ITT: Autistic robot cooking
>cover it in cheese
>throw it in microwave for 45 seconds
Heat up pan
Throw bread at it
Wait 5 minutes
3 more minutes, enough for a fap
Take bread with clean band
Throw pork, don't bother buttering it since its dirty anyways
Wait 5 minutes
Flip pork and salt
Wait 3 more minutes, enough for another fap
Take and put mustard on
Enjoy, remember to clean your hands before you eat it
WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT MAKES A QUESADILLA IN THE MICROWAVE
HEAT THE TORTILLA ON A PAN AND THEN PUT THE CHEESE ON AFTER IT IS WARM
>empty can of black beans into a pot and boil them until there's no more water
>boil a bag of 5 minute brown rice
>broil a piece of defrosted chicken
>mix chicken, beans, and rice in a bowl
>Top it off with some spicy BBQ sauce and a bit of cheese
>scoop that shit into a tortilla with sour cream
Takes about 20 minutes to make. Healthy, cheap if you buy in bulk, and delishus as fuck.
>get slice of bread
>cut/push out a circle in the bread with a glass
>put a pan on medium, butter it well
>put bread with hole in the middle on pan
>crack an egg inside it
>put the piece of cutout bread next to it
>flip eggbread+circle piece after 3 minutes
>take off fire
>salt+pepper to your liking
>boil 2 cups of water, meat base/broth, whatever you have laying around, some leftover meat, frozen peas
>put instant noodles in the soup
>dispose of nasty flavoring packet
>take cream crackers
>put on crackers
>take precooked rice
>throw into wok
>add oil and fry
>add salt, pepper and soy sauce
>make pasta, pref. fusilli
>add mozzarella and butter
Haven't done this in a while because it's disgusting but whatever
>just put corned beef and cheese in a bowl
>add red sauce/ketchup
>force self to eat
about to cook some dumb steaks one for me one for the old lady who i live with (she is 90) got some potatos on the grill right now and water boiling for the vegetables, steaks kinda marinating i guess...
I'm fat I do that except
>throw cheese in 2 tortillas and pepperoni
>cover the top with another layer of cheese olive oil and grated Parmesan
>cook it until it's brown
>dip it in marianara sauce
I did this with my friend when we were 13
It was the best snack ever.
I remember one day, though, my shitlord dad dropped a bomb on me when I was bragging about my exquisite cooking skills.
>"wow, anon, these are great"
>"yeah, i used 3 different types of cheese. i make one DAMN good quesadilla"
>didn't use 3 cheeses; it was just one of those mixed "cheese" bags
>"first of all, anon, watch your mouth. second of all, no, you don't. you put cheese on a roll and throw it in the microwave"
I RREEEE'd so hard.
>9 year old brother
>hates taking showers
>spends all day watching netflix and playing xbox alone in his room
>just months back he started putting cheese on tortillas and throwing them into the fucking microwave
>tfw having a young brobot