itt things you overhear roasties say
>I don't like wearing thongs because it always gets stained with poo like its butt floss
bitch learn to wipe
>not wetting your toilet paper before you wipe.
that's what i do. for the 1st or 2nd wipe I wet the paper with a little flush of the toilet. then it's dry wipes.
>there are people who exclusively dry wipe and even scrunch their toilet paper instead of folding
i don't want to imagine
>Indian roastie talking about random shit in class to a friend
>professor gives her a dirty look
>after class I hear her
>OMG did you see him, he was like staring at me the whole time, wtf what a fucking creep, eww
>"I just want someone to vibe with"
Holy fuck you dont know how much that pisses me off
this is why I think girls should wear diapers
well this and many reasons
>Chad and I are in love
Oh, how long have you been together?
>Our 2 week anniversary is next Wednesday
OMG I'm so jealous, Stacy.
Jesus christ lady learn some fucking hygiene, your shit hole shouldn't be so dirty that wearing clothes gets them shit stained. How the fuck are you guys ever treated as adults instead of children who should be wearing diapers day to day is beyond me.
I'd fucking punch that sneering brunette on the right, then probably spit on her and kick her a little. Fuck she's pissing me off and triggering me so badly. Bitch don't you go giving me that face or it's liable to end up in a cast for the rest of your slutty sordid miserable excuse for a life.
>Making porn for total fucking weirdos where you pretend to have a lesbian baby fetish
Hahaha holy fuck imagine telling someone that's what you do for work
How distended is your asshole that you need the "effectiveness" of an 8x11 inch sheet?
What have you been putting up there lad?
But we can still see the thong you stupid fuck. You just look like a whore.
Thongs aren't even sexy. Even if they were, it's not like we'd see it uncovered anyways. Why can't they just wear normal panties?
No, water buttcleaning is for people who want a genuinely clean as you fucking idiot.
If you get your hands wet with a nasty substance, are you just going to wipe it with a paper towel? No, you wipe it first, then use fucking soap and water like a civilized human being. Same should apply to your ass.
I'm much less direct and use psychological manipulation instead of physical force to get back at people. It's far more satisfying and there's jack shit anyone can ever do about it.
Never said I would (I really wouldn't that thing I find gross), but if I were in that situation I wouldn't give a fuck what other's would think about filming that kind of thing.
Women's thongs stain brown because they eat garbage.
Like seriously, think back to all the women you've ever seen eat.
They eat whatever disgusting tendies drop in front of them like pigs, and turn their noses up to greens until "LOL I NEED TO DIET" and then graze on stuff they hate until they feel the need to gorge like pigs again.
I worked a convenience store for a long time.
Women's restrooms are FILTHY. Pure, liquid diarrhea filthy.