>anon there's been an accident and i can't find a sitter for [pic related], could she come and stay at your place for a few hours?
>invite her over to play Legos
>make mommy clean up our piss jugs
>anon you certainly have some strange cartoons on your computer.
I would because im not a damn pedo.
But id probably be too boring for her even so, id just read my books.
You millennials are a bunch of whiny bitches. And I thought the boomers fucked us up, looks like you caught the worst of it.
9-11 is just fine for a kid to stay home by herself. Unless there's some kind of socialization or development issue.
>no problem ma'am, you can leave her with uncle Anon
> would teach her all about cummies the special button that she has and show her my loli collection
>uncle anon said that jews are responsible for all the bad things that happen
>Nothing happens and she gets picked up by her mom later that afternoon
>Next day police are kicking down your door
>GET DOWN ON THE GROUND PEDO SCUM
>Get tasered and beaten up
>Meet lawyer at the police station
>He tells you that the mom went to the police saying her daughter told her that you touched her all over
>You are sentenced to 10 years in maximum rape prison
You won't fool me evil wermin
I wouldn't say anything of the sort; I would teach her *how* to think not *what* to think.