>You want to know my major? I plan to go into nursing once I finish my required classes at community college.
I think I'm actually starting to feel bad for good looking women or just women with certain 'attributes'. Having breast that big must be like walking around with a shirt that says your a billionaire. How would you trust anyone's motives? Gee whiz, famalam.
If you're at a bar trying to pick up women and you're not doing anything with your life then you're doing it wrong. Focus on yourself, first and then they will come. If you just want some pussy, there are faster and easier ways, my man.
Fuck your bullshit major and fuck your tits im gonna rape you in front of all of these stupid assholes and they will all watch and fucking love it you vapid fucking cunt I bet you tan I bet this isn't even California I bet your aren't even fucking blonde
Just make up some excuses of interesting hobbies, that usually sorts it out. Hell, even use past things you did like a job or major and pass it off as you doing it now, assuming its just for a pump and dump.
>I'm (financially independent, retired, freelance, writer, daytrader, model, cyber security, e-commerce, trust fund, consultant, editor, translation, critic, sysadmin, lawsuit winner, lotto winner, online poker, oil sheiks gay4pay boytoy...)
This is just off the top of my head. You can lie or spin the mundane into something cool
They're not trying to trick anyone into thinking they're a natural blonde; they just like the hair colour.
The same way you don't wear makeup to hide your stubble because you're not trying to convince people you don't have facial hair.
>tfw you will never bury your face in her tits.
Have fun standing up for 12 hours a day and giving old people bed baths and wiping their asses. I know quite a few roasties who have gone that route and complain about all the nasty shit they have to do. I guess women aren't smart enough for the STEM master race though so the world needs nurses.
stem degrees are overrated. A cop in most major cities makes like 100k after a few years which above most stem degrees and on par with the better paying ones. Even then it's a pretty small number of people that can even do stem degree work. Even in a place like this
Nurses are gentle, kind, caring and qt. If they can be that way for total strangers, imagine how they will be to you and your kids ;-; STEMcunts are insufferable and uppity as fuck.
>tfw no nurse gf
>tfw they only go for dr. thundercock
>A cop in most major cities makes like 100k after a few years
gonna need to see some stats on that pretty sure the median salary for police is like4-50k and considering most cops are bald manlets that are assholes with an authority complex and have to deal with violent niggers and white trash all day it doesn't seem worth it.
>Nurses are gentle, kind, caring and qt.
Maybe in the ww2 era, I dated a nurse for years and met many of her nursing friends they were mostly party girl sluts that loved going to bars and hooking up with random dudes and were super basic bitches.
male nurse here
most female nurses are sluts but some are kind and nice( like with all people: some are good, most are bad)
and they don't only go for dr if you know what I mean
btw nursing is a great way to train social skills
lol whats your job faggot?
>get respect from people when I tell them I'm a nurse
>see grateful patients/relatives when I do my job
>fucked many female nurses
>other girls like it when you tell them you are nurse
But you have to wipe dirty assholes, have to smile to worthless shitty women and beta cuckolds, have to treat feminists and blacks, etc.
Face it, you're not as much of a man as most people on here. You're a worthless cuck
its has nothing to do with cucking you delusional retard
yes I do nasty stuff but I don't give a fuck, I help people.
some office worker only helps to make his boss richer, I safe lives.or atleast help the sick
oh and btw I treat patients I dislike worse than patients I like as long as there are no witnesses.
also I enjoy my work, how many people can say that?
btw I had a patient once that was a lot like a typical robot, want a greentext?
nurses don't only go for doctors. most of the time the relationship between nurses and doctors is some kind of rivalry.
but ofc some goodlooking chad doctor will get a lot of nurse pussy
still, every straight male nurse I met( me included) banged multiple female nurses. its way easier to bang coworkers if the female/male ratio is 90%/10%
>look this girl up
>she's lost weight and seemingly had a breast reduction
>her voice and intonation in her reporter reels is grating and really obnoxious + she makes really gross expressions like she's about to pretend-cry at any moment
>probably only has a job because of her tits which she's forsaken
I think you watched too much House, MD
desu its rare to meet really competent doctors, at least in my country.
most of the doctors straight from med school suck for the first few years and almost kill patients a lot of the time
ofc there are others. super smart tall handsome chad doctors that earn a shit ton of money. thank good there are only a few, can't compete with those guys
>tfw needed an 88%+ avg. to get into Ryerson nursing for Canada
>program is full of 90s students
>people still don't respect nursing for some reason
It's not like anyone can go into nursing. Even the shittiest nursing programs (e.g. york) are pretty damn good and theyre still 4 year uni degrees that need at least 82%+ to get in. And it only gets harder every year.
It's hilarious when people getting mid 70s in high school think "oh I'll just be a nurse". I saw many rejected and go into practical nursing instead (college nursing).
I had to give some 25yo girl that had brian damage after some car crash a bad bath when I was in training once
it was really strange. she couldn't move her legs and acted like a retard toddler.always smiling at me and giggling
and a couple of times I had to write ECG on hot chicks that was nice( you can see their tits when you do this)
frist of all I'm from germany and our system is different from the usa and I was an EMT before so I already knew a lot of stuff
but in your first placement you mostly will have to do only basic stuff like checking vital, wash people etc
just focus, listen and don't be afraid to ask questions and you will be allright.
really, take the work seriously and be polite to coworkers and the patients.thats the most important stuff in the beginning
>implying a girl like this settles for the pleb-core nursing world
2/10 for making a breastfeeding joke tho
here is a photo of her I haven't share before
I read that article and it said that they favoured funding hospitals in high growth areas (york region, toronto, etc). We probably won't see much cutting in nursing staff, but it's true that it will become very competitive.
My goal is to work at a hospital for a while to gain experience and then become a travel nurse in Dubai or some rich area. Idk how likely that is but we'll see.
>oh and btw I treat patients I dislike worse than patients I like as long as there are no witnesses.
inb4 you're being influenced by aura effect bias and treating below average guys worse than Chads and Stacies
fuck you you triple nigger asswiper since you're in the female bis might as well become a man whore already
In her words: "I used to have HUGE breasts" when people say she has big boobs now (she lost some cup sizes from weight loss).
Someone should post the article of that one nurse who would cause people's hearts to stop so she could resuscitate them.
Eventually someone died that way and she got caught
Yeah, until they get married two years after they start and then quit to go have kids and be a power mom. Take away nurses with less than five years experience and the average nurse is poor, fat, and dumpy as fuck.
after fucking a girl with small breasts, I now know how important big boobs are to me.
I was so used to humongous boobs back in high school that I can't settle for anything smaller.
gif's girl's boobs are the smallest I could accept.
Because it's like majoring in dental hygienist or marketing. It's something you can tell people so you don't have to admit that you're riding the cock carousel and that's all you have going for you.
There's a fine line between majoring in nursing and planning on majoring in nursing. Many of these girls haven't taken a class and will never take one.
I'd say that I'm a freelance programmer or artist. I did both in the past so I could lie about it easily even if I wasn't good at either.
The real question is what I would be doing in a bar in the first place?
>tfw she becomes a PA
>tfw you go to the ER and she is your "doctor" because she is cheaper than an MD
>tfw she has a 40% chance of misdisgnosing a major issue
>le insurance companies care about you meme
you don't want a frump, you want a chubby cutester with way too big boobs
>slightly below average
get out of the house more, bruh. Average girls are flat chested, have no butts, and are covered in groddy scars and acne. And often they dye their hair purple or green or some other awful shade.
Kek, I used to think like you. It isn't true, man. Imagine getting propositioned by a bunch of men all day long just because of the way you looked. I'd much rather being able to blend into a crowd.
every fucking time, right anon?, every girl in my town wants to be a nurse.
you dont even have to ask you just assume, and if you don't and dare to ask what are they studying they give you a look like saying "wtf man, nursing obviously"
Was this post getting at something?
Because almost every girl I know is studying either nursing or business at an adjacent college. I am not fucking joking.
This it the big thing that people my age do to feel successful, accomplished and educated, and it "intimidates" me because I know they'll be judging me for only working in sales.
Male nurses are great anon, don't be insecure over 4chan bs. But come on, treat your patients as well as possible even if annoying. You are a cornerstone of their care.
I love my nurses - a very sick anon.
"Well fuck, why am I here talking to you then?"
"I've got 1.5k of them living within 800 yards of me that are actually in nursing school"
"How did you manage to only get into community college?"
"Sorry I don't want my kids to be stupid"
I simply won't settle for a short or stupid girl not because I have my own standards, but because I don't want to fuck over my kids.
>That feel when titty monster gf.
I don't know how you guys with chestlets gfs can deal with that. The very fact of walking up in the morning holding your gfs breasts is magical
Someone who knows these things kindly tell me how often nurses have to do the following, if at all:
>Cleaning up shit, piss, vomit, cum, snot, blood, etc.
>Getting made fun of for being a male nurse
>Having to work unfair hours
>Helping people take dumps
>Working in unhealthy conditions
I'm fine with dead bodies and stress and I would be wiling to do any of these things occasionally if the pay is good.
Not exactly. You don't work five days a week, but when you do work the shifts are 13 hours, and are often overnight or on the weekend. You do get some weekends off but obviously somebody has to be there on any given weekend to take care of all the patients.
This is of course without getting into the level of pressure that comes with medical service and, in the case of things like emergency services or critical care, holding lives in your hands.
>holding lives in your hands
>i administer IVs, help people piss and stand up and hook them up to the monitors, also transport them sometimes. i save lives xDDDD
get over yourselves, assholes.
Just because it's hard to get in doesn't mean the pay/hours are any good. Enjoy a bad back and fucked up sleeping pattern you have to adjust on the fly.
It's hard to get in because it's popular among girls who are smart but not smart enough to be a doctor. Also, as a guy you can probably get in with shit grades cause they need more men.