ITT: Autistic robot cooking >get tortilla >cover it in

>>25901991
>take can of sardines
>open them
>eat

who here /drinkpicklejuicefromjar/.

makes me feel alive.

>>25901991
Sounds pretty good senpai im about to have a bowl of cereal with a dirty spoon

What did eat though, since you threw that in the microwave?

>>25901991
Throw canned black beans on it and you have my dinner for the last 4 years.

>>25902006
same dude sardines and anchovies are my shit

kidney beans + worcestershire sauce

Heat up pan
Throw bread at it
Wait 5 minutes
Flip bread
3 more minutes, enough for a fap
Take bread with clean band
Throw pork, don't bother buttering it since its dirty anyways
Wait 5 minutes
Flip pork and salt
Wait 3 more minutes, enough for another fap
Take and put mustard on
Enjoy, remember to clean your hands before you eat it

>not eating ramen every day like a true robot

>>25901991
>make turkey sandwich with mayo and pepper jack cheese
>slap in a waffle iron with metal plates instead of ridges
Pretty much every weekend dinner and lunch for me.

>>25902343
>he doesn't eat chicken tendies
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25902378
>weekend lunch and dinner
Spot the wagie guys
What's the matter wagie? Not enough money for cold pizza?

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>>25901991
WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT MAKES A QUESADILLA IN THE MICROWAVE
HEAT THE TORTILLA ON A PAN AND THEN PUT THE CHEESE ON AFTER IT IS WARM

>>25901991
>empty can of black beans into a pot and boil them until there's no more water
>boil a bag of 5 minute brown rice
>broil a piece of defrosted chicken
>mix chicken, beans, and rice in a bowl
>Top it off with some spicy BBQ sauce and a bit of cheese
>scoop that shit into a tortilla with sour cream

Takes about 20 minutes to make. Healthy, cheap if you buy in bulk, and delishus as fuck.

>>25901991
>get slice of bread
>cut/push out a circle in the bread with a glass
>put a pan on medium, butter it well
>put bread with hole in the middle on pan
>crack an egg inside it
>put the piece of cutout bread next to it
>flip eggbread+circle piece after 3 minutes
>take off fire
>salt+pepper to your liking


Decent ramen
>boil 2 cups of water, meat base/broth, whatever you have laying around, some leftover meat, frozen peas
>put instant noodles in the soup
>dispose of nasty flavoring packet

>take cream crackers
>slice spam
>put on crackers
>eat

>take tuna
>take precooked rice
>throw into wok
>add oil and fry
>add salt, pepper and soy sauce
>eat

>make pasta, pref. fusilli
>add mozzarella and butter
>add pepper
>eat

Haven't done this in a while because it's disgusting but whatever

>just put corned beef and cheese in a bowl
>microwave
>add red sauce/ketchup
>force self to eat

>>25902426
I'm in school.

>put pasta in water
>wait 15 minutes
>open can of tuna
>mix with pasta and mayo
>eat

>buy bread
>buy sausages
>eat

>cook rice
>put mayo
>eat

>dont want to use 2 cups for chip dip
>pour salsa into 1 cup
>add 1 dollop of sourcream
>mix
>salsa+sourcream dip without the hassle of 2 containers

about to cook some dumb steaks one for me one for the old lady who i live with (she is 90) got some potatos on the grill right now and water boiling for the vegetables, steaks kinda marinating i guess...

>>25901991
I'm fat I do that except

>throw cheese in 2 tortillas and pepperoni
>cover the top with another layer of cheese olive oil and grated Parmesan
>cook it until it's brown
>dip it in marianara sauce

>want cereal
>no milk
>only mtn dew is left
>pour mtn dew over cereal
>it's alright
I could have just had a bowl of sugar I guess.

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i'm gonna fuck this up too

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>Robot cooking.

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>>25901991
I did this with my friend when we were 13
It was the best snack ever.

I remember one day, though, my shitlord dad dropped a bomb on me when I was bragging about my exquisite cooking skills.

>"wow, anon, these are great"
>"yeah, i used 3 different types of cheese. i make one DAMN good quesadilla"
>didn't use 3 cheeses; it was just one of those mixed "cheese" bags
>"first of all, anon, watch your mouth. second of all, no, you don't. you put cheese on a roll and throw it in the microwave"

I RREEEE'd so hard.

>>25901991
>get bagel
>get cheese
>put cheese on bagel
>microwave
>eat

>>25903340
You dad sounds like a good man.
You probably needed to be hit more as a kid.

>>25903340
I hope your dad died for being such a fucking dick

>>25901991
>9 year old brother
>he's fat
>lazy
>hates taking showers
>spends all day watching netflix and playing xbox alone in his room
>just months back he started putting cheese on tortillas and throwing them into the fucking microwave
>tfw having a young brobot

>>25902408
Hello reddit
This comment is original

>spaghetti
>butter
>hot sauce
>mix

dats it

>>25903592
>hot sauce
recommendation?

>get tortilla
>heat it on pan
>eat
das it mang