>"Whooa, anon!" >"I bet you've never

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what the FUCK is that

originalafbitch

>>25903289
Stop making these fucking threads now

>>25903317
a corndog you dumb shit

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wrong again, roastie

>>25903378
ugly dick/10

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>>25903378
Omg! What the FUCK is wrong with your dick???

>>25903378
Looks like circumcision was a great idea.

>>25903378
In prehistoric times when cavemen were frequently raping cave women your penis would easily be able to hit a cervix and get sperm into a uterus
But its so skinny its doubtful it would be any good at scraping the gummed up sperm out of a vagina
That's all I'm saying

>>25903378

>cutfags

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>>25903378
Holy fuck, I'm going to vomit.

>>25903378
it looks like that stone guy from the fantasic fours dick

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>one life to live
>small dick

>>25903378
>Grew scales to protec it from danger.
I wish I was as evolutionary as this guy.

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>>25903868
It's clobberin time
This is not an original comment

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>>25903378
Did you soak it in rubbing alcohol?

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>>25903378
your dick is disgusting bro

meanwhile......bitches LOVE mine. rave reviews to be honest

>>25903987
Your dick has the consistency of sand and looks like it would crumble if anyone actually touched it.

>>25903987
>completely dried out head
>cut
>calls somebody else's dick disgusting

>>25903987
You need some cocoa butter on that pasty thing

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>>25903987
Kind of looks like an axlotyl. Draw some eyes and stuff some worms up your urethra.

>>25903289
If you only had tits that were big and I would have.

>>25903987
This is easily the driest dick I have ever seen in my life.

I bet you pray your jeans don't catch on fire when your dick rubs against them.

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>>25904225
>implying you need tits when you're an 8/10 Stacy with a BIG DOG.