My mommy got a message from the bank and they said they had to talk about the transactions on my card. About a week ago I ordered a bunch of sex toys. How do I get out of this one??
>Hurr durr, imma order a ton of dildos, surely they will never find out
Nigger u r fucked, gl though. Tell them its for someone else or it was a prank from your friends if you have any. Or be honest and tren then you enjoy dick which you clearly do.
I'll probably just claim it was a disgruntled Amazon employee
They'll ask if the last x transactions were actually you. If you bought them from an actual sex shop or a sex toys website you're probably fukt, because the company name will show up in the transaction.
It's Amazon and just shows up as Amazon on my account. I buy tons of books so the price wouldn't be too out of the ordinary. Am I safe?
Mommy is on the phone right now. Turns out someone got my number and tried to buy over $1k worth of stuff. I am relieved I guess.