>yfw you realize that literally any weird thing you do or say around a child can permanently fuck them up and turn them into a weirdo forever
>mfw parents let their children watch Space Jam or whatever movies with sexy female animals.
Thank you mom.
>doing observations for a class
>kids playing during recess decide to join them cause why not
>they're having fun and stuff
>at the end of the bell a kid runs up to me and tries to hug me
>pretty sure I can't hug them or anything
>pat her back and say thank you
Did I fuck her shit up senpai
>home from college for the summer
>volunteer at youth center
>get stuck watching the 2-4 year old kids at the daycare area
>dig up Super Mario Bros ROM
>one kid comes up and watches
>I show him SMB, LoZ,and Donkey Kong Country
>come back next year
>same kid is still there
>eyes light up when he sees me
>runs up to me with his backpack and pulls out a massive stack of crumbled loose-leaf with hundreds of drawings of lugio and link on them
>he has been drawing them all day every day since I met him
>And what do you suggest?
Fucking panic. But don't panic near the kid or else they'll see you and develop an anxiety disorder. Raising a child is a series of dice rolls and hoping things don't imprint negatively on them.