>mom's threatening to kick me out
>I refuse to leave
>she's says she'll call the cops if I'm not out by next week
d-do you guys think she'll actually do it?
I'm going to say it really slow for you to actually understand.
If she actually cared about you she would not force you out on the streets to become a homeless. The most disgusting thing in this world is mothers who can't respect that the world sucks ass today and that it's absolutely impossible to get a job without sucking a tremendous amount of dick.
I'll say it again, to ensure that you fucking get it.
These other posters are wrong. Depending on state and county, you have 30-60 days after she formally notifies you of her intent to evict you. If she changes the locks or violently forces you out, you can call the cops to make her let you in. They may tell you it's a civil matter, in which case you can go to small claims and sue her for damages (thousands).
Sorry, I am aware of the fact that you shitheads will scan my entire post for the smallest fucking hole that you can penetrate so I'm making it very clear.
It's hard to get a job that makes it possible to actually live somewhere other than a shitty motel or a small apartment with shit neighbours and a greedy jew landlord.
>americucks actually have to worry about their parents kicking them out
She keeps getting upset over me not finding a job and just living with her. She doesn't understand that not only is it impossible to find a job in this economy but also degrading. Why would anyone want to work 40+hours a week as a slave only to be fired for the slightest mistakes. I'd rather die than be a wagecuck.
"Heh, yeah. They're all...they're all just dumb fucking wagecucks! This is how I'm gonna live my life, watching anime and being cozy ftw!"
- Anon, age 22
"os hit just kill me now what was I thinking"
- Anon, age 30, unable to find employment in any other industry than fast food burger flippin
"This is the happiest day of my life"
-Anon, age 53, on the day of his promotion to assistant manager at Long John Silver's
It's VERY easy to get a job, stop using "the economy" as an excuse. McDonalds is always hiring, most fast food outlets almost always are. Don't want it to be degrading? You should have studied harder, showed some more initative and flew past the competition to land a proper job. You can't possibly expect to be sustained by another person for the whole of your life, that is truly pathetic
No, if she really wanted you out that badly she would call the cops right away. She's just trying to put pressure on you so you'll leave on your own and she won't feel guilty about it.
Just get a part time job for now. I only work 20 to 22 hours a weeks never more than 5 hours a day and I get paid to stand around and do nothing.
But I'm gonna tell you right now that parents are greedy cunts and once you start making money they will try to take it from you.
T H I S H O L Y S H I T
Both you wagecucks are beyond reason. You will just do anything for your masters will you? I'm gonna see about getting NEETbux and moving in a nice cozy apartment, it will be great knowing that you are paying for it after all :^)
Working in McDonald's is not as degrading as being a fat fuck.
No job is degrading unless you're a stripper or prostitute. Otherwise a job is a job and money is money. You think people give it their all at work? No. You slack off as hard as possible and get paid for it.
In OPs defence timing is essential. I applied to 20 min wage jobs that said they were hiring and only one called me back.
This year I applied to a brand new store and they didn't even interview me. They were hiring literally everyone who applied and everybody is friendly af.
Getting a job is not easy. You need to apply at the right time or have something to show. Otherwise even Fast food joints won't hire your ass.
This is going to terrible advice, but:
>fill up bathtub
>wait until she just gets back home (or is already home but too preoccupied to check up on you right away)
>get in tub
>cut wrists and make sure you get as much blood floating about
>before doing this, leave some kind of note that references being unable to move out
>if timed correctly you should survive this (if she's taking too long -- get out of the tub immediately) and scare her into letting you stay
Granted she might have you sent to the hospital for this and possibly a mental home. But as a (assumingly) functioning adult, you can get out of there quick.
It's not like he asked to be born. It was pretty greedy of them to curse the guy with life so they can have some cute kid run around for a few years before they stop caring about him.
>tfw tell my parents I want to move to another city
>anon, just stay here, you don't need to move
Feels good to not be american
Live in a shitty apartment in that case. What you do isn't important, so you don't get to live somewhere important. Go learn a set of skills, become a licensed plumber, builder etc. You are all just lazy and you refuse to admit it
Really? Just because someone feeds and clothes you BY LAW that's all it takes to be a parent? Anybody can feed and clothe someone, lock them up in the closet with a bucket and keep them alive for 25 years and to you itd be the most selfless act in the world.
Anyways. My parents have mistreated me since I was a kid. They could've have me up but they were more interested in blogging or bragging about how good of a parent they were while behind the scenes I was basically a dog shoved into a birdcage.
If OP actually had good parents, he wouldn't be a 25 year old NEET. A good parent would have a stable relationship with their child and would have set up for their future so that even if it took them a while to move out, they were getting the support they needed to be able to do so and get there.
Nobody hands you money and a home to live in this country. They charge you obscene amounts of money to not live in a dump and anybody that wasn't born before the 90s were literally living life on easymode because the standards for getting jobs, education, wealth were extremely fucking low. So now they're drowning in economic stability for themselves and want to kick their kids out ASAP while half assing their parenting. It ain't right.
Just sleep under a bridge for a night then come back filthy and crying. She'll let you in.
Its just a bluff anyway. At best, she will call the cops and kick you out but theres basically a 0% chance it will stick if you're actually homeless.
>What you do isn't important
What he does is keep the economy flowing. You think when you die somebody is going to wait at the end of a lighted tunnel and praise you for fixing a toilet for 15 dollars an hour?
You think before civilization people were denied to live in a Savannah or forest because they didn't do anything important? Nobody deserves to live in a shithole when people never did. Nobody has the right to tell you how important you are either. And living in a good clean home for one should not be a luxury. It sure as hell fucking isn't in other countries.
You think I want to stay here dipshit? I'm not sitting on my ass, but in real life unless your mommy and daddy set-up a trust fund and all your connections you need to actually work hard if you want to move out.
>And living in a good clean home for one should not be a luxury. It sure as hell fucking isn't in other countries.
fucking lol. neetboyz aint taken their mouths off of mommy's tit for so long that their conception of the outside world and its workings is warped to unreal levels. I approve for the lels.
This isn't "before civilisation". This is now, you reap what you sow and this motherfucker ain't sowing shit. You want a clean home? Fucking clean it you lazy shit. Someone who doesn't do a job that really impacts the world properly doesn't deserve to live in a good home
But hes right wagecuck. In life you can choose to be in prison, on the streets, or getting fucked by your jewish overlords. Its just us NEETs were smart enough to get pass this obviously corrupt system.
>this faggot cant work hard
shitposting from my fish tank has never been so fun
Oh hey there meet, didn't see you there. I've gotta get up bright and early to go make my money; feels good to Jumpstart my day. Sorry to hear your mummy might be kicking you out; wherever will you go? In the time you should've been looking for a job, you were busy making smug NEET threads and mocking me. Sounds like you need a solution, fast.
It's okay, though. I can forgive and forget. Maybe if you apologize, I'll let you sleep in a doghouse on my lawn.
Tick tock, NEETie.
how do i convince them that its severe enough to impact my life
i go through rapid mood swings at the drop of a hat, i get extremely uncomfortable talking to new people, its extremely difficult for me to make eye contact, i get anxious really easily, i have delusionally paranoid negative thoughts, i shut down under pressure and i think i may potentially have mild ptsd
is this enough for me to get a green card to drop out of life?
>Wagecucks actually think they can pull the smug pepe meme
i'll have a large wopper with extra fries, a milk shake, and no pickles this time wagie! Wouldn't want me to speak to your manager would I?
Op tell her this... Fine you can kick me out but wait til you get old, I won't take care of your ass or speak to you the only visir youre going to get is the one where your siting inside the grave
"Lions in the street" is akin to social anxiety
Take a look, its in a book
dude just get a fucking job. I'm not looking forward to the degrading process that is work myself but I'll accept it. Get your own place by saving money and then live a reclusive life
And how will you be paying for it?
...Oh, you haven't got any money?
How unfortunate, I'll have to ask you to leave.
Don't want me to call security, do you?
>calling cops on your child
I love not living in West sometimes.
I hope she does.
We have no sympathy for you.
You'll live the rest of your life living handout to handout, begging for the scraps and leftovers of others.
but hey at least you're not a "wagecuck" right?
Hello Mr neet, what's that you need a place to stay? Oh bummer my 6 bedroom house is full, you can sleep in my 2017 bmw until you get on your feet though