ITT: Shit that normies like and you genuinely can't comprehend why
Pic related. They rave over this fucking movie but all of the characters talk the same. The dialogue is cutesy ironic bullshit. I felt the most connection to Willem Dafoe's character because he's a bitter, reclusive asshole drinker who basically calls them out on their retarded teenager shit.
My ex gf made me watch it. I hate depressing movies like this, but my ex loved sad movies and music (she had depression but I think she liked the feeling of being depressed or something). Anyway I cried like a baby because the movie is pretty sad.
I just couldn't feel bad for them. Their physical sufferings didn't strike me as genuine. They just felt like inhuman, ironic John Green puppets until the end. How am I supposed to sympathize with a puppet?
I fucking hate Aziz Ansari and don't understand how normies can stand this poo in loo manlet
Him and that untalented cunt Mindy Kaling
Every normie I know goes to work everyday. I can't understand why they like it so much? I at least get to spend my time on me and my hobbies and over all bettering myself as a human being. Speaking of which, I think I am going to go down to subway and get a sandwich soon
Maybe it's because I'm not into comic books but aren't the majority of the people who watch this kind of shit not even comic book fans themselves?
Maybe I'm in the minority but the action in the movies is so dull and the comedy always falls flat yet everybody acts like these movies are something special.
>normies with functioning social circles hit it off
>spout pretentious bullshit all the time
>go on romantic holiday and lose virginity to each other
>expecting me to feel sympathy when one gets rekt
Better not let your supervisor catch you slacking, wagey