If it is then I'm a good bit ahead of the game, so that's nice. I guess. Although I don't know how you're supposed to buy a house or a brand new car and have a child before you start making 40k a year.
>probably in britbong moneys surely this would still apply
>>25894596 This is fucking retarded That image doesn't take college in consideration, nor an unexpected divorce. Basically your life must be going perfectly forever and then you might have all this, but I wouldn't get worked up over this pic since it's made by a loan company. You can sorta see that they're only trying to make money when you look at some of the "milestones": >buy car >buy house >go on lots of holidays It's like they want some desperate retard to see this and think "oh fuck I still haven't bought a second car and I'm already 34, I should get a loan from loans.co.uk and buy that car"
>spend most of life dicking around and being lazy >start going to a real college at 27 while still living with parents >still spend free time playing video games and browsing internet >will graduate at 30 >will be able to make a 6 figure salary within a few years of graduation >see everyone else my age being weighed down by multiple kids and a house while working shitty low-paying jobs >mfw free of normie burdens and worries
>>25895580 Despite the fact that a 6-figure salary is average for people with my degree, and that there are a multitude of 6-figure salaried positions available for people with the degree I'm going for, such as one in particular that pays up to $160k a year with only 1 or 2 years of experience...
It's ok anon, you don't need to apologize for your denial. People pick the wrong career fields all the time.
>>25894596 Currently 22 years old. > First kiss 13 (still virgin) > First full time job 18 > Pass driving test 19 > Visited home with college friends 19 (no friends now) >19 bought first car >Moved out at 20, currently live with parents at 22. >Going to be groomsman for sisters wedding 22.
>27 years old >kisslesss >NEET never worked >have a driving license CHECK >don't have friends to go on holiday with >don't own a car >my parents kicked me out? Does this count as moving out? CHECK >never had a partner to go on holiday with >parents pay my apartments rent... count as Rent your own I guess CHECK >no partner to engage with >no partner to rent a house with
Here we are at 27. Next milestone is getting married and buying first flat. kek
Oh ok, I start making 3,3k a month when I'm fucking 37, meaning if I'm lucky I make 2,5k before I get the manager position. Since I already bought a car, a flat and a fucking house on top when I was 27-32, I owe Mr. Shekelburg a loan of around 700k, put interests on that, 770k. So I have from 27 to 60 to pay that all off, so 10 years at 2,5k income = 300k plus 23 years at 3,3k = 910,8k = 1210800 - 770k = 440800.
I make 440800 my whole life which is not going towards Mr. Shekelburg, lets see what that is monthly. 440800/396 = 1113. I have 1113 euro or pound or whatever a month to feed my family of four (!), which effectively means I'm living like the lowest of all wageslaves my whole damn life because I fell for the loaned jew.
Moral of this infograph: Never ever get a loan, unless you want to be the slave of a bank for the rest of your life.
>>25898545 Please tell me how to get out of this. How do I get rid of such a future? There's no hope for me, 1.5 years left till I graduate college and I'm going to be a permanent wageslave. Fuck fuck fuck what do
>>25894596 >mfw my mom retired at 39 and is getting paid shit loads of money to be a NEET >is a jew with the money >does nothing all day but has a problem with me living there while I go to college and/or work She doesn't deserve retirement. She really doesn't.
>>25898571 >Please tell me how to get out of this. How do I get rid of such a future? There's no hope for me, 1.5 years left till I graduate college and I'm going to be a permanent wageslave. Fuck fuck fuck what do
Just get a comfy part-time job. Don't get sucked into the "buy a house with a mortgage" meme. And spend your life doing what you enjoy instead of slaving for the Jews.
>>25899060 >You mean those jobs that pay literally fuck-all? The jobs that leave you with pennies after all the taxes and rent have been paid?
I work 20 hours a week at a museum and teach Jiu-Jitsu for 5-10 hours a week. I don't pay much in taxes as you only start paying taxes after a threshold here. I live in a 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 1 kitchen apartment, have a small car and I'm perfectly comfy.
>>25899166 Not here, you would be considered scum if you'd pull that off here. You're supposed to have a vocation/be at university at the time you're 20-25 over here Also, you will be looked down upon, even discriminated against if you haven't been conscripted
>>25899154 >I'm not sure how these things work in Europoor.
As opposed to Americans who get kicked out at 18, have to work 50 hour weeks for a Jew just to survive, and will become bankrupt and debt-ridden if they ever get seriously ill because there's no free healthcare? Kek, ok M8.
>>25899192 I envy people like you who got their shit together and live comfy. I hope I can get a part-time programming job when I graduate. I can't imagine waking up at 6 AM and getting home at 6 PM, 5 days a week. It would literally kill me on the inside.
>>25899269 >Also, you will be looked down upon, even discriminated against if you haven't been conscripted
Why is that? There's no conscription here (we don't even have an army, just an armed coastguard), but if there was most Icelandic men would tell the government to shove it up their ass - conscription is basically seen as government mandated military-slavery. Conscription goes against the national mindset of independence and freedom being the highest ideal, ever since the first colonists escaped the tyranny of the Norwegian king Haraldur harfagri - it absolutely would not fly here.
>>25899273 I live in Europe (Netherlands). There's no free healthcare here, if you don't finish college you have to pay the whole lot back, and I've heard some pretty shitty stories about employers demanding an unpaid Saturday work day "or you're fired". It's not that much better here, friend.
>>25899351 We have very powerful military tradition, conscription has always been part of our national identity hell, most people trust the military more than anything else in this country. Conscription is seen as the time when boys become men.
>>25899343 >I envy people like you who got their shit together and live comfy.
It's not hard. Get part-time work, live within your means, realize that a small apartment is comfy as fuck, get a car that is reliable and low fuel consumption, have a hobby (in my case I teach my hobby and get paid to do it), and most importantly realize that most of the shit that is pushed on us is just consumerism so just ignore it.
>18-24 y/o - Community College/ University. Your dog dies during this time.
>23-27 y/o - Land first job relevant to degree. You ain't gonna like it, pays like shit.
> 25-35 y/o - You get into your first serious relationship. Automated production is increasing unemployment. An underclass of unemployed begins to form. A wealthy class of proprietors dominates both national and international politics using their vast reserves of money and control over the essential infrastructure of society.
>35-40 y/o - The state is dominated by those who own and control automated production and infrastructure. The military has been switched to high-tech drones which are used to monitor and assault the remaining downtrodden population.
>45-55 - The lower classes recognize their common interests and see that assuming democratic control over the advanced machinery now oppressing them could result in the creation of an earthly utopia. They must contend with the most advanced and ruthless military machine ever to grace the earth.
>55-65y/o - The battle for the soul of mankind commences just as you are reaching the end of your life. You regret that you cannot effect its outcome one way or another, and you tearfully pray to a god you barely have faith in to preserve your children from the capricious technological overlords against whom they are waging war.
>>25895115 Most in America get their permit(with adult in the vehicle) at 15 and their independent license at 16. Many will do some vacation-type bullshit with friends before 18 because they might not get the chance after.
I know this is typical of someone on here to say, but lol
I would actually be happier dying alone doing some random weird shit than living this copy-paste waste of a life. It's been done a million times. It's entirely self centered/ serving your ego. If you set these goals, you will either be depressed when you don't achieve them, or be depressed when you achieve them and feel nothing.
I'd honestly want to kill myself more if my life went like OP's image did. Not wanting to be the next Hitler, or not being able to appreciate the detachment from your own ego- that sort of life is just pointlessness.
How the fuck do you do any of those things past age 15 if you don't go to college or trade school? Why would you get a full-time job at 19 unless you're saving for school so you don't need loans? Why would you ever marry or have children before you start making $50,000 USD annually?
>>25899999 More ambitious. This lifestyle serves the ego comfortably, and if it fails to meet criteria it's met with entitlement/ depression (failed normie status; what a lot of people on here are)
Honestly you can live a very similar life with higher ambition if you remove the idea of "milestones"
Personally I'm far too idealistic for my own good, but my entire childhood/ teenage life has been sort of about being analytical/ judging my morales, skills, capabilities... I do honestly feel capable of my own definition of success, but if an outsider were to look into my life they'd find it completely unconventional. Many of the reaped benefits in the long run WILL seem like your traditional "success", but infused with waaaay more ambition
If I could become the next Hitler though, that'd be awesome. Make the normies pay. I won't shoot up schools/ do petty low tier shit like that. I have really high empathy and stake in morals, but my repeated disappointment and realization to how the world is like makes me want to burn it. (/edgy/ lolololool)
>>25900198 You sound very fedora but I honestly see why that level of success is appealing. For me I'd either want this (>>25899428), AKA a lazy/fun part-time job so I can live in a small apartment and practice some hobbies OR I'd want to be filthy rich and powerful so I have control over my life and never have to worry again. Both lifestyles would result in me becoming a pro at something I like and building my life around it.
>>25900511 Personally I'm aspiring to be a programmer + eventual game programmer. I am good at art, good at design, good with logic/ analytical points of view, good with incorporating efficient systems, good at working with people/ coming to equal ground.
I am also EXTREMELY imaginative. I want to tell so many stories, and share so many experiences. Which is my main reason to looking into games. But even a webcomic series started up by myself, something on the side (similar to ONE and the One Punch Man series) I don't know where my desires will take me.
I even want to make videos; rants, tutorials, explanations/ theories on various things. I am pretty much confident in my abilities when it comes to presentation; I've already had videos that raked in 300k+ views but they weren't entirely in the nature I'm aiming for eventually. (small animations) But the format/ thing I wanna do is very similar (and better) than what people are currently doing, like the IHateEverything and GradeUnderA guys.
Instead of being the NEET that is prospecting this future, I've already done a lot to set it into motion. I've proven my ability to make intriguing games and get attention (2+ million plays on something I made), making videos, making designs/ art And I'm already taking steps to jumpstart my programming career. (which will be my safety net/ source of money)
And I can go into my "ideal lifestyle" in the next post, which I think when I say it out loud a lot of other people will want to have too
I'd be heavily disappointing in myself if I wasn't making 75-80k at that age. Even if the picture is talking about britbong money, $56k is still disappointing.
Also, everything relationship related is highly dependent on you never being with someone who is not your spouse for more than 2-3 years. Unless it is expected that you marry someone you've been with for 2-3 years which is asking for problems.
>>25900654 (continued) My description of a perfect life isn't really "live in a giant mansion, have a beautiful wife, have kids"
Having kids might be a part of it, but I'd really rather not have the wife if I were to do that. I might even just adopt, but I want to spread my autistic genes because I feel like they have some kind of special trait to them I don't really want to see disappear from the world when I die. (my way of thinking is really fucking weird/ unorthodox, I've discovered over the years)
But my ideal life would be this:
House by the woods, lots of nature/ mountains and hills. LOTS of big windows/ glass exteriors looking out onto my yard/ the woods. I want many many many animals. Exotic animals, cats, dogs- I fucking LOVE animals. There's something so pure about them- I feel like I can be comfortable around them and connect- far more easily than with people.
There's that one guy who does unorthodox anime reviews- this guy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcAvljdM2NMdMYq_pvT9pBw
He has that lifestyle pretty much, and I WANT it so bad.
It'd be cool to even live with a bunch of other guys that share similar lifestyles/ mindsets. Not really bogged down by these stupid milestones, and more thinking in the moment/ about their passions. I don't know- maybe even have a farm outside that we all help run. Something dealing with animals, like ducks or something. I like that "work together" nature of living.
Just a completely non-superficial lifestyle that reaps the benefits of living in modern society. I don't want to cut off from technology, but I do want to cut off from society in a way and yell "hahahahha, fuck yoouuuuuu" to the people who judge.
>>25900654 >>25900830 Stop with the "my way of thinking is so unique/weird xDD" it makes you sound like an underage faggot.
Other than that, it all sounds pretty good. I think a lot of robots want to live in the woods and follow their passion. Society has let us all down. What seems to be something that cavemen did (hunt and fuck around for the rest of the day) now needs a lot of money and probably some permits too. Welp, good luck with your future, I hope you achieve it all.
>>25901831 >my way of thinking is so unique/weird xDD No, legit, I'm like autistic to some degree
Not just this "waaah, weee, im so cooky and unique!! look at me!! xD" shit- I'm consistently fucking retarded in certain aspects but either extremely lucky or simply super talented when it comes to getting grand scale attention for very specific things I create/ try to get it for.
For a time I was constantly saying "Just make X and Y, you know, what everyone wants right now, and get 10 million hits, it's not hard haha"- kind of shit, but then finding out that most people don't have a knack for gauging their own talent and how that reflects into the real "mainstream media" stuff. To me, getting popular/ becoming well known for something seems "par for the course" when for most it's like an unobtainable dream.
I could just be lucky, but it's so fucking consistent right now whenever I actually try, that I've just learned to love myself for it. I feel like it has something to do with my out of place cognitive functions, which I haven't been able to see entirely in anyone else yet. (Besides people with aspergers/ some kind of autism, for instance)
>>25902066 Then use it to your advantage if it's so easy. Sure, making a shitload of videos about GTA V will probably get you a lot of subs but I think everyone knows that. If you have a unique idea go for it, make your buckaroos, and bail out of society. If I were you and I was so sure of myself, I would spend every second making big boy bucks until I have fuck-you-money and then just disappear to another country or w/e.
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>>25894596 Its ironic how if you skipped marraige and children he could have retired at an age where he could still enjoy himself and fuck young bitches with all the money he has (getting a vasectomy should replace one of the milestones too).
>>25894632 >Yes, and everyone who said otherwise is delusionnal Nah you're the only delusional one here, anyone who belives creating MORE OBLIGATIONS and MORE STRESS in your life is the key to happiness is a complete idiot, people like you just blindly listen to what society says you should do, not knowing that this model is what the people who are actually in power need you to follow so you can be a good little worker drone for the "betterment of society" and the "greater good", fuck that shit.
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