Are you tall?
Do you have a deep voice?
If you said yes to both then you are literally set for life.
It seems this guys the hot new item on the hollywood strip. It'll be interesting to see how this unfolds
6'2". Deep voice though I never let it be deep if I'm not singing for dramatic effect alone to myself when noones listening.
Fat tho. Also not sure about my face. Also shy. Also undesired by women.
Don't bother OP.
Tall white guys on /r9k/ legitimately believe they are in the same boat as non-white manlets just because they have slight social anxiety.
6'3. Total fatass.
And I have a real nasally voice too so if I want to sound masculine I have to lower my tone a bit and speak with my diaphragm.
Trouble is, if I do that I run the chance of slipping into a black man voice.
Not that it matters, since women wouldn't want me anyway.
There may be degrees of hopeless and white may be the least hopeless, or that may be black guys, or it may be random, but I hate it when guys pretend other guys have it as easy as women. Chads are luck based and if you arent chad you cant be chad.
I'm 6'6" and have an incredibly deep voice. People have told me just my voice alone makes me sound big and tall.
Apart from feeling like a god in public it doesn't make me any less introverted.
>awkwardly deep voice that sounds angry
>everyone online think I'm 40 just by my voice
How the fuck do women actually find him attractive?
>not tall these days
What the fuck??? Have you ever talked to a woman in your life??
somehow still single and spaghetti as fuck
ps half my face
>all these tall celebs and sports players have created some type of fallacy that 6'0 isn't tall when only 15% of the male US population is 6' and above, in one of the tallest countries in the world.
Swell, just swell.
Most people are under 6' this is correct. But if given a choice between two men, one 6' and the other 5'8", who are otherwise identical the average woman would choose the one that's 6' most likely.
put a banana in your pants and when women want you bring them home. next you secretly record them and how much of a slut they are. before you fuck them threaten her with the video (ie im gonna send it to your dad). make her suck all 3 inches and if she doesn't choke send the vid. easy as that anon
Good grades isn't all it's cracked up to be. I had great grades on high school and college, got a good job and no woman wants to date me. I'd give it all up to go back and have a good social life in high school instead in a second.
I'm 5'8'', so it's expected that I'm going to be a forever alone pariah. I've got an excuse.
But if you're 6'+ and still can't get a girlfriend or succeed in life, then you must have a hydrocephalic face or a be turbo loser in literally every other way imaginable. It's like you're born smelling of lilacs and unicorn farts and willfully smeared pig shit all over yourself to counter your inherent advantage.