Why arent you picking up fat girls on tinder? Its 2016 and its

Don't want to throw out my back tbqh

>>25905395
I dont even match up with fat girls lately, what the hell is going on with me anon

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Just don't tell your friends

>>25905395
guy in pic knows what he's doing, straight to the point no pussy footing around

I'm ugly and I don't have a facebook

>>25905395
I get scared that they will be too fat in real life and I won't be attracted to them and then I have to deal with a very awkward tinder date

>>25905395
>>25905412
fuck off chad, i'm tired of you making these threads

>>25905395
aw she has a really cute face

I don't because I'm also fat and a sub. I can't be aggressive.

>>25905484
be an aggressive sub

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>not being confident

Stupid robots

>>25905508
Aggressive Submissive

>>25905514
reply to her you git

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My one desire my only wish is to be eaten

>>25905514
sorry chad but I don't get any matches at all

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Hey OP, post the profile pic you're using.

Because if I said any of this shit with my real face, I would get reported.

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>>25905514
>That 4 month gap

i just got tinder. used all my swipes this morning and still haven't gotten a match. how long does it take?

>>25905895
Just dont be completely ugly and youll be good

>>25905895
give them time to swipe. took a few days then I got a few matches a day.

a good fap >>>>>>>>>> sex with fat chicks

source: hired fat prostitutes (I figured their low desirability would mean they'd have less traffic overall and probably wouldn't be an undercover cop)

>>25905395
>>25905412
>>25905514
Man I'm so glad I uninstalled Tinder. It's not that I think there's anything wrong with it- people are free to hook up if they want- it's just that my personality type isn't compatible with what people are looking for there.

I don't have a cell phone. And I don't need one because no one would call me (no friends, family, gf, etc.) It would be just a fucking waste of money each moth that I could spend on other shit. Ergo I can't use Tinder at all.

>>25906183
Face the music tripfag, if you're on /r9k/, your personality type isn't compatible with any woman

>>25905938
i'm not ugly but i am horrible at taking pictures. i only have mirror selfies. a picture does not exist with me in a social setting and i am reluctant to shoop one

I had a fat single mom from okc stop talking to me. I don't think I have any chance on tinder

>>25905395
>dating women

what are you, fucking gay?

>>25905395
He has an adorable face.

>>25906218
>he considers this to be an insult on /r9k/
It's like kicking a retarded infant. It's not really a victory.

The only reason for doing this is to brag about your "count" to other guys, or how much you get laid.

I honestly can't understand casual sex.

>>25905395
>>25905412
>>25905514
>>25905553
I love the alligators, make me kek everytime

>>25905579
Same, but I wouldn't even get the matches in the first place.

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>>25905395

Because i have self respect and dignity and don't need to go after the scraps that would literally fuck any male. Picture related what i usually go after. Nothing you'd know about OP being a bottom feeder.

thread theme due to all the alligators: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_hIIIp_Ys

i'm not because social media and smartphones are really fucking depressing to me, probably could though.

>>25906680
women that use tinder are all whores.
no exception.

>>25905553
What's your bio? any pics?

I need to know why I'm creepy and you're getting laid yet we both say the same things