How have the 2010's been going for you >2010 It was fine

>2010
High school freshie->nearly gets expelled->loses friend
>2011
I can't remember-so just school and tests
>2012
New school->First love-> fucks up->suicidal as all hell->watched algae grow
>2013
2nd year at hell school->major surgery->new love->fucks up again->oh wait not fucked up?->cuddles and hope
>2014
gradutation->long distance hell->oh wait i did fuck up->no more gf->college freshie hell
>2015
fucking mental breakdown but a new gf?

now for hopes
>2016
pass classes
>2017
pass classes
>2018
no really I just wanna graduate and not fail out
>2019
i guess i'll be working for real

>2010
Kinda found out who I was started to make a few friends
>2011
Finished high school, lost contact with most of said friends
>2012
Really good year looking back
>2013
Basically just smoked a lot of weed and did nothing productive, also got (and lost) first girl friend
>2014
Started pretty cool, lost virginity and got first job. Ended up in pretty deep depression/apathy
>2015
Finished higher education, still pretty depressing throughout
>2016
Things are looking quite bright, hopefully they will remain

Don't want to think too far ahead for future years

>>25907007
Fucking goddamn it whyd it post here sorry

also what happens if I fail the not-a-robot?

>>25907032
Wait now it shows up in the right place wtf

I give up computer overlord

>2010
8th grade, shittiest year of middle school, first mental breakdown

>2011
Freshman in HS, worst year of my life so far, last mental breakdown, moved in with my dad half way through the year, smoked weed for the first and only time

>2012
Sophomore year after moving from Dads to grandparents because Dad was killed in heli crash

>2013
Junior year, I got fat but also made friends and got good grades

>2014
Senior year begins, think about suicide often for the first serious time, ponder by the railroads after school

>2015
Get accepted at uiuc somehow, want to go, no money and too avoidant/disillusioned to apply for scholarships plus nor sure if i want to live, enlist in the Marines

>2016
In Marines (I have basic in a month)
Hopefully goes well

>2017
In marines

>2018
In Marines

>2019
In marines

>>25906741
>2010
18, had my license, first semester of senior year.
>2011
>graduated high school, got my first gf, went to college, went on road trip, hanged out with my best bros all summer before going to college and got high for the first (and last) time, although it was fun as hell
>2012
it was still fun, stayed up until 3 playing video games with my roommate, who is now my best friend
>2013
Got my first job, a new car, school is great.
>2014
School is going great but also working now, shit's getting tough
>2015
graduated with a STEM degree, moved in with gf in a young and expensive area of a major city
>2016
got a new phone today, have offers of other companies still on the table

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>2010
10th grade. Garbage. Repression of anger. Still feel physically sick at memories

>2011
11th grade. Loss of friends. Still garbage. Cringey things occurred.

>2012
Senior. Better than rest of high school. It was okay. Had a nice prom, I guess.

>2013
Freshman in college. Classes kicked me in the stomach. Social anxiety kicked me in the head.

>2014
Still shit in college. Thinking of killing self due to failing both my classes and not getting friends.

>2015
Community college. It's okay. Better than anything since I was placed on meds and therapy

>2016
Hopefully, I'll get a transfer to the university and finally get my driver's license. That would be nice.

>2017
Maybe I'll get out there in the kink community since I have a car. Maybe a side job too.

>2018
Idk. Parents will probably be divorced by then. Mother's family will move in since it's her house and her land. Father will move out. Probably deal with dumb drama and my mother's drinking problems.

>2019
I'll be working in a lab for the rest of my lab doing Excel sheets and putting shit into tubes until I die.

yay, I guess.

>2010
going ok, decent group of friends, pretty chill
>2011
same as above
>2012
graduating HS this year, so doing extracurriculars and college apps and SATs and research projects over the summer along with two diplomas. somehow got all of this done
>2013
first bf, still insecure as fuck and convinced he's going to leave me for someone prettier, get into a good uni though not my top choice (applied to a ton of ivies), slowly entering what would become the worst depressive period of my life; start uni, make exactly one friend bc I'm too tired and sad to do anything, make mediocre grades because I'm too tired and sad to do anything, have problems with my (now ldr) boyfriend because of reasons you can probably guess
>2014
fuck up my grades again, by this point only pulling a 3.4 GPA, live in dorms so I have to sneak off in the middle of the night to a washroom or a mini-kitchen to bawl my eyes out
that summer, juggle a research job, hanging out with friends/bf/family, going to counseling appointments, eventually starting on antidepressants
first one completely drains and immobilizes me and makes me even more suicidal
second one gives me severe nausea, makes me dizzy, but gives me energy to get through the day
stick with second one
starting to feel a bit better. relationship is now incredibly strained bc I am insecure and still adjusting to meds (and, let's be honest, I'm kind of a bitch). get dumped right before final exams. go into finals with a 3.7 and finish the semester with a 3.2.
2014 was the worst year of my life.

[cont]

2010
>met the love of my life
2011
>dating her
2012
>breaks up with me, end of summer
2013
>date two girls simultaneously to fill void
2014
>still dating void-fillers, stalk my ex
2015
>finally communicate with ex, void-fillers finally wise up and leave me, get another chance with love of my life at end of year
2016
>Dating my love again. Can't screw up. I won't lose her again

>>25907275
>2015
spend most of the first half crying because of my failed relationship. struggle through my courses and manage another mediocre GPA. develop anxiety throughout the semester which decides to manifest itself at the incredibly convenient time of right before finals. deal with a friend going through her own issues, sleep on her couch every day to make sure she doesn't kill herself, develop bad back problems, get maybe 4 hours of sleep a night due to this and ingest far too much tylenol while beginning to drink semi-regularly
take this summer off for a break which makes me miserable due to not being productive, so I read a bunch of textbooks on philosophy/sociology for fun, do prep work for the upcoming semester, and teach myself a few programming languages. get my shit back together, feel really good by the time I go back to school. ace that semester. drink semi-frequently, vodka straight out of the bottle, always all alone in my apartment.

>2016
I want this to be the year I finally get my shit together.

>>25907386
oh lol also forgot
>2015
>suddenly drop a bunch of weight and get pretty goodlooking
>guys notice me now but I hate all of them for being shallow and stupid so it's too late

>2010
I was ill for 2 months, could barely eat anything without getting sick. Went from doctor to doctor, nobody had a clue what was wrong
Later that year my parents split up and my grandpa died.

>2011
I graduated from school, started uni.

>2012
pretty much only uni

>2013
changed my minor

>2014
My parents finally got divorced.

>2015
Finally living on my own.
Suffered from the biggest heartbreak in my life.

2011-frsh start, moved to a new area
2012- meet then gf, got high paying job
2013-heaven
2014-heaven
2015-broke up with gf, have literally felt dead since, have moved since,no friends in new area, no gf, nothing but work

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long blogpost incoming

1/2

2010
>high school junior
>have a small group of friends that mostly just gets together and watches movies
>doing well in school

2011
>met a girl someone introduced to the friend group and experienced my first infatuation
>too autistic to admit my feelings about her even to myself, we become "best friends" and I orbit her hard
>she is Tumblr incarnate and breaks apart the group while I am blind to her faults and side with her
>I turn into a whiny, depressed bitch and lose most of my friends
>graduate high school with good grades

2012
>enter college
>get paired up with a Chad roommate
>the distance between me and the girl I orbited finally allows me to see how stupid I was being, so I cut off contact with her
>college sucks
>all I do during the week is attend classes and binge watch TV shows
>drive two hours home every weekend to escape Chad roommate and see my one remaining friend
>try alcohol and weed for the first time
>anxiety builds up over the year

2013
>decide to not go back to college, tell my parents I'll get a job and work towards moving out
>see my one friend most days and play video games
>started a band with some guys I met, wrote some songs, played some shows
>start smoking too much weed
>memory turns to shit, anxiety and paranoia worsen
>parents worry about me doing jack shit, force me to see a counsellor

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>>25908855
2/2

2014
>spend every day at the computer
>lose contact with my one friend after he moves an hour away
>practice once a week with band, play about one gig a month
>attend an expensive audio engineering school at the suggestion of my parents
>fail out and waste even more of their money
>still have never had a job or moved out of parents' house
>they force me to see a behavioral psychologist to address anxiety and depression

2015
>same as 2014 for the most part
>see a psychiatrist after psychologist doesn't work out
>don't take his pills, he diagnoses me on the autism spectrum
>autism center specialists confirm
>parents no longer trying to kick me out
>band self-produces and releases an EP

2016
>dad gives the band money to start professionally recording a full-length album
>trying my hardest to not end up wasting his investment in me like I have when he's previously put money into my future

>2010
Started getting bad heart issues
>2011
Went to see a doc, after ending up in the ER from losing consciousness. They couldn't find anything
>2012
Got a better job so I could get better health insurance
>2013
Felt confident and tried to go out of town but i lost consciousness again with sudden heart issues
>2014
Got diagnosed with simple fainting. Stopped going out. Got told to avoid situations
>2015
Found out I might get my license revoked but can't get disability
>2016
Fucking kill me.

>2016
Learn intermediate programming, plan massive video game, keep plans private from anyone
>2017
work on proof of concept for video game, sell early access copies
>2018
Release full game, trick my procrastination into thinking that the finished project was going to be my massive plan from 2016, but really add in half the features
>2019
Game continually makes more and more money as I release the intended features from my original plan for free to boost my sense of achievement and generosity, also boosting sales
>2020
Convert to Islam, yell "ALLAHU AKBAR" in an airport, get tackled
>2021
Use money from said video game to file a suit against the airline on basis of religious discrimination, triple my fortune
>2022
Hire an apprentice and some coworkers to code a new game for me, be project manager
>2023
Make millions from the hype itself, spend money on thousands upon thousands of industrial 3D printers
>2024
Build robot army from printed parts; disguise robots as a commercial product
>2034
Once I've equally distributed my robot army across the globe, initiate order 66, kill all normies
>2035
Get bad press rep, blame it on a hacker called 4chan
>2036
Create a psuedo-communist utopia, in which all work is automated by robotics
>2037
>mfw My robot utopia that is litterally run by robots

>>25909163
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught, sir, so what's the next step of your master plan?

>>25909237
What? I'm joking m8

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>>25909247
Was getting caught a part of your plan?

>2010
10th grade. Finally got first serious gf. More sociable. Made friends. Bullying has slowed down.
>2011
Not particularly memorable. Starting to see how little gf and I have in common. Life still fine.
>2012
Gf breaks up because I showed another female friend my dick. Wasn't even interested. Female friend becomes best friend. Eventually start dating. Have the best summer of my life.
>2013
College Freshman. Got walked in on twice while losing my virginity. Lost scholarship but it's fine. Dormies are pretty cool and fun.
>2014
Gf gets kicked out of her place and comes to live with me. Lots of sex. Classes get harder. Sex drive dies. Very stressful but at least I have a gf.
>2015
Gf breaks up with me because she still feels guilty about breaking me up with old gf. "You can do better" still freinds
>2016
Currently avoiding her to cure my oneitis and avoid becoming an orbiter. Have no idea where to start with women because I've only dated 2. Her new roommate/bf is literally a cuck.

Fuck women

>>25909264
No one cared who I was till I put on the hijab

>>25907334
I'm rooting for you. I'm on the prowl for my void fillers right now.

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>>25906741
>2010
Sophomore year of HS. Kicked out of my mom's house, live with dad for the rest of the year. Do shitty in school. Same loser fuck as I've always been. No friends except other outsiders and band geeks, even then, not really friends.
>2011
Junior year of HS. Move back into mom's house. Still doing pretty shit in school, still a fucking piece of shit. Same friend situation as last year. More or less just rolling with it.
>2012
Senior year of HS. Doing a lot better in school. Ask girl to senior prom, she accepts.Never ended up dating. Moved back in with dad. Graduate with an OK GPA, off to college. Shit roommates, shit classes, lose literally all my friends and don't make any new ones. Spend most of my free time in my room on 4chan.
>2013
2nd year of college. Moved into segregated dorm (males on one floor, females on another, males not allowed on female floor unless invited or just passing through, vice versa. Segregated by age also, 21+ on one side, < 21 on the other) with single rooms. Loneliness begins to seep into my life. Start getting more and more depressed. Become even more of a shut in, only leave when absolutely necessary. Still no friends. Start using drugs on a nightly basis.
>2014
Depression and loneliness are near their apex at this point. Other mental problems start developing. Having a really hard time.
>2015
Depression and loneliness at their apex. Seriously considering suicide and start making plans. Other mental problems are at an all time high. Nothing worth living for at this point. Start extreme self-harming.
>2016
Shit so far. Graduation moved back a year because of 1 class. Extremely suicidal, depressed, lonely, etc. Declared 'high risk' by the county because of suicidal thoughts (made the mistake of going to the ER after cutting myself too deep).
>2017+
Who knows, I'll probably be dead before I see my 23rd birthday.