Who /jointhearmy/ here ?
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What are you waiting for NEETs? It's time to do something with your life.
Thinking about joining the Navy but I'm weak as shit (below minimum reqs) and have no idea what kind of job I'd want. Fuck the modern education system for not teaching me about careers.
I've realized that the only people in the military who aren't beta as fuck are the 2% of officers.
Everyone else is just a good little drone. Joining the military is stamping a sign on your head to potential mates that you have no real backbone.
I go to Navy basic training in 2.5 weeks, I'm ready physically but I still have to get my sleep schedule normalized.
STG, this is going to be my first time ever out of the midwest in my life when I go to c-school
> Myotonia Congenita
> "UUhhh yeah sarge, I'm sure ah put dose mortar rounds here somewhere... XDDD"
> *horrifying sound of machinegun rounds cooking off as my hand cramps around the trigger*
> finally manage to frag myself with a grenade, to the general relief of everyone around me
I'm not even cannon fodder material desu.
>hiding in an abandoned house in aphiganistan
>friend is wounded
>minor, he'll live
>"anon do you hear that"
>mortar fire surrounds our position
>one hits us directly
>turn around to my injured friend
>his legs were blown off
>were not going to make it,
>he mutters his final words
>"anon i have to take a shit"
>dies right then and there
>my squad is forced to pull out and regroup somewhere else
thats what i get for enrolling
We have mandatory service, but i didn't get accepted due to my eyesight and not being very fit likely. It's extremely hard to get in, only the best of the best get accepted for males. For females standards are much lower so very easy for them to get in.
I think I could live with that, and like, walking through villages full of tortured and raped women and children and shit.
But I couldn't live with myself committing friendly fire or accidentally collateralling civilians and I couldn't work with someone who had done so. That's the main reason I couldn't be a solider.
People in the private sector at least have some goals of upward mobility and are actively told that there is a possibility of it. They learn to respect good managers because good managers cultivate them and show them value by respecting their opinions, time, and value.
Grunt cucks are literally just seen as meat to the fire and if you can't understand how that is fundamentally different from the private sector you belong in the military.
There is a reason why they have IQ caps for lower ranking officers senpai
THE ULTIMATE WAGEKEKS
but no really im a navy intelfag shit is pretty skate