a degenerate? I believe in the sanctity of marriage and we were both virgins when we met.
I was homeless for a few months because of a heroin addiction. Fell in love with a girl, told her I was renting a room. Paid this guy to let me wash my clothes and shower while his parents were at work. Was fucking pathetic. She still doesn't know I was homeless, a year (and a kicked addiction) later. Don't be homeless OP. Just wear them. Shit sucks but being homeless is exponentially more shameful.
>girlfriend regularly pees in bottles because she's lazy
>whines until I take care of them
>one time was mad at me because I still hadn't moved the bedroom closer to the bathroom
>pisses on floor
>wake up when I hear the noise
>she looks me in the eyes; only light is from the alarm clock
>horrifying red-tinged eyes dilating at me as the sound of my father's antique persian rug he gave me before he died is permanently fucked
>she drops her butt and wipes on the floor from what I can tell
>climbs back into bed
>never says anything to me about it
Gonna propose to her actually
no i can't read, i thought you said you were living with her
why did you lie to a gril you 'fell in love with'? why did you succumb to heroin addiction? you were pathetic before you were homeless. do you think if you weren't homeless, you'd have become great?
Well, I've got
Which are all quite coveted things here, really, so I feel very blessed. I'm sure Satan looks favorably on our marriage.
Are you some sorta normie that wants a wife that has a period or something? Eww.
I've bottled that too desu but the relationship didn't last
I lied to her because I was afraid of scaring her off. I kicked the addiction on my own. Started because I was a depressed idiot with the wrong friends. I don't live with her. I stay in a small apartment while I go to college now. I found the motivation to stop being a piece of shit on my own. It's just a shitstain in my past that she doesn't ever need to know about.
you should have scared her off, you were garbage
>I found the motivation to stop being a piece of shit on my own
society enabled you to become the filth you were; you won the race to the bottom to realize there is no prize. you're still gutterwater but at least youll survive. omedetou, anon
You're probably right. I never really deserved her. That being said our anniversary is next month and I'm taking her to North Carolina for a weekend in a cabin. She does deserve for me to spoil her so at least I give her that.
Honestly I'm just waiting for her to realize just how much of a wreck I am and run from me like a disease.
Love her though.
do you have some kind of condition? Otherwise try to fuck around with your piss schedule, drink a shit ton of water at a random time of day, or try to figure out when you usually wet the bed so you could stay up later or something.
I met her online and we got along exceedingly well and we decided to live together. We both found out we had this fetish for a lifestyle based around pissing in bottles and storing it, and we went from there.
It's pretty much the GOAT lifestyle, but most people will never know how good something like it can be because they're too busy working and getting drunk and swabbing their herpes with meds.
We have a fortress that repels all normieshits and everything. One time this salesman (who the fuck does door-to-door solicitation anymore?) came to our house. We live mostly on the top floor, since my life likes to watch the wagecucks from the spire and laugh like an ojou-sama at them, so one morning she sees this wagecuck that's like crossing our fucking lawn and holding a briefcase and he's playing with his tie and she's like oh god oh god oh god.
I'm like, babe, relax, what is it? So I see the normieshit, and I get those piss bottles that are around the spire, and I open the window, and I let out this bloodcurdling "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" before launching a gatorade bottle of amber urine right the fuck at him, which just explodes on the steps and he looks up, eyes all bloodshot because wagecucks can't sleep, and his mouth turns to horror, and I throw a milk jug of pee right at him and it just busts off the side of his head as he begins to run.
I felt like a knight protecting my queen that day.
Oh, the drinking thing? No, I make her drink it sometimes because it's cute how she curls her lips and blushes.
I only make her drink the fresh stuff though, I'm not a monster.
>does she enjoy it
She likes that I make her drink it.
>do you feed it to her like a baby?
No but I often cradle her after tying her up and feed her yogurt and stuff. She likes the idea of being my helpless little kitty. I make her wear paw gloves in the house almost constantly (unless she wants to play games or shitpost or stroke my hair), and her collar only comes off in the shower.
Sometimes I'll use iron rods and velvet-lined ankle bracelets to keep her legs apart, and then I sort of attach that in a way that it keeps her knees near her chest. Arms are fastened against her hips. I try to keep her comfy since this is like a several-day-long sort of bondage ritual.
She's really light, so I just lug her around like my pet doge when we're not watching anime together in our bedroom, which is a fucking lot.
>has a penis
both of you are faggots and stop refering to something with a penis as a her.
you make HIM drink the piss because HE curls HIS lips and blushes.
sick of you mentally ill freaks constantly trying to force genders on the wrong genders.
penis = male
vagina = female
2 faggots drinking piss and claiming to be female does not make you female
This thread is why I still come to r9k.
You guys make me laugh.
You guys make me feel like I'm not the only one to be really fucked up.
Why are you so salty brah? She's prettier than your roastie toastie I promise, and we're very happy together. She looks, thinks and is effectively just a girl that has a penis. Referring to my wife as a girl is like, the most minor thing. I mean, if she was born without a penis but we still continued our piss assemblage (it's an artform; I'm working on a gallery actually too), would you want to be my neighbor? Not that we'd talk to some pleb normie, but our piss bottles do find our way to our lawn and sometimes public easements.
I untie her and change the positions after a number of hours; no problems yet. We talked to our doctor about it. She said it was fine so long as she stretched and didn't have any other confounding bone or joint issues. She even said that it was probably therapeutic since it relieves stress, and my waifu has mad anxiety issues.
Our doctor is kind of a weirdo, though. I hear she married a guy from fucking Ireland named McGurnis and they tend potatoes together and live in a log cabin and belong to some weird Christian denomination based around constant punishment for sin. It's just weird as fuck. Thinking about getting a more traditional MD but waifu insists she's got a good track record. She also winks at me when we visit, and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
Mad yuro cuck detected
At least we don't wear diapers on our heads.
stop trying to force lies you pathetic faggot.
just tired of mentally ill people trying to go BUT GIRL CUZ PENIS!
once you stop doing this stuff maybe you wont get so much hate online for not using proper pronouns for someone's gender.
not a girl